Edward Cullen VS. Greed from Full Metal Alchemist
Edward- I can't hug you because I'll hurt you. Bella I'd go to the Volturi and ask them to kill me, if I ever hurt you again.
Bella. *crying* Edward you can't leave me again. I'll go even more nuts and fuck Jacob thinking of you *hoping to make Edward horny and protective*
~enter Greed in human form~
Greed- *Bear hugs Bella* your really stupid and pretty you should be with some one you can get STD's from *smile and 'lets have sex' kisses Bella demandingly*
Bella- {Damb} *blushes/horny*
Edward- stay away from Bella *rip Greed's arms off and throws him across the room wrecking the far wall*
Greed- *grows back arms and dust bones* HeHe that tickled *cracks neck*
Edward-{what the fuck !} [Insert 'why you no' meem face here]
Bella- {ooooohhhh an even weirder scary monster} *falls in love forgetting Edward*
Edward- But I'm a vampire with diamond skin that can't be destroyed !
Greed- *goes homunculus* 'diamond skin' HA *decks Edward then throws him to japan*
Bella- my hero *bat eyes and starts striping*
Greed- oh god keep your clothes on ! *barf off screen* it was never about you, that guy was mental ! I came for Leah !
~enter Leah~
Leah- Really *imprint*
Greed- HeHeHe I got the real female headliner and I got to deck the Cullen Guy. He's more pathetic then Elric, and that an accomplishment you need to try to be that pussy. I mean Elric has blond girl hair how does any one he's fighting keep a straight face?
!Bitch Please!