Authors Note

I'm back and I've got a new song for you!!! It's about everyone's favorite pony!

Roy: What did you call me?!?

(dumps a bucket of water on Roy) A pony. Because your last name is Mustang witch is a horse just like a pony.

Roy:( dripping wet) well at least she doesn't own me.

Neither you or the tune this song goes to. (dumps another bucket of water on Roy)

Roy: What was that for?!

For stealing Havoc's girlfriends.

Havoc: I finely have a fan! (faints)

(stairs at Havoc) Well this is sung to the Flintstone theme song. Why don't you sing it Roy?

Roy: Only if you stop calling me a pony.

Kay. Now sing!

Mustang

Roy Mustang

He's the coolest guy in history

From the town of Central

He will now burn down a chestnut tree

Wow that was short.

Roy: Well that's good. I didn't want to sing anyway.

But you have such a lovely voice pony boy.

Roy: I thought you wouldn't call me that anymore.

I agreed not to call you a pony ,never said anything about pony boy.

Roy: I think you are vary annoying. You know that ,right?

Yep ,now you better get back to work before Hawkeye gets back or….(mimics Hawkeye shooting at him)

Roy: (runs back to his office to do his paper work)

(pokes Havoc with a stick)Now what am I going to do with him? I know!! (grabes Havoc by the leg and drags him off)

Pleas R\R Thanks