Disclaimer: PLEASE realize this is just a PARODY. It's offensive, stupid, and stereotypical, and please don't flame me. I'm sorry if you get offended but please realize it's all in fun, and I don't mean any of it truthfully. Also, I don't own Degrassi -- but I reserve the right to make fun of the characters mercilessly.

Author's Note: The chapters are all really short, but this story has no purpose and is supposed to be idiotic. Every chapter makes fun of a character, and if you don't want to see your favorite character get made fun of, just skip over it. I hope SOMEONE thinks this is funny. I just needed something to write for fun before I can get back into the swing of things and continue my other stories.

The Ridiculously Stupid & Offensive Degrassi Parody

chapter one - the battle

Jimmy wheeled over to Spinner, a look of determination visible on his face. Spinner stared at him, wearing a dumbfounded look that was often present on his goofy face. "What?" Spinner asked, mouth hanging open in confusion.

"Rap battle. Right here. Right now." Jimmy answered, throwing a few gang signs in for good measure. Spinner looked terrified, and farted. "Sorry. Being nervous makes me fart."
Suddenly like magic, a huge crowd formed around the two kids about to make total fools of themselves. They covered their noses, trying to mask the horrible stench by spraying various air sanitizers, but discovered that nothing can neutralize Spinner's farts.

"Alright, round one -- Jimmy you're going first." Liberty stood in the middle, dressed as a referee. A loud roar of applause was heard from the surrounding students. Finally something exciting was going to happen! Nothing excited ever happened at Degrassi!

I'm a black kid and I know how to rap. He is a white kid and he don't know crap. Stupid nickname and stupid hair, hey little buddy, have you heard of Nair?

The students burst into a fit of laughter. Spinner rolled his eyes before he answered with his own equally stupid rap. He squinted his eyes up, thinking really hard as he began his wonderful reply.

I may be white but I really can dance. Remember that time when you ripped your pants?
You're no old-school Michael like you think, maybe the new Michael who sees a shrink.

The audience laughed half-heartedly, and Jimmy crossed his arm in contempt.
"Round two."

I can't deny that you look like a furby on crack, oh and you can't rap, all your rhymes are whack. Then again you can't help it, you did find God. You and your Christian girlfriend -- peas in a pod.

The audience laughed louder this time, at the furby comment. It started to look like Jimmy was the winner, which was no surprise since everyone knew Spinner had no talent.

Maybe I do get a few cases of bedhead, but that's nothing worse than your love for a redhead. Yeah I think you're a little obsessed, and you can't feel it when you see her undress.

The students booed, throwing a few pieces of trash at Spinner. They landed in his giant furball hair and he didn't even notice. Jimmy laughed, ready to win.

"Jimmy if you can do this last round, you'll have the win!"

It's your fault that I got shot, didn't you listen to anything your mother taught?
Brush your hair and make sure it never reeks...and don't throw paint on homicidal freaks.

"You got SERVED." Liberty concluded, pushing Spinner backwards. His knees buckled and he fell, but recovered quickly, jumping back up.
"That happens when you have a dance battle." Spinner argued, annoyed.

"What can I say? I'm really not up on all the...gangster stuff, yaknowhamean?" Liberty stuck out her ridiculously huge lips, slipping on a pair of those giant sunglasses that took up pretty much her whole face.

"Right, right. Well I'm gonna go and get my hair cut even more hideous than it's ever been. Then I'll pay my barber an ungodly amount of money in exchange for hours of merciless teasing."