The flock today is going to the Restaurant of Fruit. Dr. M, Total, and Ella are going as well.
"Hello, may I take your order? If you need me, ask for Pomegranate."
"Can we have 40 cheetos from Maaaaars flavored like lemons?" Max said.
"Anything else?"
"A fuschia mauve lollipop flavored with the fiery passion of an angered mango please, with a side of tangerine." Nudge said.
"That means no Annoying Orange, lady! Got that?" Gazzy said.
"Alright sir. No Annoying Orange. I will tell the chef, antidisestablishmentarianism. He will understand."
"I'll never eat an Annoying Orange. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. Never, ever, EVER IN EIGHTEEN KATRILLION YEARS! Okay, so maybe when pigs fly. But even then! MAYBE!" said Fang.
"Would you like a tomato instead of an Annoying Orange?" Pomegranate asked.
"Zeus dammit, I LOVE tomatoes! I'll take TWENTY!" Ella cried with pleasure.
"Ms. Pomegranate, I'll take the Pear special with a side of Passion Fruit soup." Iggy said quietly. "Thank god this is in Braille."
Everyone looked a Angel, who had suddenly started going snore-a-rific, and shook her awake. Total licked her face.
"Angel, you can order now. I'll take Jujube-Hawthorne ice cream please. Served on a Kleenex." Total ordered.
"Um, I'd like a jackfruit-custard apple-lychee smoothie. Go easy on the key lime." Angel said.
"I'd like a mandarin-olive salad, please." Said Dr. Martinez.
"Chef Antidisestablishmentarianism will be done with your fruit in a minute. While you are sitting here, why don't you enjoy some coconut milk? It will calm your senses and tone you down. It will be a relaxing evening if you drink THE MILK."
"What do you mean, THE MILK? It's just some silly coconut milk." Iggy questioned.
"Our coconut milk isn't just milk, it's the MILK."
"I still don't understand."
"Oh, WHATEVER! When you drink THE MILK, you'll understand me."
"POMEGRANATE! I have the Martinez-Ride order!"
"I'll be right back."
"Lemon cheetos from Maaaaaaaars?"
"Me!"
"Lollipop with a side of tangerine?"
"Me!"
"Twenty tomatoes?"
"ME!"
"Ice cream on Kleenex?"
"Over here!"
"Mandarin-olive salad?"
"That's me, please."
"Smoothie?"
"Right here!"
"Pear special?"
"Me."
"If you need anything, ask me. Here is your coconut milk."
Pomegranate set nine coconuts filled with milk on the table. The flock (and Total, Ella, and Dr. Martinez) dug in. Gazzy got the side of tangerine from Nudge, and Dr. Martinez gave Fang half of her jumbo salad. Iggy started to wonder why Pomegranate had been so eager to give them THE MILK. But he ate he food obediently. When everyone was done, Max said, "Time for THE MILK!"
Everyone (even Total, who had help) grabbed a coconut and drunk THE MILK inside. Iggy got one sip before he went absolutely psycho. He jumped on the table and started screaming like a maniac. He ran to other people's tables and ate their food. Another way he did this was he took out smokebombs and made everyone cough so he could steal their food. Then he fainted.
"We have to go to an underwater basket-weaving class, and he was just excited. It's okay, folks, if you are personally offended go to the chef and demand your money back and that it becomes a two-star restaurant!
That is when the flock, Total, Ella, and Dr. Martinez snuck out of the Restauraunt of Fruit.
Later, when Iggy woke up, the Flock told him he was allergic to THE MILK.