chapter 1:news
disclamer:i dont own south park or pokemon!
it was an ordinary day in the white bread mountain town, south park. the kids ,kyle ,stan ,cartman and kenny where standing at the bus stop. "hey, did any of you fags see the news last night?"said cartman. "why the fuck would we watch the news when we could be watching terrence and philip fat ass!"said kyle. then kenny mumbled somthing that sounded alot like "news watchin' ass hole!" "what was so great about the news that you misseed philip fart in fred flintstones face!?!"said stan. "well its jus' that in japan theve made real pokemon!"said cartman(silence) they all stared at cartman with a look that said "yeah right fatass" "im serious you guys! and there even goin to make an island off the coast of america called "sinnoh"!"cartman said as the looks changed to "youre out of your fucking mind!" "cartman ill belive that when we all get starters and go off to sinnoh on a banana shaped airoplane and kenny becomes a pokemon master!"said kyle as the bus pulled over at the bus stop "youd never know kyle, youd never know you dumb jew" cartman whispered to himself as he got on the bus and took a seat next to butters "hey eric!"said butters, cartman ignored him "where you watchin' the news?" said butters, "you saw the news?" said cartman, "yeah, im not allowed watch terrence and philip..."said butters
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"ok kids today where gona start off with some math so open your books and shut your holes..... on page 23" everyone did as they where told. but then they heard a voice over the intercom, "attention everyone, please report to the school gym for a special anouncment,m'kay" they all started to move towards the gym.
ok sorry its short, but ill make up for it.... some how =]