Hey I'm Max. Or Maximum Ride, but never call me that unless you would like to see a fist flying at your face. Pshhh I'm not that violent...most of the time.
Woah I'm getting off topic Ella always does say I have the attention span of a squirrel. So basically Jeb my cue shudder Dad works for the government as a scientist. Also he is the head of the AON. I honestly have no idea what it stands for I like to think its Assortment of Ninjas but somehow I doubt that. I've been living with my Mom she's makes freakin amazing chocolate chip cookies but he had this whole incredibly dumb court battle about the fact he needed to "get to know me". Yea Jeb sure and where have you been for 10 years of my life, ohh yea...working it seamed to have slipped my mind.
When he use to visit he was a real douche bag. Always "training me", telling me to do better. I used to look up to him. Until he stopped "visiting" so I woke up and figured out his work would always be more important than me and my Mom.
After he left my mom had Ella. Shes the best baby sister even if she is wwwwaaayyy to girly. Currently I'm moving to my new "home" I know its going to be bad. No Ella, J.J., Tess or Sam.
I climbed the boring grey steps into the airplane and sat beside this guy who looked legit albino and next to him was a dude who looked like super emo.
"Konichiwa PB, this is gonna be amaziling" AB-albino guy as I had dubbed him in my head said to me in a very highpitched voice.
"Um...okay. PB?"I said looking very confused.
"Plane buddy. Duhh. Since Fang is keeping up his Emo Princess of Darkness facade.""Hey not kool Iggy." Iggy I guessed turned and quite loudly whispered to me "He has problems admitting his issue" then quite louldly "Remember Fang the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem". I coulden't help snickering loudly. "So Iggy" I started to say to which he practically yelled "she knows my name. Where are the video cameras. I knew they would find me. NOOOO" I just stared at him as he was mumbling things. Did he just say alien? I thought in my head. "Excuse him he has issues" I heard a deep voice say. "No Fangles I thought we were Bestiez for like life" he said badly immatating a teenage girl. I had to role my eyes at them.
The rest of the plane ride was pretty cool I talked to Fang and Iggy most of it. I found out Fang always wore black and was usually quiet. I also learned that Iggy was not gay though he sometimes acted like it. Also there were many times I questioned his sanity. So basically they were my 'besties' as Iggy kept saying.
It was fun and we landed in California fine and as we were leaving a girl with orange red hair triped over my suitcase and yell in a very naselly voice "What have you done EEEK. YOU ruined my outfit."