A/N: So, I recently had this brilliant idea for a story. Thus, I wrote this. Yey! -cough- My lack of the ability to make up good titles for stories is.. rather strange. D:

...Enjoy? I hope..

Disclaimer: I don't own Super smash brothers or any of the characters. If I did, well.. let's just say it probably wouldn't be pretty. D:

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It was such a wonderful day at Smash mansion, the sun was shining brightly, not a cloud in sight in the sky, the birds were chirping...

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!? CHEATER!!!"

Yet, somehow, Bowser still manages to ruin the uplifting mood.

"I did not cheat! You just suck at this game!" Fox and Bowser were playing a game of Super Smash Brothers. And Bowser... was losing horribly.

"I do not suck! YOU CHEAT! HAX!!" Fox facepalmed.

"What in the world is all the yelling about?!" Peach descended the stairs, she looked half asleep and was glaring at the two who were making all the noise. "It's flippin' 7:30 in the morning and you two are screaming at each other! SHUT UP!" She tossed one of her slippers at the two. Fox ducked in time with a yelp, but the slipper ricocheted off the wall and smacked Bowser right in the head, causing him to fall over dramatically.

"Ugh.. what's going on.." Samus was now also woken up from her slumber and she trudged down the stairs.

"Tweedle dee and tweedle dumb over there are causing a racket! AND I CAN'T SLEEP!" Samus slowly backed away from the sleep-deprived Peach and glance over at the two.

"Fox owning you in Smash again Bowser?" She laughed at the sight. Bowser sat up in a huff and growled.

"HE CHEATS!"

"Lies!"

"CHEATER!" Bowser kept on going.

"I did not cheat." Fox replied.

"Did too!"

"Did not."

"Did too!"

"Not."

"Too!"

"Not."

"Too!"

"Too."

"Not!"

"See? I didn't cheat." Fox flashed a triumphant grin at Bowser who looked shocked.

"Y-you tricked me!"

"Yes, indeed I did. And you fell for it." Fox got up and did a little victory dance, leaving a shell shocked (Ha, ha) Bowser still staring at him as if he had just seen a ghost.

"Whatever. If you will excuse me gentleman, I am now going back to bed." Samus yawned and marched back upstairs, leaving a glaring Peach still looking at the two.

"Well I for one am staying up. I can't go back to sleep anyways." With a huff, Peach walked down the rest of the stairs and seated herself on the couch.

"Im not sure I want to be in the same room as her right now.." Fox whispered to Bowser, who agreed immediately. Peach was always grumpy in the mornings, and you were dead meat if you got on her bad side when she was grumpy. Literally. Bowser had already had a near death experience with the princess one morning, and he shuddered at the thought.

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Flashback

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"IM SORRY!!" Bowser shouted as he frantically ran down the halls, an angry Peach hot on his tail.

"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!!" She laughed maniacally and plucked a Bob-omb from the ground instead of a turnip. "Not a turnip, but it will do..." She grinned and laughed at Bowser, who had ran into a dead end at the end of the hallway.

"Pleeeeeease don't hurt me! I didn't mean to do it! I swearrrr!!" He was on his knees begging for his life. Honestly, if anyone else was around at the moment and saw this sight, they would probably crack up laughing... that is, if they wanted to incur the wrath of Peach.

"You stole the last muffin! MY MUFFIN! And you shall PAY!!" She shouted at the top of her lungs, before putting her arm back and getting ready to throw the Bob-omb, whose fuse was now lit.

The whole scene seemed to go in slow motion, as the Koopa King yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and Peach grinned like a maniac. After a few moments of dramatic-slow motionism, she finally threw the bomb, hitting Bowser directly on the forehead, and exploding.

The mansion lost most of its back wall that day. Master Hand was not a very happy camper once he found out, to say the least. But at least Peach calmed down after that scenario, even if she also got caught in the explosion. Not that anyone actually got hurt by it, because, I mean, come on. Their video game characters, anything can happen.

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End flashback

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Bowser shuddered again and he and fox left the room, leaving the princess behind to sit alone on the couch.

Eventually, she became bored out of her mind after counting all the cracks on the ceiling, counting all the objects in the large room, and how many lint pieces she could see on the couch. So, she turned the T.V on. Not that that helped any, because there is never anything good on in the morning, or so she thought.

After a while of watching the news, she heard someone scream in pain as they fell down the stairs. She didn't need to turn and see who it was, though.

"Morning Falcon."

"Ow.. morning.." Captain Falcon said as he jumped up and brushed the dust off of him. It was like a morning routine for Falcon to fall down the stairs, as he was not fully awake in the mornings and always seems to miss the first step, which leads to him tripping and tumbling down the fifty some stairs that lead up into the hallway containing the smasher's rooms. Honestly, it was surprising he hadn't broken anything yet.

Captain Falcon seated himself next to Peach on the couch and watched T.V with her. He kept dozing off, so Peach had to thwack him with her frying pan a few times to keep him awake.

After a good hour, the rest of the smashers were all awake and finally downstairs. Fox and Bowser were not seen for the rest of the morning, as they were off doing who knows what. Suddenly a very paniced Dr. Mario emerged from his office.

"Im-a out of-a pills!" He said over and over. The smashers in the room watched him with interest as he ran about the room, chanting the same phrase over and over, looking like he was doing some sort of tribal dance.

"Err... alright? What do you want us to do about it?" Falco asked. This made the doctor stop and look at him.

"We need to-a take a trip to-a the store-a! I-a need those-a pills!"

"Yeah, we're out of Orange juice too." Marth stated as he emerged from the kitchen.

"I think I need milk too!" Young Link chimed in, holding up an empty milk carton to show everyone.

Peach sighed. "Alright. Who all is going to go, then?" Samus, Marth, Roy, Captain Falcon, Falco, Dr. Mario, Luigi, Link, Zelda, Young Link, Ice Climbers, and pretty much everyone else in the room raised their hands. Which was everyone, except for Bowser and Fox.

As if on cue, they heard a scream from outside, as they glanced out the window, seeing Fox falling from above and hitting the ground face first. Bowser also came flying down as Fox screamed and rolled out of the way of the incoming koopa. They both proceeded to enter the mansion after their little stunt and annouce that they would also like to go to the store.

"Why did you guys just fall from the roof..?" Peach began. "Err.. wait.. nevermind, I don't think I want to know." She sighed.

"Alright then everyone to-a the bus!" Luigi shouted, as the smashers all rushed to the garage to climb into the smash bus. They ran as fast as they could, to see who would get shotgun and get to ride in the front two seats of the large bus. As they all climbed inside, being the first four there, Yoshi, Pikachu, Captain Falcon, and Young Link got the first two seats, much to other smashers dismay. After everyone was seated, Peach spoke.

"Alright! Im going to drive, I guess." She announced, and Falcon sat up in his seat.

"Can I drive?" He asked, and her eyes widened.

"NO! The last time you drove, we ended up in Antartica. How in the world we went from California to Antartica is beyond me!" She huffed and climbed into the drivers seat and shoved the key into the ignition. After starting the bus, they slowly pulled out of the garage and were on the freeway. Their next destination being the shopping mart, which was about 20 miles away from their mansion..

"I spy with my little eye something... blue!" Marth sighed.

"Is it my hair?" He asked Roy who was sitting next to him.

"Nope! Try again!"

"My clothes?" Roy shook his head.

"No silly, it's the car outside your window." Marth looked out the window, and sure enough a light blue car was driving alongside the bus.

"Oh. Well. Um." Just then, something hit him in the back of the head, and he heard Roy laughing beside him.

"Gotcha!" He turned to see Link sitting behind him who had just shot a spitball and hit him in the back of the head with it.

"Why you.." He struggled to climb over the seat but Roy held him back by his cape.

"Now, now, no hurting others while we're on the bus. What will the children think?" Roy asked as Marth raised an eyebrow.

"What children." The red head motioned to Ness, Young Link, Pichu, and Jigglypuff who were sitting a few seats away in front of them, and they were staring at them with wide eyes, trying to figure out why a blue haired swordsman was trying to climb over the back of a bus seat in an attempt to attack a slap-happy laughing elf in the seat behind him.

"Oh.." He sat back down in his seat, as Link was still laughing behind him. He felt like chucking a rock at the Hylian, but decided against it seeing as, for one, he didn't have a rock. And two, he wasn't a good thrower.

Suddenly, the bus swerved to the right, and several smashers went sent flying against the right wall of the bus.

"Ow... Peach! The heck?!" Captain Falcon shouted as he shoved Pikachu back over into his seat.

"Sorry! There was a cat on the freeway." She smiled and continued to drive. "We're almost there, by the way. Shouldn't be long now." She announced, and a few smashers cheered.

After about 15 minutes of singing '99 bottles of coke on the wall' they finally arrived at the shopping mart. Peach parked the bus, and opened the doors as the other smashers scrambled out of their seats and tumbling out onto the parking lot. It was all going well, until Ganondorf missed the first step and tripped down the steps of the bus, tumbling into Samus, who then fell onto Luigi. It was like dominos, each smasher fell down until they were all on the ground in a huge heap.

"My leg..."

"My arm.."

"My tail.."

"You don't have a tail.."

"Does it matter..?"

Eventually they un-scarmbled themselves and were standing once again on the pavement, staring at the shopping mart that stood before them.

"Woah... it's.."

"Huge.." They all seemed to say at once.

"Alright! Everyone form a single file and orderly line, and let's head inside!" Peach instructed. The smashers did just that and slowly walked into the shopping mart, ready to cause as much havoc as they possibly could before they get thrown out of the store.

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A/N: Wooha! First chapters are always fun. Hope you all enjoy it so far, im having alot of fun writing this... hehe..

Marth: Yes, she has fun torturing us as much as possible. Sad, isn't it. :(

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