Hormones
Why the freak do they call them hormones? Well, we've been wondering this for a long time, and we got the answer. So, I'm sure everybody knows what a whore is, right? It's pretty simple, and if you don't know, let us look it up on urban dictionary for you. Ain't nobody got time for that though. Whores like to play around with guys or in other cases it's a "minor annoyance". You're not really mad at them, but still kind of pissed.
"Hey, who ate the last doughnut?"
"I did."
"Whore."
What a whore, right? So you now have an idea of what a whore is. How is all that related to hormones? Think about it. Hor-mones. "Hor" is the first part, which is referring to a whore. Hormones, like whores, play around a lot. So, next time your biology teacher asks you what hormones are, you know what to say.