"Hnn…"
Damned Deidara. Always teasing me. It gets so fucking annoying after so long, and there's nothing I can do about it because I practice chastity.
"Too bad you don't really eat sweets, Hidan-san, un. This is good."
He's eating a fucking candy cane. One of those big, long, thick ones, the ones that give you bad ideas when you see someone eating one. Constantly sucking on it, biting it, licking it all over. Damn him to hell.
"Deidara, why don't you go and eat that somewhere else? You're fuckin' driving me insane."
He looks at me with that quizical stare, as if he had no clue what the hell I was going on about.
"What are you talking about, un? I'm comfortable right here." He resumes sucking on that obscene candy cane. I swear, he shoved at least half of the fucking thing inside that mouth of his. It makes me wonder exactly how far one can go without making him gag.
"So Kakuzu, have you heard any damned news on a new mission yet?" I look over to my side at my stupid partner, trying as hard as I could to distract myself from Deidara's taunting.
"Not yet, Hidan. Don't be so impatient."
Deidara's watching me. He knows exactly what the fuck he's doing – I can see it in his eyes. He's eating that candy cane on fucking purpose. I can feel my face turn red as I eye him.
Kakuzu leaves the room – he'd found another person to hunt for, to collect a bounty. Damn him and his fucking money – all he cares about is that shit. Money this, money that, things like this are important to Akatsuki, blah, blah blah – I really don't see the point in money anymore, or why it's even important to us in the first place. I mean, they're just shitty bits of metal and paper. You exchange it to get something, and what, your 'hard-earned' paper just gets sent into someone else's pocket and you're left with some fuckin' piece of shit that probably doesn't even work.
So now Deidara and I are left alone. Me. Him. And his huge candy cane.
I want to take that candy cane and break it in half.