Disclaimer: I don't own Phoenix Wright.

You wouldn't think that anyone would be stupid enough to commit a premeditated murder in the middle a bustling city, but you'd be wrong. This person had planned everything. It was crucial to commit the murder in the middle of a crowd...it was crucial to the final plans. The person had chosen to wear a long coat and a hat to shield their eyes. As the would-be killer walked along looking for the target, a memory came back...

"The evidence is there. I can't do anything to save you!"
"What? You could at least try!"
"No-one would take this trial...not unless they were suicidal."

There he was. The target. Moving slowly into the middle of a crowd, things were prepared. 3...2...

1!

"Oh my god! What was that?"
"Look! There's someone on the ground!"
"Are they dead?"
"No pulse!"
"Call an ambulence!"

Wright and Co. Law Offices May 23rd 10:12am

Phoenix was seated in his office by the computer, with a hot drink in his hand. For the past few days he'd been suffering from a cold, much to the annoyance of Maya.

"Gramps! Who gets a cold in May? I had so much planned!"
"Like...a...ACHOOO!...Like what?"
"Well, I don't know! But I COULD have had so much planned, and then what would we do?"

Phoenix was shaken from his thoughts by a loud crashing noise in the other room. Phoenix chose to ignore it and blow his nose loudly. The crashing continued, with occasional outbursts from Maya, a male voice and some yipping sounds. Sighing, Phoenix opened the door.
He was not expecting this!
Maya and Detective Gumshoe were chasing after...OH GOD! Missile! The dog from Edgeworth's case that they had borrowed! Phoenix remembered only too well what happened...

"Aww, isn't he a cute dog?" Suddenly Missile started snarling, and leapt for the hot dog stand!
"Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip!"
"He...ate all the Samurai dogs!"

Gumshoe looked up and saw Phoenix.
"Hey, pal! Don't just stand there! Help me with this dog!" Phoenix shut the door behind him and got ready to intercept the "Missile". Missile was currently attempting to eat the table, and was doing a good job of it.
"NO! DON'T EAT THAT!" Maya exclaimed. She raced for Missile and attempted to jank him away. His jaws were sunk in to the table however.
"What should we do?" Maya thought. "I know! We can hose him off the table!"
"Maya, I don't think that's such a good..."
"Hello? Is this the Fire department? Can we borrow your hose? What? It's an emergency! No! A dog is stuck to the table so...no he's not on fire. WHAT? This IS an emergency! I..." Maya hung up the phone.
"What now?" Gumshoe asked. "Poor Missile. Doomed to be stuck to a table forever..."
"OBJECTION!" Maya and Gumshoe turned to Phoenix.
"Did you just say Objection?" Maya asked, giggling. Phoenix looked flustered.
"It...it just came out...Anyway! I have an idea! Show him some food and he might go after it!"
"Good idea, Nick!" Maya looked excited. "Go and get some food!"
"What? Why me?"
"It'll look bad for business if there's a dog stuck to YOUR table!"
"But I have a cold!" As if to emphasize his point, he sneezed violently.
"Fresh air'll do you good, pal!" Gumshoe said sagely. Phoenix grumbled and put on his coat.

Several hours later, Phoenix came back, looking worse than before.
"Wow, pal! You don't look so good!" Gumshoe said staring at Phoenix in disbelief. "What happened?"

Flashback...

"TAKE THAT! ACHHOOO!" Phoenix sneezed as he placed a dollar on the counter.
"Sir, it's $4.30!" The clerk said clearly annoyed that she had been sneezed on.
"Yeah, I know! TAKE THAT!" Phoenix threw some quarters on the counter.
"SIR! Do not throw quarters around!"
"S...sorry. ACHHOOO! TAKE THAT!"
"Ahhh! My eye!"

End flashback.
"That's what took you so long?" Maya asked. Phoenix nodded. Maya burst out laughing and rolled around on the floor. Phoenix sighed and took out a hot dog, holding it up to Missile.
"Here Missile! You want a hot dog? ACHOOO! TAKE THAT!" Phoenix threw the hot dog at Missile, causing the dog to fall to the floor.
"NICK!" Maya exclaimed.
"I'm sorry, I got excited!" Phoenix apologized.
"That's it! I'm taking your badge!"
"NOOO! MY EGO NEEDS IT!"
"Give me the badge! NICK!"
"TAKE THAT!"
"OW! THE CORNERS!"
"HOLD IT!" Phoenix and Maya looked up at Gumshoe.
"What is it?" Maya asked, glaring at Phoenix. Just then they heard a phone ring.
"I'll get it!" Maya raced off. Phoenix grabbed his badge and put it back in his pocket.
"Yes?...REALLY? Of course we'll do it! Bye! NICK! We have a new case!"
"What happened? Who's our client?"
"I don't know, Nick! C'mon! To the detention center!" Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it!" Maya raced to the door, to be greeted by a woman in her mid-thirties, with her blonde hair tied back in a bun and a clipboard.
"Umm...who's she?" Phoenix asked.
"Hello, I'm Patricia. I'll be following you around."
"Umm...why?" Phoenix asked.
"I have been informed that due to your...over-enthusiasm to your job, you have become a threat to society. I'm here to help."
"Whhaaatttt? But I'm not..." Patricia quickly attached a metal collar to Phoenix's neck, brought out a small remote control and pushed a button. Phoenix fell to the floor.
"Don't worry, Phoenix. You'll be fixed in no time!"

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