Hey there. This is just a funny little intro to a story I will be starting soon, featuring the three main characters Ike, Link and Marth. This story will have slight yaoi, main pairing being IkeXMarth, a tiny little hint of LinkXMarth, some LinkXZelda (Yes, a non-yaoi pairing). Roy and Sheik might pop in there somehow too. I really only have the basis at this point... This tale will have laughs and lies, adventure and romance, danger and goofing around...: the works. Anyway this is just a small intro to get to know the guys' presonalities, because this story is kiiiinda OOC and also AU. Ok, so it's completely so... I'm hoping that this will inspire me to continue another story I've dropped for the moment. Anyway, enough blabbing from me. The guys are anxious to meet you. ^^
I DON'T OWN ANYONE, thing etc.
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One day at Smash Academy…
Ike
-walking past, looks back to spot the reader-
"Oh? Hey there. I didn't know we were having visitors... Well, err, nice to meet you! I'm Ike and uh…"
Link
-is also walking by. Ike grabs and pulls before the reader-
"Wha-Ike??"
Ike
"Oi Link, say hello to the reader."
Link
"R-reader? Oh…um, hello…"
Marth
-sighs loudly and walks up in front of the other two-
"You guys have no clue how to do introductions do you?"
Link
"…"
Ike
"…"
Link
"Who is that?"
Ike
"You're kidding right? That's the new student who got in on that super,...big,…important-ish scholarship."
Link
-whistles-
Marth
-oblivious-
"I guess I'll start off by telling you that this is a story about a school, but it's not just any ordinary school, you see-"
Ike
"Whoa, whoa! Hold on there! I thought this was going to be a comical, bishonen love adventure, full of mishaps and embarrassing moments!"
Marth
-turns a vicious shade of red-
" How can you make it seem so unsophisticated so easily!? Besides the comical romance mishaps (,he huffs), there is also danger, and suspense, and drama-"
Link
"Bi...shonen...?"
Ike
-facepalms-
"Yes Link, that means what you think it does; beautiful guys in love with beautiful guys."
Marth
"Would you two quit interrupting-"
Link
"Well that's not going to work! It's a fact that I'm already in love with-"
Ike
"Zelda?"
Link
"Nah, we're off right now."
Ike
"Ah. Then who? What's her name? I am guessing it's a girl judging by the fact that the whole bishonen thing isn't working for you."
Marth
"...off?"
Link
"Well if I told you now it would ruin the surprise for the reader here!"
Ike
"They're gonna find out in chapter one anyway-"
Link
"No matter! I will guard my secret with my life! Oh yeah, did you finish up that assignment on-"
Marth
"For the love of-!!! I was trying to give the reader a little insight about this stupid story and now you've just wasted all of our time!"
Ike
"Hmm? There was a time limit?"
Link
"Oh yeah! Professor Snake's class is about to begin! We're going to be so late!"
Ike
"Gah! Dammit! He'll plant a land mine at the door if we aren't there before-"
RIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG~
Ike
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Link
0____o
Marth
-___- "I don't even attend this school yet..."
Link
"Wanna ditch?"
Ike
"Sure."
Marth
"Why do I bother?"
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-Marth sneaks out to face the reader-
"Now that those idiots are gone I can finally tell you-"
Ike
"Hey Marth!!! Come join us!"
Link
"Yeah, s'no fun hanging all by your lonesome."
-They both grab Marth by the arms and drag him away, while Marth struggles furiously-
Marth
"But I have to tell the readeeeeerrr~"
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Well short, but sweet (hopefully). Regretfully because of Ike and Link`s constant distractions you were able to discern probabely nothing. *sighs along with Marth*
Well, whatever. Hopefully I`ll see you in chapter one.^^
Professor Snake....Professor Snape...pfffffffft *shot*