Over the Hedge
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Arthur Weasly was distracted from is book about Muggles by high pitched giggling coming from the clearing behind him. He stood up on the bench he was sitting on to look over the bushes. Arthur was very startled to feel the bench shake beneath him, although he was a little underweight, he was in his final year at Hogwarts, and weighed over 100 pounds.
What he saw over the hedge surprised him slightly. A Gryffindor in his year named Molly was sitting on the lap of the most popular Ravenclaw in school, Matt Roman. They were snogging intensely and Arthur thought it rude to watch, but for some reason could not take his eyes away. He felt as if he didn't watch something bad would happen to Molly. Of course why did he care Molly and Arthur were never friends, but he did not hate her. Just as he was about to turn around Arthur saw Matt expertly slip his hands up Molly's shirt and began to fool around. At this Molly quickly pulled away and told him:
"Stop it you git!" Even at these words Roman did not stop. In fact, he pined Molly up against the bush opposite of Arthur and began removing Molly's clothes. Molly tried to fight but a strong 7th year like Roman was not going to be easily moved. Arthur could not watch this any longer. Against his better judgment Arthur stunned Roman, jumped over the hedge and pulled him off of Molly. She never did speak her thanks, but Arthur knew she was, the look on her face told him everything he needed to know. And without as much as "Hello" they shagged. And from that moment on, they knew they were made for each other.
A/N: Just a funny little short story about the Weasly parents… hope you like it!