I fell asleep late one night, but awoke to find myself lying in a boat that was full of water. As I looked up I saw, what I thought to be a voodoo doll. But I realised it was Johnny Depp!! No. No, it wasn't Johnny Depp. It was Jack Sparrow! Before he got down I quickly reached for the ledge of the dock. As I struggled to get myself up I felt a tightening grip around my stomach.
"What are ya' doin' in my boat, love?" Jack asked me.
I pulled his hands off my waist and turned around to look at him straight in the eye. Before I could reply, a familiar voice spoke.
"It's a shilling to tie your boat up to the dock sir. And I shall need to know your name" The Dockmaster said in an English voice.
"What say 3 shillings and we forget the name?" Jack said in a drunken voice.
"Welcome to Port Royal, Mr Smith," He replied.
I started giggling. They both looked at me. Jack smiled, his teeth winked. Then Jack looked me up and down. I then looked MYSELF up and down.
"OMG!! I look like a bloody PROSTITUE!! He-" Then I realised I had actually said that out loud! "Hehe excuse me,"
I ran straight past them but as I was running past Jack, he put his arm around me again and started running with me in his clasp.
"Do you want to fit in here??"
"ARRGH!! LET GO OF ME!!! ARGH!!" I screamed.
Then he dropped me behind a bush, and saw a pair of clothes (and a corset) on a line.
"Here ya' go love," He said with a smile.