Drabble written for the Alphabet Soup Drabble Competition, letter B (B is for Birds), the One-Shot a day Competition and the whole collection is dedicated to Sylvia in the Valentine's Day Fic Exchange. Enjoy!
Word count: 112
Stalker Birds
When he saw her for the first time, he could have sworn he heard birds chirping.
When she slapped him for the first time, he swore to a worried-looking Sirius that he saw flying bluebirds.
When she beat him for the first – and, to her greatest regret and his greatest pride, only – time in Transfiguration, it was about canaries.
Their first date was spent avoiding a vicious eagle hell-bent on killing James (no one ever knew where it came from), and during their first kiss James got peed on by an owl.
So really, he should have expected finding a jewelry shop called 'The Owlery' when looking for engagement rings.