One day, Legolas Greenleaf woke up. He looked in his mirror and saw the
most horrible thing!!! He decided that this horrible thing could not be
shown to the public, therefore he took a paper bag and cut out eye holes
for his eyes. He had to hide it somehow.
When the rest of the Fellowship had woken up, they saw the paper bag over Legolas's head. Being the fair elf that he was, they wondered at such a marvel.
"Why, Legolas, what is the matter with you?" asked Aragorn.
"Um….nothing is the matter Aragorn! I'm just fine!!" said Legolas. The paper bag muffled his voice.
"Oh really?" said Gimli. He attempted to yank off the paper bag off of Legolas's head, but then realized that he was too short and could not reach. Frodo laughed.
"Oh, come on Legolas, it can't be that bad, can it? I mean, you're an Elf for pity's sake, you can't have had some sort of *blemish* or something, could you?" said Frodo. Legolas did not answer.
"Oh, stop bothering him, he'll tell us when he's ready," said Sam.
"Thank you Sam!! Now, what's for breakfast?" Legolas said.
* * * *
That night, when Legolas was asleep, and the rest of the Fellowship pretended to be, Aragorn quickly roused them.
"Let's lift the paper bag off. There can't be anything wrong with him, can there?" he said. The others agreed. The crept up to Legolas, and Frodo quietly slid the bag off of his head. He quickly stifled a laugh.
"Oi!! Come here!! This is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen!!!" he said, choking back his laughter. The others ran tip-toeing towards him. There, they saw the Elf with facial hair. Or at least, what looked like facial hair. A complete goatee, beard, and one of those curly French moustaches were drawn on with pen ink. The others didn't bother to stifle their laughter, and laughed out loud, which woke up Legolas. He rubbed his eyes and realized that the paper bag wasn't in the way. He saw Frodo holding the paper bag, and the rest of the Fellowship rolling on the ground, laughing their heads off.
"HEY!!! What was that for?!?!" Legolas shouted.
"We….we just wanted to see what happened to you!!" said Frodo. Legolas advanced on him menacingly. Gimli, who could not take it anymore, stepped forward.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'M SORRY!!! HAHAHA!!! I ADMIT IT!! I DID IT!!" said Gimli. He was bent over and still laughing. They turned to Gimli. Legolas looked like he was going to kill Gimli.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! I wanted to see what an Elf looked like with a beard!!! I wanted to see if the world's most favourite Elf would still be the world's most favourite Elf if he had facial hair!! HAHAHA!!! It's washable……after a few weeks," said Gimli.
"A FEW WEEKS?!?!" exclaimed Legolas. Gimli shrugged.
"I thought the bottle said washable."
So, how was that? I'm sorry I had to end it there, I can't think of anymore dialogue. ::shrugs:: sorry. Well, please review!!! It's a little stupid, yes, but that's ok!!! That's what I'm all about………
When the rest of the Fellowship had woken up, they saw the paper bag over Legolas's head. Being the fair elf that he was, they wondered at such a marvel.
"Why, Legolas, what is the matter with you?" asked Aragorn.
"Um….nothing is the matter Aragorn! I'm just fine!!" said Legolas. The paper bag muffled his voice.
"Oh really?" said Gimli. He attempted to yank off the paper bag off of Legolas's head, but then realized that he was too short and could not reach. Frodo laughed.
"Oh, come on Legolas, it can't be that bad, can it? I mean, you're an Elf for pity's sake, you can't have had some sort of *blemish* or something, could you?" said Frodo. Legolas did not answer.
"Oh, stop bothering him, he'll tell us when he's ready," said Sam.
"Thank you Sam!! Now, what's for breakfast?" Legolas said.
* * * *
That night, when Legolas was asleep, and the rest of the Fellowship pretended to be, Aragorn quickly roused them.
"Let's lift the paper bag off. There can't be anything wrong with him, can there?" he said. The others agreed. The crept up to Legolas, and Frodo quietly slid the bag off of his head. He quickly stifled a laugh.
"Oi!! Come here!! This is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen!!!" he said, choking back his laughter. The others ran tip-toeing towards him. There, they saw the Elf with facial hair. Or at least, what looked like facial hair. A complete goatee, beard, and one of those curly French moustaches were drawn on with pen ink. The others didn't bother to stifle their laughter, and laughed out loud, which woke up Legolas. He rubbed his eyes and realized that the paper bag wasn't in the way. He saw Frodo holding the paper bag, and the rest of the Fellowship rolling on the ground, laughing their heads off.
"HEY!!! What was that for?!?!" Legolas shouted.
"We….we just wanted to see what happened to you!!" said Frodo. Legolas advanced on him menacingly. Gimli, who could not take it anymore, stepped forward.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'M SORRY!!! HAHAHA!!! I ADMIT IT!! I DID IT!!" said Gimli. He was bent over and still laughing. They turned to Gimli. Legolas looked like he was going to kill Gimli.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! I wanted to see what an Elf looked like with a beard!!! I wanted to see if the world's most favourite Elf would still be the world's most favourite Elf if he had facial hair!! HAHAHA!!! It's washable……after a few weeks," said Gimli.
"A FEW WEEKS?!?!" exclaimed Legolas. Gimli shrugged.
"I thought the bottle said washable."
So, how was that? I'm sorry I had to end it there, I can't think of anymore dialogue. ::shrugs:: sorry. Well, please review!!! It's a little stupid, yes, but that's ok!!! That's what I'm all about………