A/N: Hello! My first ficcy in the Jhonen Vasquez section! Sort of.
I've written in the 'Invader Zim' section before… But whatever, it's not
really the same. I don't know what possessed me and made me right it, but
whatever it was, SHAME ON YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! Ehem, I'm okay
now. Aaanyway, R&R or I will send my many flying meatloaf and fish stick
hybrids to destroy you! Flames will be used to toast the souls of the
damned and make 'em all toasty… I'll end this so it won't get to be as long
as the actual story.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Happy Noodle Boy. I'm very, VERY happy that I don't. But, if I owned HNB, I would own Johnny…. Nah. Here: I own nothing that you can recognize in this fic, but anything that you can't recognize is probably mine. Yup. This disclaimer will end now… It is ending… End… No, seriously… END ALREADY!
(THANK GOD IT ENDED!)
1 "Happy Noodle Boy's Escape"
A really, really stupid fic by SATURNIA
2 Chapter 1: "The Poughkeepsie Wrath of HNB"
"YOU DARE DEFY MY SUCCULENT BENDY STRAWS?!" Happy Noodle Boy yelled, jumping off his soapbox and grabbing a random person by the shoulders "Well? DO YOU?! The self-appointed queen of GINSBURG (AN Heh heh…) will not stand for such ramen-foolery! Where are my TOES?!" HNG continued screaming, shaking the random person (Who's name was really Billy Bob Joe Bob Boop Boop A Doop) furiously.
"Do I even know you?" Billy Bob Joe Bob Boop Boop A Doop asked Noodle Boy, dumbfounded as to why this… 'Noodle man' had come up and started shaking him.
"Those… those SHOES!" Happy Noodle Boy gasped, backing up and pointing at Billy Bob Joe Bob Boop Boop A Doop's shoes in horror. "They…. THEY DON'T GO WITH THAT TIE!!!" HNB screamed, and ran off, leaving behind a confuzzled Billy Bob Joe Bob Boop Boop A Doop behind.
An alien/angel/dog/burrito with no legs watched Noodle Boy for a bit, then turned to another alien/angel/dog/burrito with no legs and bowed its head "Yes. He is the Chosen One." They nodded at each other and flew off to where HNB has run off.
Our beloved Happy Noodle Boy was now amusing himself by yelling death (and papaya) threats at a tree "YOU ~BEEP~ING (A/N: Hey, there are some wittle kiddies reading this. EVER THINK ABOUT THEIR NEEDS?! HAVE YOU?! ANSWER MEEE!) TREE! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME WITH YOUR BARK-Y BARKFUL
BARKINGNESS!" He kicked the tree, and ignored the throbbing pain he got on his foot in return. All of the sudden, two aliens/angels/dogs/burritos with no legs appeared before him. "YOU INTURRUPT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF MY COW MILKING? BUCUITS WILL FALL AT 3 PAST MIDNIGHT!"
The aliens/angels/dogs/burritos with no legs looked at each other and nodded. "He speaks the truth…" One said to the other "Yes, he MUST be the Chosen One." The other replied. They walked over to Noodle Boy and bowed in greeting "We are sorry to inturrupt your… 'Cow Milking'..." They paused and whispered to the other "What is a 'cow'?". They both shrugged in unision and continued "As we were saying, we are sorry to inturrupt you, but we must take you the real world, for there is a war going on and your service is needed."
Noodle Boy looked to them and arched a brow "What ya talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
The aliens/angels/dogs/burritos shook their heads "Let us try to explain. You see, you are a comic character, created by Johnny C, who is ALSO a comic character. Both you and Johnny C are created by a real man called Jhonen Vasquez." Noodle Boy blinked at them in response. "Okay, I'll try to explain it in a way you can understand… There are three papaya. Two of them are fake, and created by a real papaya. The fake papaya's worlds are fake. The real papaya's world is real. You are one of those fake papaya. Understand?" "Ooo! YES! The papaya!" Noodle Boy nodded in understanding.
"Good, now—" the alien/angel/dog/burrito was cut off by HNB's ramblings "The papayas hold such papaya-y goodness… Yet they mock me, for they do not know who my grandmother is. My grandmother is, too a papaya…" "Uh….Right…. As I was saying, you will step through a portal that we will make, that will take you to New York City. You will find out what to do after 2 days of living there." They waved their hands and a portal appeared next to Happy Noodle Boy. "Now go." They disappeared.
Noodle Boy paused, then stepped through the portal as instructed. In the blink of an eye, Noodle Boy was standing in front of tons of skyscrapers, and and cars zipped past him on the narrow road. He grinned. Noodle Boy had escaped.
(Poughkeepsie: Pronounced "Poe-kip-see")
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Happy Noodle Boy. I'm very, VERY happy that I don't. But, if I owned HNB, I would own Johnny…. Nah. Here: I own nothing that you can recognize in this fic, but anything that you can't recognize is probably mine. Yup. This disclaimer will end now… It is ending… End… No, seriously… END ALREADY!
(THANK GOD IT ENDED!)
1 "Happy Noodle Boy's Escape"
A really, really stupid fic by SATURNIA
2 Chapter 1: "The Poughkeepsie Wrath of HNB"
"YOU DARE DEFY MY SUCCULENT BENDY STRAWS?!" Happy Noodle Boy yelled, jumping off his soapbox and grabbing a random person by the shoulders "Well? DO YOU?! The self-appointed queen of GINSBURG (AN Heh heh…) will not stand for such ramen-foolery! Where are my TOES?!" HNG continued screaming, shaking the random person (Who's name was really Billy Bob Joe Bob Boop Boop A Doop) furiously.
"Do I even know you?" Billy Bob Joe Bob Boop Boop A Doop asked Noodle Boy, dumbfounded as to why this… 'Noodle man' had come up and started shaking him.
"Those… those SHOES!" Happy Noodle Boy gasped, backing up and pointing at Billy Bob Joe Bob Boop Boop A Doop's shoes in horror. "They…. THEY DON'T GO WITH THAT TIE!!!" HNB screamed, and ran off, leaving behind a confuzzled Billy Bob Joe Bob Boop Boop A Doop behind.
An alien/angel/dog/burrito with no legs watched Noodle Boy for a bit, then turned to another alien/angel/dog/burrito with no legs and bowed its head "Yes. He is the Chosen One." They nodded at each other and flew off to where HNB has run off.
Our beloved Happy Noodle Boy was now amusing himself by yelling death (and papaya) threats at a tree "YOU ~BEEP~ING (A/N: Hey, there are some wittle kiddies reading this. EVER THINK ABOUT THEIR NEEDS?! HAVE YOU?! ANSWER MEEE!) TREE! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME WITH YOUR BARK-Y BARKFUL
BARKINGNESS!" He kicked the tree, and ignored the throbbing pain he got on his foot in return. All of the sudden, two aliens/angels/dogs/burritos with no legs appeared before him. "YOU INTURRUPT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF MY COW MILKING? BUCUITS WILL FALL AT 3 PAST MIDNIGHT!"
The aliens/angels/dogs/burritos with no legs looked at each other and nodded. "He speaks the truth…" One said to the other "Yes, he MUST be the Chosen One." The other replied. They walked over to Noodle Boy and bowed in greeting "We are sorry to inturrupt your… 'Cow Milking'..." They paused and whispered to the other "What is a 'cow'?". They both shrugged in unision and continued "As we were saying, we are sorry to inturrupt you, but we must take you the real world, for there is a war going on and your service is needed."
Noodle Boy looked to them and arched a brow "What ya talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
The aliens/angels/dogs/burritos shook their heads "Let us try to explain. You see, you are a comic character, created by Johnny C, who is ALSO a comic character. Both you and Johnny C are created by a real man called Jhonen Vasquez." Noodle Boy blinked at them in response. "Okay, I'll try to explain it in a way you can understand… There are three papaya. Two of them are fake, and created by a real papaya. The fake papaya's worlds are fake. The real papaya's world is real. You are one of those fake papaya. Understand?" "Ooo! YES! The papaya!" Noodle Boy nodded in understanding.
"Good, now—" the alien/angel/dog/burrito was cut off by HNB's ramblings "The papayas hold such papaya-y goodness… Yet they mock me, for they do not know who my grandmother is. My grandmother is, too a papaya…" "Uh….Right…. As I was saying, you will step through a portal that we will make, that will take you to New York City. You will find out what to do after 2 days of living there." They waved their hands and a portal appeared next to Happy Noodle Boy. "Now go." They disappeared.
Noodle Boy paused, then stepped through the portal as instructed. In the blink of an eye, Noodle Boy was standing in front of tons of skyscrapers, and and cars zipped past him on the narrow road. He grinned. Noodle Boy had escaped.
(Poughkeepsie: Pronounced "Poe-kip-see")