Just a little drabble based on some of the beach/hot spring stories I've seen on here from various fandoms.
As usual, I don't own FMA.
"Is that what I think it is?" Mustang questioned as he crouched down by the small, steaming body of water.
Ed shrugged at the Colonel, still irritated that they had been sent on this mission to the Briggs mountain range together. It was cold, the Colonel was as annoying as usual, and snow was starting to fall. "A hot spring? Looks like it."
Mustang raised an eyebrow, contemplating the wonderfully hot pool of sparkling water. "Huh...Well, let's get moving, Fullmetal."
And so they never entered the hot spring and continued on their mission instead, not even once considering jumping stark naked into the pool to do naughty things with each other. And there was much rejoicing.
Short and stupid, but come on, I have actually seen fics where they do things like that. Why, oh cruel world?!