"Togami, would you pass the sugar, please?" Naegi asked from across the table, stirring his tea.
"You can't even get the tea from where you're sitting? Lol, n00b ur pathetic," the person with the hair that's like dirty blond or something crossed his arms and did the asshole prodigy anime pose.
"That wasn't very nice, Togami. You should apologise and think about what you've done." Maizono scolded. Then Togami started crying because at heart he's such a fucking baby.
"I'm so sorry," he said through tears. "How can I ever atone for my sins?"
"We have to kill Togami. He's a fUCCIN' ASSHOLE TOO," Asahina dramatically slammed a fist down on the table, knocking her cup of tea over.
"AIN'T NOBODY GONNA KILL MAH WHITE KNIGHT!" Genocider. Shou (uhhhhh is it sho or shou or jack or cabbage idk) shouted, jumping up onto the table and breaking several teacups. "FITE ME HO!11!11037!" she brandished her scissors at Asahina, who proceeded to r u n. "U CAN RUN BUT U CAN'T NOT BE CAUGHT BY ME"
"GENOCIDER SHOU IS RUNNING IN THE HALLS WITH SCISSORS!" Isimaru power-walked after them to inform them of the rules they were breaking. Chihiro and Oowada were just chillin cause you know it's usually a good idea to chill butter for preservation
Meanwhile the author is a piece of garbage who doesn't have time for this story, but still wants to include all the characters.
"..." Kirigiri didn't say anything.
"This tea is unacceptable by my extremely high spoiled princess standards"
"KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YAS QUEEN"
"Protein"
"Baseball is a good sport. My hair is lit like celestia"
"Smoke weed everyday"
" A"
And Togameme was still apologising to the eggboi. "iLL NEVER NOT PASS YOU THE SUGAR AGAIN I L0VE U NAEGG"
"No, that's wrong,"
And they all lived happily ever after in their normal school. Cool and good.
I think I might write one for DR2... It's not like people read these so, uh... Thank you for your time and effort taken to read this i guess