The One Day at a Time drabblefic is just that. One scene from one day out of Draco and Hermione's lives. Just cute pieces of fluff that revolving around a few pickup lines—modified of course-… you may or may not groan at the corniness of it all. Enjoy.
So I know that I have another story (Once Fallen) going on, but when plot bunnies are attacking you from all sides where they just won't fit you have to put them somewhere. Or they might and I just gave out major spoilers, but whatever. I'll deal with that later. But this is where they might go
Review, merci beaucoup.
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-Day One-
In the office…
There once was a witch named, Hermione. She was the busiest in all the land—or, you know, the Ministry of Magic. In fact, she was so busy one particular day, she forgot to watch where she was going. She landed bum first onto the cold ground.
"I'm sorry are you hurt?" came her response reflexively.
The blond groaned from the marble floors. "Just a scratched elbow."
"Do you want a bandage?" she questioned as she helped him up.
"Bandage? Bah. I prefer old home remedies. A kiss will suffice." He looked at her from puppy dog eyes. How could any witch resist?... quite easily apparently.
"You can't be serious."
"Very," he continued seeing her pursed lips, "I'll follow you until you do and keep you from your oh so very important work."
"Fine..." She briefly pressed her lips to his elbow. "There. Feel better now?" she found herself asking him, though not very nicely.
He smiled triumphantly, "No. But other parts of me feel simply fantastic."
"Fucking idiot."
"If by 'idiotic' you mean 'gorgeous', 'handsome', 'sinfully delicious' or any other words that those bints in accounting call me, then yes. I'm the most idiotic person you'll ever meet."
"Somehow I don't doubt that."
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It's always the people in accounting, isn't it?
Rated M for hints of sexual behavior and swearing(?) in later drabbles.
For whoever guesses the correct original pickup line from which I've modified to fit the story will get a sneak peek—meaning a line or two—of the next day in the drabblefic. Leave your preferred contact information, please, so that I can send it to you if you're right.