Journal of a Pokemon Trainer (Alternate [Warning! Short Chapter! Also, read the real version!])
Chapter One: Starter Pokemon
"Which Pokemon are you gonna get Elorm?" I asked my best friend while we were driving from Cerulean City to Pallet Town.
"I really don't know, Jerome. What about you, Mike?" Elorm asked.
"Of course I'll get Bulbasaur. I'm a Grass-Type Trainer!" Mike said.
"And you, Amanda?" I asked.
"Well, I'm not sure either." Amanda said.
"We're here." Mom announced.
All four of us got out of the car.
"Bye, Mom!" I said, before she drove back to Cerulean City.
"Now, let's get to the lab!" Mike said.
We walked to Professor Oak's lab, and then, we met HIM, Gary Motherfucking Oak, the most show off person in all of Kanto, and he was getting his Pokemon TODAY.
"Who gets to choose first?" I asked.
"Good question." Oak said. "We will choose based on five questions I have for you. The person who gets the most right gets to choose first. Question One: Who is the Champ-"
"Lance!" I said.
"Correct. Question Two: Who is the Gym Leader of Vermillion City?"
"Lt. Surge!" I said.
"Correct. Question Three: The Electric Mouse-"
"Pikachu!" Gary said.
"Raichu!" I shouted.
"Raichu is the correct answer."
"Yes!"
"Question Four: Name the Gym Leaders of Kanto."
"Brock, Daisy, Violet, Lily, Lt. Surge, Erika, Jasnine, Sabrina, Blaine, and Blue." I said.
"Correct. And finally, Question Five: Name the Pokemon Type specialties of the Kanto Gym Leaders."
"Rock, Water, Electric, Grass, Poison, Psychic, Fire, and Various." I said.
"Correct. Jerome, you get to choose first." Oak released six Pokemon.
"Charmander, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Pikachu, Eevee, and Togepi." I said. "I'll choose you, Pikachu! Although I did want Charmander, too."
"Actually, Jerome, I was going to give an extra one to Gary, because I was sure he would get all of the answers correct, so I'll let you take both the Pikachu and Charmander." Oak said. That was probably the best thing that had ever happened to me. Oak handed me the Poke Balls for Pikachu and Charmander, four more Poke Balls, and a Pokedex.
"Pikachu, pika-pi."
"Char."
"Nice to have you on the team, guys." I said.
"Who chooses next?" Gary asked.
"Whoever Jerome picks and it goes on to the person he picks." Oak explained.
"I choose Elorm to pick next.
"I choose… Squirtle! Mike, you choose next."
"Bulbasaur, I choose you! Amanda, you pick next."
"I choose Togepi!"
"I choose Eevee, like I had a choice." Gary said. "Smell 'ya later, losers!" He shouted, running into a corvette, with about ten cheerleaders chanting his name, and a driver.
"Lucky…" Elorm muttered.
"I know right!"
After agreeing to meet up in Viridian City in a few hours, we went our separate ways into Route One.