i dont own halo or one punch man dont fflame me
jacob chief is the son of master chief and cortana he is half spartan and half ai but he is not a robot liek master chief he has blood red armor with spikes on his face and hands he is super strong and handsome. he lidkes to eat dortitos and play cod cause he hates 343 and halo 5 cause they sucl. he is part god becuase master chief was so lucky and cortana was super hot. one day jacob chief was killing covenant and they tried to kill him. jacob chief thew a nuke at the covenant and exploded them all and their space ships. there was a brute ''die demon'' it shouted it ran up to jacob chief only for jacob chief to kick in in the nuts and it fell to the ground ''i hate demons you are mean'' it roared jacob chief bent over and pooped on its face killing it. ''haha take that covfenant scum'' jacob chief said.
but then a portal opened up and seargteant johntson came out ''come on jacob chief i got dorrtiors'' jacob chief smiled and followed johntson into the portal only for him to be eaten by a giant squid monster ''ahh jacob chief help me'' but the monster swallowed johntson whole ''black guys are delicious'' the monster said jacob chief god mad and ripped a spike out of hid helmet he screamed in pain as his blood ran down his face '' i will cut you monster'' jacob chief said but before he could cut it a bald guy punched t ''woah howd you do that'' jacob chief said '' i am saitama the one punch man and you are next'' jacob chief fired his rifle at the guy ruining his costume the bald guy punched jacob chief but he caught it and broke his head ''owww your strong'' he said jacob chief pulled out a blood red sword from his back and stabbed him ''take this bald guy'' he said one punch man fell to the ground bleeding as jacob chief teabagged him '' excuse me sir want to be a herp'' some dude said ''hell yea'' jacob chief said jacob chief walked to the hero place to meet all of the hero people they were meeting and jacob chief sat sdown
'' who is this imbecile'' some old guy yelled ''i am jacob chief the savior of the world'' jacob chief said some short green bitch tried to kill him but jacob chgief slapped her in the face ''im gonna get mommy'' she screamed jacob chief threw a rock at her ''shut up loli nobody likes you'' ' the hero people looked at jacob chief the prision gay guy looked at jacob chief and blushed ''such a handsome man'' jacob chief slapped him ''guys calm down some alien bad guys are comeing to attack us'' the old guy said suddenly the whole place shook and a brick knocked the old guy out ''guess its up tyo jacob chief then'' some robot guy said. '' no i dont want to listen to a goerge bush looking guy'' jacob chief said and teabagged the old man jacob chief pushed the old guy out of his chair and now leads the hero guys. ''okay guys time to go fight the alien bad guys.''
to be continued i hoped u liked it only nice reviews though! i want to get into harvard and be like stephenie meyer and make lots of money so give nice reviews please