The Pharaoh, the Hedgehog and the Oreos.
"…..i…."
"………..ya………"
"Yami………."
"WAKE UP YOU LAZY BASTARD!"
"WHOA!" yelled the Pharaoh as he fell out of the bed. When he finally gained consciousness, he saw an old man who was all too familiar.
"Top of the morning, your highness!" said Solomon at a sarcastic tone.
"Oh, shut up. You woke me up from a good dream. Anzu and I were just about too…."
"Say what?" asked the old man.
"Never mind." Said Yami beginning to turn red.
"Anywho, we have an emergency!" said Solomon.
"What? Did Joey chase the mailman again?" laughed Yami.
"Nah, it was some red echidna that time. The problem is that we ran out of Oreos." Said the old man beginning to have a worried look on his face.
"So you woke me up at four in the morning to tell me that we ran out of friggen cookies?" questioned the former Pharaoh.
"Yep. And if Yugi goes without Oreos, hell will be risen. He needs sugar. And if he doesn't get sugar, then god help us all."
" And lemme guess: Your gonna tell me to go out and buy some at four in the morning?" asked Yami.
"Yep." Said Solomon. "Price Chopper is just a short walk away. But be careful, I've herd a lot about robberies at jewelry stores. Unsolved, for that matter."
"Please, why would a jewelry robber try to jump me?" asked the Pharaoh.
"Ummmm……"
"Oh, right." Said Yami as he put the Millennium Puzzle around his neck.
"Now go, before Yugi wakes up in your spirit room!" said Solomon.
"Whats the worst that could happen?" asked Yami as he walked out the door.
"Damn, I hate it when people ask that." said Solomon.
5 minutes later…
"Jeez, I'm surprised he's not in a retirement home.. or an asylum for that matter.." said the Pharaoh.
Just then, he herd a surprising noise. When he looked behind, he saw a mail truck going at high speed with a red echidna just behind.
"What the fu…" was all Yami could say before he had to dive out of the way with the mail truck just barely missing him, then the red echidna running over him.
"I'll get you yet!" yelled Knuckles as he ran after the vehicle. Then, both him and the Mail truck began to have a green glow to them. They then started to float.
"Knuckles, again with the mail truck?" asked Silver as he walked out form a dark corner.
"Silver, c'mon, this guy has Nachos!" said Knuckles.
"And who the hell told ya that?" asked Silver.
"Shadow." Said Knuckles.
"For Pete's sake..." said Silver as he sent Knuckles flying in one direction and the Mail truck in another.
As Yami was getting up, he saw the mail truck hurtling at him once more, flying this time.
"Holy…" said Yami as he jumped out of the way. Silver saw the whole thing.
"Whoa, sorry 'bout that." Said Silver running over to Yami. "You okay?"
"Yea, I'm fine." Said Yami as he got up. "And just what are you doing out at four A.M.?"
"I have to go buy Oreos." Said Silver. "What say you?"
"Huh. So do I." Said Yami with a dumbfounded look.
"Uhhhhh…" said Silver with a blank look.
"Why do you have to get oreos?" Said Yami.
"My friend really likes Oreos, and if I don't get some quick, she'll be spazing like crazy!" explained the silver hedgehog.
"That's exactly why I'm out to get some! Except his grandfather also told me too. I'm Yami, by the way."
"Names Silver. Nice to meet ya." Said Silver while shaking Yami's hand.
"C'mon, Price Chopper is just a block away. Shouldn't be far." Said Yami.
"Works for me." Said Silver with a shrug.
With that, the two new aquatinces went off to continue their quest for Oreos. What will our heroes encounter along the way? Will they be able to prevent the rampage of Yugi and Blaze? And what is with this jewelry thief? Find out more as the story continues.
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