A/N:

This a crossover of Calvin and Hobbes and Avatar. Zuko is Calvin and Sokka is Hobbes. There is no bending and Sokka is Zuko's imaginary friend. I'm making them drabbles so... Yeah! I hope you like it! Below is the characters and who is who.

Calvin: Zuko

Hobbes: Sokka

Susie: Katara

Ms Wormwood: Headmaster


Welcome Home

A bus pulls up the bus stop and opens its doors. A boy named Zuko with black hair aged 6 runs out of the bus in hopful delight of a nice afternoon at home. He races to the door and without hesitating to walk in he opens the door, walks in, and yells, "I'M HOME!!"

"YAAAAA!!!" His best friend, Sokka leaps onto him in his happiness of seeing his home. Oh, yeah, Sokka is his imaginary friend also.

Zuko and Sokka wrestle all the way into the yard. After they finish and are panting Zuko shouts, "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT?!"

"Natural exuberance is one of those qualities that makes us imaginary friends so darn endearing!" he replies.


Zuko comes home after a long day at school.

"I'M HOME!" he yells as he leaps to the floor.

"YAAA... Huh?? Uh Oh!" Sokka screams as he goes soaring through the air. He tried to welcome his best friend home by tackling him to the ground, but it failed when Zuko leaped to the ground and left the door open. Sokka flies out the door and into the yard.

Zuko stands back up and walks into the doorway. he yells, "HA HA! FOOLED YOU!!" He turns around to enjoy his afternoon in peace, but forgets to close the door. He chuckles to himself, "Ha! Stupid kid!"

Little does Zuko know that Sokka has sprang back around to tackle Zuko. He thinks to himself, Elasped turnaround time, point eight seconds!


Zuko arrives home at his normal time. As the memories yesturday's arrival back home start to haunt Zuko. He cautiously opens the door and waves his hand in the doorway to make sure that Sokka isn't waiting to pounce on him. He pulls his hand back when nothing happens. Zuko waits a little longer before peeking around the door.

"Hello?" he meekly calls out. When he sees no one there, Zuko starts to slowly walk through the house. His anxiety making him jump at every noise. "Sokka??"

Behind the door, awiats Sokka counting down til he pounces on Zuko. He counts down in his head, Six... Five... Four...


Zuko comes home after a long day of learning. He opens the door and twists his head around the doorway. He shyly calls out, "I'm home."

When no answer- or anyone jumping on him- he walks in and says louder, "I'm home." Nothing is his reply. He starts to get annoyed and tromps through the house yelling, "I'M HOME!" He finally reaches his room. And to his surprise he sees Sokka lounging on his bed reading a comic book. Zuko throws up his arms and screams, "WEL-L-L??"

Sokka replies by simply saying, "So you're home."


"I'M FREE! I'M FREE!" Zuko shouts as he jumps off the us and runs to his house. He swiftly yanks the door open in his haste to enjoy his afternoon without having knowledge forced into his cranium. "At last! Home sweet ho..." he pauses. His eyes widen as he realizes what he has just done. He utters two words, "Oh no."

Faster than a torpedo, Sokka sprints to Zuko and leaps onto him. The end result is the two tearing up the backyard and getting all dirty.

"Hoo hoo! That was a good one! Look how far away we landed!" exclaims Sokka.

"A house with Sokka is never a home," sighs Zuko.


"I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" Zuko yells as he races to his home. "Ho ho! They TRIED to make me learn, but I was too TOUGH for 'em!" He reaches the door and is about to open it up, but suddenly remembers every single time he comes home and Sokka tackles him. He comes up with an idea and runs to the garage. He enters the garage and pulls out a broom. He grabs a saw and sawed the broom to his height. He ties the other end of the broom on to make arms. He, then, proceeds to put his jacket on the broom maniquet.

Zuko sets his little maniquet in front of the door. He hides in the bushes and yells, "I'M HOME!"

The doors opens and Sokka comes out, lifts up the decoy, and says, "Why hello, Zuko! Do come in, won't you?" He turns around and closes the door.

Zuko hears the door being locked. He crawls out of the bushes and cries, "HEY! HEY!"

"May I read all your comic books? I may? Thanks you, Zuko!" he hears on the other side of the door. Zuko tries to open it, but it is useless. He gives up and sits on the porch steps.

"May I draw mustaches on all the superheros? I may? Oh joy!" Sokka exclaims.

"I'll get him for this if it takes my whole life." Zuko sulks.