Disclaimer: I do not own morganville and the idea is from Saint Ginger
Chapter 1
Shane's eyes opened and straight away his head was throbbing with pain. As he started to sit up the head ache just pounded at his skull like knives were being stabbed numerous times in his head. He prompt himself up on his elbows and looked around.
He was in the Glass House bathroom. Two small, thin, pale legs with black painted toes stuck out of the bathtub and a black combat boot with silver bats on one were sticking out of the bath. A blond head was a few feet away from Shane. Shane knew straight away that the person in the bath was Eve and Michael was the one on the floor.
"Michael?" Shane whispered
No reply.
"Michael!" Shane hissed quietly smacking Michael's head
"The fuck?" Michael woke up sniffling and wiping his mouth quickly
Shane's head throbbed as Michael yelled and he pressed a cold hand against his forehead. Eve woke up a second later and a combat boot landed on Shane's head.
"Mother-" Shane stopped half way because of the sound of a baby crying and looked towards the open bathroom door "what the hell?"
Shane pulled himself up using the sink and made his way to the crying. It was coming from Claire's room. He slowly pushed opened the door and found a little baby with a diaper, pink hat with a bunny and little pink shirt with a flower on it, on Claire's bed screaming. Michael came up behind him and looked at the baby.
"Whose baby is that?" he asked
"Like the fuck I know?" Shane answered "Check it's collar or something"
"Why the fuck is a baby crying in Claire's room?" Eve asked rubbing her eyes behind Shane and Michael
"Yep" Michael and Shane answered at the same time
"Why?" Eve asked pressing her hand against her head
"No fucking clue" Shane answered
"I'm getting an aspirin" Eve told them
She walked off back towards the bathroom and opened the cupboard in there. Pulled out the orange tablet container.
"Get me one two" Shane told her pressing his head against the door frame of Claire's bedroom door
Shane straightened up and walked towards his door. He opened it and found a dog sitting in the middle of the room. A large aggressive pit-bull. It growled at him and barked, digging it's claws deep into the wood floors. It barked more and more and louder and louder. Suddenly it ran straight towards Shane.
"Holy fuck" Shane cursed as he slammed the door and pressed his back against it
A second later there was a thud from the dog ramming it's head into Shane's door, then scratches came from the other side. Eve came up to him.
"The hell are you dong?" she asked
"There is a dog in my room. A crazy, fucking rabid dog in my room" Shane answered
"No there is.." Eve opened the door and slammed it when she saw the dog "Ok there is a pit-bull in your room. Why the hell is there a pit bull in your room?"
"I don't know" Shane hissed
"Where is my wedding ring?" Eve asked
Shane looked and saw Eve's ring was missing.
"Guys?" Michael called out
"Yeah" Eve and Shane answered
Michael came towards them with one of his sleeves pulled up. He was staring at something on his arm.
"What's wrong baby?" Eve asked
"I have a tattoo of Claire's face on my arm" Michael told them and turned his arm towards them
On his arm was a tattoo of a smiling black and white Claire. It had some roses around her face and a few birds flying in the background.
"What the hell?" Eve looked at it
"Wait guys...Where's Claire?" Shane asked
Michael and Eve looked around the messed up top floor.
"CLAIRE!" Eve yelled
Shane clutched his head as it throbbed.
"God not so loud Eve" he snapped
Eve rolled her eyes and went down the stairs and looked around.
"Guys, what are we going to do with the baby?" Michael asked
"We will leave it here and go find Claire" Shane answered
"Shane, there is a fucking pit-bull in your room. It will eat it" Michael looked at him
"Guys, Claire's not down stairs and neither is my ring" Eve told them coming back upstairs
Shane and Michael both looked at her in disbelief.
"Well now where fucked" Shane said
"What the hell do we do now?" Eve asked
"More importantly the fuck happened to us last night?" Michael asked
"What the fuck happened to us?" Eve asked as they sat around a table
"Check your pocket" Michael ordered
They all reached into there pockets and pulled every thing out. Eve pulled a recipt to a club and Shane had a hospital bracelet.
"Shane, you were in the hospital?" Eve asked
"I have no fucking clue" Shane answered
"Ok, this can be good. We can use these. Find out what the hell happened" Michael told them
As Eve, Michael and Shane made there way out after they figured out that they would go look for Claire. After they all had gotten dressed. Eve had the baby in a baby carrier and Shane had put the pit bull on a lead. They made there way out to the parking lot to find not the car Michael had.
"Why is a cop car in the parking lot?" Eve asked
Michael and Shane exchanged glances.
"Fuck it, let's just deal with it" Shane said and walked around to the drivers seat.