Look at him, a prisoner of the press, Condemned by every syllable he says. By law he should be taken and impeached, For the cold-blooded murder of American speech. Analyzation! Heaven's! What a noise! This is what the Texan population, Calls an elementary education. You think I picked a poor example! But did I? Hear them down on Pennsyl. Ave., Saying Haiv instead of Have. Speaking English any way they like. Dubya thinks he went to school. What should we take him for, a fool? Someone taught him wrong instead of right. Why can't the Texans teach their children how to speak? This verbal class distinction, by now, Should be antique. If you spoke as he does, sir, Instead of the way you do, Why, you might be the President, too! Hear a Down Syndrome, or worse, Hear a George W. converse, I'd rather hear a choir singing flat. Chickens cackling to confer Just like this one! Nukular I ask you, sir, what sort of word is that? It's "Analyzation" and "Nukular" that keep him in his place. Not his money or public disgrace. Why can't the English teach their children how to speak? This verbal class distinction by now should be antique. If you spoke as he does, sir, Instead of the way you do, Why, you might be mmm, presidential, too. An President's way of speaking absolutely classifies him, The moment he talks he makes some other citizen despise him. One common language I'm afraid we'll never get. Oh, why can't the Texans learn to set A good example to people whose English is painful to your ears? Houston and Dallas leave you close to tears. There even are places where English completely disappears. In El Paso, they haven't used it for years! Why can't the Texans teach the pres'dent how to speak? Technicians learn their lingo; the Greeks have taught their Greek. On the net every netizen knows his language from "F1" to "CAPS LOCK" The Netties never care what they do, actually, as long as they type it properly. Teens learn exaggeration with the speed of summer lightning. Dyslexics learn it backwards, which is absolutely frightening. But use proper English, you're regarded as a freak. Why can't the pres'dent, Why can't the pres'dent learn to speak?