Dear FanFiction

by emryses

Just a collection of letters about what the HP and the PJO characters think about the stories that are written about them on FanFiction. Short and funny. Please enjoy and tell me what you think. This isn't a one-shot :)

1. The Golden Trio and Percy

Dear FanFiction

A/N: I just thought since school started, I could do short stories in whatever spare time I have. I will still be updating Love and Hate's Daughter. The reason I didn't update this weekend like I did with my Divergent stories is that you'll get an extra-long update for that one next week ending the Sorcerer's Stone! :)

Anyway, I'll just start this story off. There will be one to three letters per chapter, depending on how good I feel.

Dear FanFiction,

Okay, I get that you guys like writing 'Demigods at Hogwarts' stories, but why is it in a lot of them you tend to bash us? We're not that nosy, okay, maybe Hermione is. Hey! It's called curiosity! Write on your own letter, Hermione! Hey GUYS! This is my letter not yours! Isn't it bad that I have to deal with my two best friends arguing all the time!? Harry, we're not arguing. So anyways, we're not arrogant, and we don't think we're better than anyone else so please, don't bash us in those. And also, I don't have a rivalry with Annabeth in every story, and I'm not going to hit on Percy in every story. I'm also not going to hit on Annabeth, where do you get this stuff authors!?

-Harry, Hermione, and Ron

Dear FanFiction,

I've just discovered these 'Boy-Who-Lived bashing stories.' As I said before, I am not arrogant and I don't think I am better than anyone else. My parents are dead and I don't have a twin sister who is pushed off to the side in the Wizarding World, then somehow is whisked off to the demigod world. And I don't think my parents are that mean at all to actually disown their flesh and blood. Please, I beg of you, stick to canon as much as possible.

-Harry

Dear Fanfiction,

I think I'm an only child, last time I checked. I don't have a brother named Harry Potter, and I'm a demigod, not a wizard.

-Percy

A/N: I don't have anything against these; I like a lot of them. I just thought it was funny to see what the characters would think of this. Please tell me what you think. I'll update when I feel like it. Could be in an hour, could be tomorrow, could be a week later.