Attack of the Parodies!
''This year it gives me great pleasure to announce, an American transfer has come to join us at Hogwarts! Please give a round of appluase for....Mary Sue!
A girl stood up.
''Hi.'' she giggled. ''I'm Mary-Sue!'' She had voice like honey.
She had curly golden hair that flowed down her back. She had light blue yes that looked suspiciusly like Dumbledores. She had a face like a porcelien doll. Her feet were small. She was in one word...
Perfect.
Mary Sue walked up to the Sorting Hat. She placed it on her head, and she heard a voice in her ear.
Hmm. You have the bravery of a Gyffindor, loyalty of a Hufflepuff, cleverness of a Ravenclaw, and cunning of a Gryffindor. You are a Seer, animagus, metamorhpmagus, have control over all the elements, get top grades in every lesson. But...you are probley the only person in this school decending from all the founders. But you're perfect for...GRYFFINDOR!
Harry and Ron clapped, while Hermione looked sulky. Mary Sue came and sat down next to Harry.
''Hi,'' she giggled.( she always giggled, so people wouldn't know she had a deep, mysterious past)
Harry shook her hand, staring at her. Ron was also clawing for her hand.
''Please, calm down,'' she laughed.''There's enough of me to go around.''
She gave her hand to Hermione.
Hermione looked the other way.
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The next morning Hermione came down. But she was so different.
She had shaved her head, and had several piercings. She had put lots of make-up on. She latched her self onto Harrys arm.
''Hermione get off me,'' he said, ''I love Mary Sue.''
''But Harry,'' said a voice like honey.''I'm your long lost twin!''
Harry knew. From the moment he met her...he knew.
''And were related to Dumbledore.''
Harry also knew that.
''Mary Sue helped me come over my nerdiness!'' exclaimed Hermione.
In Potions, Snape gave Mary Sue a smile when she got the hardest Potion in the world right. Even though, she was blind-folded.
She did great in ever lesson.
That night, they were in the common room.
Suddenly, for no apparent reason, Voldemort came into the room.
''Avada Kedavra!'' he yelled, almost killing Harry.
Mary Sue, who saw this, screamed and dived in front of Harry.
''Well, well, well, Mary Sue. My Daughter.''
Mary Sue suddenly stood up, even though she had been hit by Avada Kedavra.
Voldemort scremaed and tried to escape.
''STOP THERE DADDY!'' Mary screamed.
She put her hands together, and a huge fire ball shot out of her hands.
Voldemort couldn't run, and burned to death.
Everyone was staring at her.
''There was a phrohecy.'' she said.''It went like this,''
''A GIRL WITH FLOWING BLONDE LOCKS AND TWINKLY BLUE EYES WILL DEAFEAT VOLDEMORT. NOT HARRY POTTER. HA!HA!HA!''
Mary-Sue nodded sadly.
''I'll go and pack.'' she whispered sadly.
''Huh?!'' chourused eveyone in the room.
''You don't like me anymore, beacause Voldemorts my daddy.''
''No Mary Sue,'' chousused eveyone again. ''We love you!''
Everyone does, don't they?