Chapter 1: Alexander Pikes
Earth-1277 "Lost Universe"
New York July 30, 2016 7:15 am
a convenience store in Manhattan
Thief: "Don't move or I'll blow your brains out!"
Salesman: "Please I beg of you, don't hurt my wife. and we are gaining little lately this money we need!"
Thief: "Do you think I give a damn about that? Shut up or I'll kill you! Now hurry up and put the money in the bag!"
The thief to flee
Salesman: "Help! Somebody help we have been robbed!"
Robber: "You can scream until your old, man! When the police arrive, I'll be long gone!"
?: "Yes? Then it's good that I'm not a police officer, since I'm already here!"
Thief: "But what? Who?"
?: "I'm up here on the lamppost idiot!"
The thief looks up and sees a figure in a black suit and purple with big green lenses surrounded by purple for eyes, green cobwebs sewn under the arms and on his chest a black spider with a central green spider
Thief: "What is Halloween? And who the hell are you?"
?: "Who am I? Seriously? It's good that I wear a different costume from the classic but thought to be the most famous short by the symbol on the chest ..."
The man, jumps from the lamppost and attaches to the wall of the near building
?: "... And the fact that I climb the walls I would say that it is obvious, you recognize me now?"
Thief: "What the hell? No! You cannot you do not exist are just a fictional character! I must be hallucinating!"
The thief tries to escape but ends up stuck in a cobweb
?: "No hallucination, but maybe you already knew when you've stuck with my canvas it's really me in flesh, bones, and cobwebs ... Spider-Man! Or if you prefer "Phenomenal Spider-Man" certainly not sounds good as "Amazing", "Ultimate" "Sensational" or "Superior" but you know those titles were already taken
Phenomenal Spider-Man retrieves the bag with the money and returns it to the clerk and his wife
Phenomenal Spider-Man: "These are yours"
Salesman: "I don't know how to thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"
Phenomenal Spider-Man: "I only did my duty as a good Spiderman, now excuse me but I have to run away"
Phenomenal Spider-Man: "(if you do not give me a move and in a hurry, I'll be late for work, Alexander soon! Certain if I had ignored the idiot of a thief would do soon, but you know when you have the Spidey powers you have even the responsibility and I do not want to be outdone by Peter Parker even though he is only a cartoon character and I'm here in the flesh)"
Phenomenal Spider-Man: "Thank God I did it, I'll change in the alley before the stock"
Soon after...
Alexander: "Thank God there still time left"
warehouse manager: "Pikes!"
Alexander Pikes: "Yes sir!"
warehouse manager: "You came last today again!"
Alexander Pikes, "But the time is only 8:00 and my shift starts at 8:30!"
warehouse manager: "I don't care! I will open the gate at 7:30 and I want all employees to be there! Am I clear?"
Alexander Pikes: "Yes boss"
warehouse manager: "Well now is prepared to fix the section 7A of the move stock!"
Alexander Pikes: yes,sir (cabbages begin to understand how he feels when Peter Parker has to deal with Jameson, what I would like to silence him with spider web and hang it like a salami upside down! I am lucky that I am a responsible type and do not use my powers to make him such a thing! ... "my powers", even now when I look back it still seems all so absurd ... I have already been 3 months since I got them, but only in last few days I started to go around as Spidey, the rest had to train a little bit to figure out what I could do, oh yes ... it all started three months ago, ...)
* This universe is so like ours so on Earth-1277 Amazing Spider-Man, Superior Spider-Man, Ultimate Spider-Man (Miles Morales), Spider-Man 2099 (Miguel O'Hara), etc. are comic books characters such as in our universe *
end of chapter 1