A shadowy figure stood on a large stage, in a large room in seemingly the middle of nowhere. The figure was revealed to be... a shadowy, cloaked figure, in a long, grey robe, similar to that of the grim reaper. It spoke... "Greetings, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to... Happy Tree Friends Truth or Dare: New Version! I'm, well... I don't know what I am, but I'll be your host!" It laughed a bit and continued. "What makes it a new version, you may ask? Well, let's go to the writer and find out!"

What did I tell you about breaking the fourth wall? Um, anyway, hi. It's called the new version because I've added a new element to it: the characters have to do all the dares they're given! "That was already a rule." Oh... right, okay. Um... you can now dare people from Ka-Pow? "That was done too." Well... I... have more experience as a writer now. "I suppose that reason is as good as any." Good. Oh, and also, you'll have to send in dares by PM now.

That's right, folks. I didn't do my last one properly (and I had to therefore delete it), so this will be a brand new HTF Truth of Dare fic! Why? Well... what can I say? I love doing these! It's just a chance to be random, instead of having to stick to storylines.

So... of course, as everyone always does, here's a list of people you can dare:
- Everyone
- The Host (Let's call it "Unknown".)

There, my shortened list. xD

RULES:
1. All truths and dares MUST be submitted by PM (This is very important - this is where I went wrong last time.)
2. Other than that, not much. Um... do try to keep your dares within reason, of course, but other than that, just have fun! I know I sure will!

Bonus note: Now, I know Unknown is probably not that interesting a character, its only trait so far being that basically everything about it is unknown, so I've come up with a character sheet, and a bit of a backstory for it... if that helps.

Name: Unknown
Gender: ?
Species: ?
Likes: Watching violence, inflicting violence, high-action moments, being hidden, seclusion
Dislikes: Social interaction, waiting for things, long and repetitive tasks, people assuming it's one gender or the other, people trying to guess its gender or species, taking off its cloak
Friends: Flippy, Nutty, Flaky, Lammy, Mime
Enemies: Lifty, Shifty, Lumpy (The rest it's neutral towards)
Appearance: Grey cloak always worn, black fur
Biography: Always teased as a kid, for one reason or another, Unknown put on a cloak and covered its face. That way, nobody could see it at all, and therefore it could block itself from at least part of the world's negativity. It moved to Happy Tree Town, where nobody would know it, so therefore nobody could see it for what it was. Also, it has only shown its closest friends its true face.
Other important facts: Breaks the fourth wall (because why not), and is NOT a mary-sue character! (I am an incredible optimist, I just felt this was a neat idea for the character.)

Now, if you still don't like the character, that's fine, I can come up with a new one. Just let me know, please! Feedback is appreciated and encouraged!
Thanks for paying attention this long.

And, as always, hope you enjoy! :D