A/N: This is crack. There will be OOCness and randomness. You have been warned! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I DO not own PoT

Ryuuzaki and Tezuka approached Fuji slowly.

"Saa Tezuka, what's going on?" Fuji asked innocently. The two stopped, Tezuka taking an extra step forward. Fuji opened his eyes exposing a menacing 'tell me what you're planning' look.

"We have decided..." he looked back at Ryuuzaki, who nodded, "That you will be attending a refinement camp." he finished.

"Tezuka, do you really want to do this?" Fuji challenged sweetly, making the threat even more terrifying.

"Fuji, it has been decided." Ryuuzaki confirmed bluntly. A scream echoed throughout the school as a certain tensai was leapt upon by an old lady with a rope.

x.x.x.x.x.x.

Atobe and Sakaki approached Oshitari, who was drinking from his water bottle.

"You will be attending a refinement camp for mentally disturbed tennis players," Atobe announced.

Oshitari spat all his water out, onto Gakuto's back because he happened to be standing too close. Gakuto turned around, throwing his arms in the air. The one holding a racquet smashed Hiyoshi in the head as he stood up, causing him to chase after Gakuto in rage and slip on a tennis ball in his dazed state. He then fell into Choutarou, who was talking to Shishido, and Choutarou fell onto the older boy, accidentally kissing him. All this woke up Jirou to kissing team mates, who quickly pulled apart, blushing, while Jirou bounced excitedly around them.

Oshitari stopped his coughing to get out, "Mentally disturbed?"

"Well, players with personality traits that are weird or creepy," Atobe explained, "Ne, Kabaji?"

"Usu."

"Then shouldn't our whole team be attending?" Oshitari inquired, raising his eyebrow and gesturing at the wreckage of the previous chaos.

Sakaki and Atobe shrugged then tied up Oshitari with a rope. "We were only allowed one person," Atobe stated. Oshitari sighed.

x.x.x.x.x.x.

"Geinchirou, may I as what you plan to do with that rope?" threatened Yukimra with a 'tell me or I'll find use for that rope' smile on his face.

"I- I'm sorry buchou but..." Sanada trailed off, looking away from the smile of the 'Child of God'.

"Sorry?" Yukimura questioned, more kindly now.

"You will be attending a refinement camp..." He trailed off once more, hastily tying Yukimura up with the rope.

"Ah, Geinchirou. I'm sorry to hear that." Yukimura wandered out loud, with an almost disinterested tone in his voice. Sanada started shaking because, he knew, that as he was tying this rope, Yukimura was planning a very unpleasant revenge.

x.x.x.x.x.x.

"Ah, ecstas-" the rest was a muffle of noise as a sack was thrust over Shiraishi, his head popping out a hole in the bottom. He looked around, confused, until he saw Ishida and Kenya behind him.

"I told you not to use the sack! We were told 'rope'," Kenya dictated to Ishida, still holding a rope.

"Sack was more interesting. Besides, I am still going to use the rope," He answered, slightly challenging Kenya before continuing with tying Shiraishi.

"Uh, what are you two doing?" Shiraishi asked, really confused right now.

"You're going to a refinement camp," Kenya merely stated, before the two picked him up of the court from where he was practising, leaving very confused Shitenhoji regulars behind, and left.

x.x.x.x.x.x.

Ibu was muttering about his ice cream he had just bought when he turned to see Tachibana and Kamio, with a rope.

The two smiled evilly at the boy before leaping on him, tying him up, grabbing him and running away, chibi style. Ibu was profusely lost.

x.x.x.x.x.x.

"Wh- what are you guys doing?" Kentarou spoke nervously as his team approached him with a rope, very slowly.

Step, "Because we care about you," Saeki said.

Step, "Because we hate your haircut," David said.

Step, "What are we doing?" Itsuki asked.

Step, "Because you are buchou," Ryou said finally, before the team leaped on him, bound him, and threw him into the ready open boot of Banji's car. Banji cackled evilly as he sped of, halting several cars in the process because his driving was actually quite awful.

Saeki turned to his team, "Who wants ice cream?"

"We do!" they exclaimed before heading off to get their sweet treat.

Edit 30/5/10: I noticed, checking up on my chapters, that all my breaks were removed. The underscores, that is. So when I want to indicate a scene change or break or whatever, you know, I will use x.x.x.x.x.x. Just so you know^^