"Kanji, cut that out!" Chie blabbered her usual lesbian vocabulary again. "Cut it out, cut it out!"
The gothic, hair-dyeing idiot was shouting Persona! in the middle of Junes, scaring the crap out of Nanako. Since Yu left back to his hometown, Nanako kept getting invited by his high school friends to play around at Junes while DiGiorno worked at the office, fighting crime by playing Tetris on his Windows 95 computer.
Chie did a very lesbian thing while talking lesbian-ly and then Yukiko walked toward them with a carton of eggs. "Today, we're baking a cake! In honor of Yu's one-year anniversary from stepping foot on that darned train!" She cracked up, her sense of humor like that of a home-schooled, socially awkward, parent-controlled, isolated kid.
Kanji stopped doing what he was doing and, as Yukiko tried to pass by him, he whispered into her ear, "Persona...!"
Then Nanako heard him for the 500th time and started crying. "E-e-every day's great at your Junes!" She yelled pretty loudly and the mascot of Junes, Teddie, came strolling down the isle to comfort her for some reason. They all wound up together somehow or another.
"It's okay Nanako, one day you will have big enough breasts," he smirked, "and I will be able to feel them. Heh." Not that his subtle perverted references in the games were enough or anything. Or what seemed to be subtle. The dude was an angel.
The blond haired lesbo yanked about half the hair off her scalp and turned into a short-haired Skrillex. Underneath her hair was triple Z gauges that no one knew about and then... Naoto... came over with a... magnifying glass and... inspected her ears from crease to crease.
"Your ear lobes contain the upmost frightening shadows," Naoto said, whipping out a handy dandy q-tip. "Use this cotton swab when you find it necessary to pleasure yourself with Yosuke's ear buds. Whatever you do, dear friend, do not over complicate this situation and try to take his headphones, because those are very much his trademark."
Chie looked at her with wide eyes, took the q-tip and pretended to know exactly what Naoto was talking about. "O-oh, Naoto, you know exactly what to say to a girl who hasn't cleaned out her ears in over two years!"
Yukiko stared blankly at the floor. She remembered Rise. Rise was annoying. Yukiko realized that she was born with half a brain and understood now that... she was slow. Really slow. Teddie glared at Yukiko with a friendly smile... glared... at Yukiko... glared at Yukiko with a friendly smile. Glared.
"You're hot," he said and then the end boss, that giant eye thing, came peeping out of his mouth and destroyed the whole Earth
because
Chie
was
a
lesbian.