I walked into my office on an alright Wednesday morning, way too early if you ask me. But I had no chose because if I didn't show up to work the lieutenant would kill me, but when you're up this early you already kind of feel dead.
I called fullmetal into my office and as soon as I did that everyone left the vicinity; they thought we were going to have sex in my office again but sadly that wasn't the case. I wanted to ask him to move in with me, since Al seems to live with Winry now and we've barley seen each other since we started dating 2 weeks ago. Funny how on the first try we got caught but everyone promised they wouldn't tell. And then I heard the sound of my door being kicked open and I knew Ed finally decided to come.
"Morning my favorite bastard," he said as he took a seat putting his feet up on the table. "So what business do you have with me?"
"Relationship business," I said a smile playing on my lips as Ed's eyes grew wide remembering.
"Relationship-"
"Yes relationship you haven't forgotten about your boyfriend have you Ed dearest," I bated my eye lashes and Ed scoffed.
"Well of course not, "Ed started to blush. "It's just we haven't seen much of each other since it happened... so I thought you forgot I mean we were drunk. "He said looking me in the eyes.
"No matter how drunk I get I never forget, and how could I when you were being so cute! - "
"Shut it bastard," I could see he was getting a little flustered. "And if you did I'd kill you, you jerk."
Oh how I love my little Ed, sure he can be a bit load and rude and self-righteous, but I loved how he spoke his mind.
"Well this jerk has been thinking about you a lot and has something for you." I took out the spare keys from my pocket and tossed them to him. He caught it then looked from them to me surprised.
"These are- "
"The keys to my house yes, I want you to move in with me that way we can see more of each other." Ed clenched the keys in his auto mail hand and smiled. "Alright bastard just don't expect me to make you dinner."
"But that's what wives do for their husband's," I pouted as he blushed but that quickly turned into anger.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"