Chapter 1

Ok so get this one day me and my best bud MJ were walking home from school after softball and suddenly we see this, this I don't know what, but it looked like a brain in a box well that's just me but still MJ was just like "random" and then someone from behind exclaimed "ahhhhh brain in a box !"

And then I figured out it was me oops so we walked up to it than flash now we were walking in the middle of the forest god knows where any who back to what I was saying in the middle of a forest than I suddenly here this boom I looked up and saw MJ looking around wildly it was only than that I realised where we are in the forest outside the E house I turned back to MJ and knew that she realised that it was the forest the one I designed in my manga book you see I Niko and MJ write a manga book on a James Paterson series of maximum ride while MJ carries around her giant maximum ride book with all the books in one its pretty cool while I carry around my manga books to work on the illustrations if you haven't guessed MJ is the author and I'm the illustrator to I than pulled out my sketch pad and pencil and drew like my heart depended on it and when I was done MJ and I were looking at a drawing of me and her back to back with wings half out stretched hers a brilliant black with spots of electric purple and shades of white at the tips mine tan with streaks of gold through the feathers and black tips I had on a pair of jeans and a brown striped blouse on top of the blouse had a soft leather jacket with several pockets and a button up front her with jeans and a black striped blouse and a soft leather jacket with one shot sleave but the other side ripped a bit further down the arm her jacket has a hoody and a button up front and several pockets I than touched the picture there was brief breeze than when we looked at each other we were the same as in the drawing wings and all we immediately knew what to do (queue the evil laugh)

So we flow to the sky just spying on the flock max fang and Dylan where in the veranda nudge and angel racing and Iggy and Gazzy on the front lawn blowing up pizza aw poor pizza so I turn to MJ and I knew what she was thinking so at the same time we both started whispering so low that Dylan was the only one able to here but I'm pretty sure Iggy herd and just shrugged it off oh well but from the look on Dylan's face he knew how it was muhahaha

You see we have had previous encounters with Dylan ones that were not his favourite times but ours

So we kept repeating oh Dylan, Dylan oh Dylan, Dylan than we hear him go "oh shit" both max and fang stop what they're doing and look at him "what?" they both asked

"There here I can hear them"

Both max and fang looked at him with question in their eyes

I glanced at MJ and we both decided it was time for a little visit so we both dived bombed down it was about two seconds until we had to pull back up but even than it was a rush we landed on the veranda with ear to ear smiles "hey there Dylan my buddy ol' chum, how art thee?" I said

"We are them as Dylan keeps murmuring "MJ explained "we have had previous meetings with Dylan we heard you were here so we just popped in I hope u don't mind?" MJ looked at max with innocent eyes max shrugged and her and fang hoped up and went inside

"Wait doesn't leave me here on my own wait!" Dylan exclaimed both me and MJ started cracking up laughing

MJ pov

As me and Niko cracked up laughing the rest of the flock came to see what was going on as I saw them coming I could see that they were getting into fight mode but trying desperately not to laugh at Dylan.

- After all the laughing at Dylan -

We were all in the living room Dylan sitting as far away from us as possible trying to tell max not to trust us but hay what can you do no one trusts Dylan so why trust his decision anyway the flock was asking how we have wings as max interrupted them"who are you?" as she was asking this Niko pulled out her sketch book and started drawing a pink fuzzy creature about a foot tall she reached out and touched it and instantly became the creature saying

"Hi I'm Mr Snuggles" in the cutest voice you could imagine than took out her sketch pad again and quickly drew another blue fuzzy creature she touched and I felt myself grow smaller in an instant I quickly replied

"and I'm Mr Bubbles" in a similar voice Niko went back to the sketch she drew earlier and changed us back than the all-party rainier "n.. No there, there Th...The author and ill...Illustrator" Dylan exclaimed in a shaky voice I smiled evilly at how we have affected him in the past than it a curd to me what we should do this time

Niko pov

As MJ gave the secret word for I know what to do this time I couldn't help but smile than nudge pulled us out of our telekinesis moment (I forgot to mention they can communicate to each other by reading each other thoughts and in putting there's like angel can and angel can't read their mind)

"no but seriously what are your names?" and like that we both said " We are the authors "while I pointed to MJ " and the illustrators" we said while MJ pointed to me we both smiled innocently with that we excused ourselves and went onto the deck to talk about what to do next

"well my Idea involves jumper cables, a car, a car battery, a bathtub full of water of course Dylan" MJ explained I could just see it now it would be one of our best yet but not hard to beat.

As we walked back inside everyone had split of except for Fang max Iggy and Dylan. Dylan could tell that we had a plan and exclaims "and the torture begins! "And runs out of the room max and fang share a look and fang shakes his head but as for MJ and I we smiled smugly fang looked at us

"Do you to know why he is like that? " He asked

MJ answered before I could "in order to show you we will need

Jumper cables

A car battery

A car

A bath tub full of water

And a few peers of rubber gloves"

He looked at her questionably but said nothing and went to get supplies with max but Iggy stayed he wanted to say something but didn't I finally got annoyed

"Just spit it out!"

"Oh umm well why do you need those thing I could make a bomb out of it but why do you need it?"

"Well you will just have to wait and see" I said than realised something "ops I mean here" I said apologising he just smiled and walked out side

-Later-

We have all the supplies and are working on our invention when I realised something "hay anyone know where Dylan is?"

Everyone shock their heads oh great, just great we lost our test subject (please note the sarcasm) he just had to go and run away it isn't gonna be that bad i mean he might die but who cares. Suddenly i heard the faintest of creaks coming from the roof. Both mine and MJ's heads snapped up and looked at the terrified figure of Dylan as he tried (but failed) to get away.

"And where do you think you're going mister?" I asked and made a 'tsk'ing noise, shaking my head. "Get him!" I yelled and max and fang both tackled Dylan to the ground while MJ tied him up both me and MJ laughed evilly "and it begins" I said rubbing my hands together evilly

So after we had Dylan tied to a chair in the bath tub full of water MJ hocked up the jumper cables one side onto Dylan and the other side onto the car battery that was now hocked into the car while MJ sat in the driver's seat of the car I made sure Dylan was hocked up properly to the cables and had no rubber on him when I finished I got everyone to stand a good few meters away and gave MJ the signal to start the car than all we could here was "ahhh mamma, mamma help me please -sobs-" Dylan's cries if you haven't figured it out yet were electrocuting him yes I did say electrocuting him we stopped after all his skin was scorched of and all we could smell was the smell of burning flesh and some chicken don't ask why but I was hungry after about two minutes of complete quiet "Did you just kill Dylan?" max asked astonished

"Well we won't know for a couple more minutes" I replied

"What do you mean" asked a very quiet nudge

"Well you know how Dylan has that stupid healing spit well it heals him from dying it is soo annoying trying to accomplish our soul job and compassion and one dream" said MJ

"And what's that?" asked fang with his usual mask of 'like I would care face'.

"Good one dimwit" I exclaimed "now we'll have to tell them"

"Oops sorry but too late now" MJ said shrugging

"Ha Dylan's still alive" exclaimed angel

I noticed now that she hadn't spoken since we captured Dylan i wonder, why?

"Dammit I thought this one would work" MJ said looking sad

"Work?" fang asked

"Um yeah like kill him work it's our soul purpose in this world" MJ said shrugging it off, I looked at her what her thoughts entered my mind

Well not only do they now know that we are supposed to kill Dylan they probably think we work for Itex dummy now keep your mouth shut

She gave me a look and I warned her with one of my looks that says 'don't even think about it' She gave me an angelic look saying 'think about what' I shook my head

"wow is it really that annoying when fang and I have our secret look conversations?"

"Yeah but these two are evil" Iggy stated

"Hay were not evil just, you know, insane, crazy, oh wait, I guess we are evil in a way" It pleased me that they thought we were evil

"Well we really do have to go we will be back oh tell Dylan when he comes back that this is definitely not the last time we meet." I said to them.

"Muhahaha" Mj said "peace out suckers" and with that we flashed out of there yeah I know right flashed out its so awesome they get blinded by a bright light and when its gone and so are we…