A short One Shot inspired by a work in progress of one of my friends. Crack-Fic so major OOC and enjoy. I don't own percy Jackson!
Pan clunked along the rocks of a large rocky plain. He was muttering about plants. He kept going on and on about how quality herbs and spices were so hard to find nowadays. He slipped off his rock he hit the lower rocks with a loud clang. The noise startled a small rabbit out from hiding. He fell on top of it his handle hit its head and stunned it. Pan was very excited about finally having something to use his great skill on.
First he expertly skinned and gutted the rabbit.
Next he gathered dry sticks and leaves, he organised them in a hollow that was sheltered from the wind.
Then he searched for tasty and tender roots, flowers and leaves.
Finally he collected water from a small stream that chuckled amongst the rocks.
Once all his preparation was complete he jumped up and down on a rock until a spark flew into the ready kindling. Fire sputtered and caught. Pan sprang into action he grabbed the rabbit and plants he'd prepared earlier and threw himself into the flames. He tossed the rabbit and plants to mix them together. He summoned the water from close by; he brought it all to the boil then shuffled to the edge of the fire to let it simmer.
Once the water had reduced satisfyingly he jumped back out of the fire. He let it cool a bit before sampling a mouthful. An explosion of flavours met his taste buds. He began to laugh. He looked up to the sky and yelled.
"Fear me, for I am Pan God of wild cooking!" His cast iron frame shook with his laughter. Pan continued on his way. The frying pan disappeared around a rock as he continued his search for delectable food to cook in the wild.
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