Sparkly Vampires

AN: Okay first things first and I want you all to read this very carefully.

I DO MAKE A BIT OF FUN OF TWILIGHT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT DO NOT READ!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't want people flaming me because of this I have warned you, if you don't like it go press that shiny little back button and read some Twilight fics. It's that simple people.

Now that that is done. This was another one of those vicious plot bunnies that likes to bite. I wrote this, like most of my other stories purely for my own amusement! :D Deal with it, it's how I work. And yes I know it's short I am ashamed of myself v.v

Disclaimer: I own nothing… well I have a lot of old textbooks and if you sue that all you are bound to get!

Sparkly Vampires

It was three days into their third year at Hogwarts. Every one was sleeping peacefully, that is until Harry woke with a start. Up right in bed cold sweat making it's way down his back. Ron heard this and looked over worried.

"You all right mate? Was it one of those dreams… you know with you-know-who?"

"No it was just really, really weird." Harry responded wiping the sweat off his brow.

He looked over at Ron and smiled to reassure the redhead. Then they both went back to bed until five minutes before they had to be downstairs all ready for the day.

The day started out fairly normally, well as normal as it could get for a school of magic. It was in between classes and everyone was moving about to get to their next one when the Golden Trio ran into one of their fellow housemates. Cedric Diggory.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Oh my god, why in bloody hell are you screaming Harry?" Ron asked hands over his ears shielding them from Harry's girly scream.

He started pointing at Cedric stuttering. Words not yet managing to leave his mouth.

"Y-y-you can't be out in the sun!" He finally managed. He also successfully managed to get everyone else in the quad to look at him as if he had three heads, only one eye and several horns growing out of various places.

"Harry what are you on about?" Cedric asked calmly.

"You, you, you're a vampire right? Aren't you?"

"Ummm, no I'm not." Cedric said calmly again.

"I had this dream where you were a vampire… a very gay, sparkly vampire. Are you sure your not a vampire?" Harry asked while trying to be subtle about looking for fangs.

"Positive."

"Maybe I was seeing the future or something… Nah, it was just a dream, a crazy, insane dream. No need to get worked up about it. Sorry about that Cedric." Harry said, half muttering to himself.

Harry then started to move on. People looking at him as if he was still crazy, but hey he was used to being gawked at and this wasn't that much different.

"Oh Harry," Cedric started, "If it makes you feel any better I had this really strange dream about you too. You looked older and you were naked… on a horse."

With that Cedric walked away. Harry just stared after him, not quite sure what to think of the last statement. Harry then giving up on trying to figure out what to think just turned around and walked off to his next class.

"Bloody sparkly vampires. You gotta watch out for them." He muttered to himself.

Hermione and Ron just staring after him like he was completely nutters. Which in all odds he was.

After all he was muttering about sparkly vampires.

AN: So didja like it? Didja? Didja? Reviews are always nice, they prompt me to write more crackfics like this one :D