"No! Not there—"
"What's the matter, Iruka-sensei? Shy?"
"Jiraiya-sama!"
"C'mon, sensei, I promise it'll be fun"
"I said I didn't want to! Stop!"
"I don't think there's any reason for you to be this nervous."
"W-what will people say?"
"No one will know. It'll be our little secret, eh?"
"Jirayia-sama…I don't want to go any farther."
"Don't tell me you've never done this before, sensei!"
"Of course I haven't! I have to face a classroom of innocent children every day! What would their parents think if someone caught us?"
"Other kids have pervert-senseis, and they turn out alright. Just look at Naruto."
"Just because you and Kakashi-sensei are perverts doesn't mean I am!"
"Think of it as a learning experience. Research. You appreciate education, don't you?"
"That kind of research might work for your books, but it doesn't help me."
"Then think of it as fun!"
Iruka groaned. He obviously wasn't going to be able to reason his way out of this. "Why can't you go peek at the girls in the bathhouse by yourself? Why drag me along?"
The great pervert hermit grinned lecherously, pulling Iruka down the street behind him. "Because," he replied, "true beauty is meant to be shared!"
Yeah, Iruka thought bitterly, I'll bet the girls feel that way, too.