Miaka and the Lion
Miaka awoke one morning and found herself caged in an arena across from a caged lion.
"What's this?" She wondered
"Kill this lion and you get to fuck this hot girl." An announcer yelled
First up was Hotohori he stepped out into the arena and looked at Miaka
"Hatohori you've come to save me." Said Miaka overjoyed
"Of course lady Miaka.' Said the young emperor running a hand through his hair. "So I get to fuck her when it's done right?' He whispered to the announcer
"Yes you get to fuck her!" Yelled the excited announcer.
Hotohori you jerk! Miaka yelled
Hotohori faced the lion clenched his fists and said …..
"Actually I've changed my mind that's a pretty big lion."
Next was Tamahome
"Tamahome, you've come to rescue me!" Miaka happily exclaimed. "I knew I could trust you!"
"Hey can I fuck her first and then kill the lion?" Asked Tamahome turning into a chibi
"My hero." Miaka moaned with sarcasm.
"No get out of here smart ass." The Anouncer replied
Next was Nakago.
"Oh hell no!" exclaimed Miaka
Nakago ran down so fast the audience could barely see him. He jumped into the lion's cage and they fought till a cloud dust covered the arena. No one could see what was going on but screams and roars could be heard.
"Come on Lion you can do it!" Yelled Miaka
"HEY BITCH! The lion has a name; do you think he is just some piece of property!" The offended announcer yelled.
"That's Ironic coming from the man making a sport of killing him." Miaka replied.
Then Nakago emerged from the cage dusting himself off.
Behind Nakago, the lion was lying down with swirls on his eyes.
"Oh Suzaku help me!" Screamed Miaka
Nakago ran his hand through his hair and said
"Alright I fucked the lion now can I kill her?"
Everyone was too shocked to respond
"Well can I?'
A/N We do not support animal abuse. So remember kids keep Nakago away from your pets...... Hey Nakago get away from my cat!!