Declaimer: I do not own the Sonic gang or Resident Evil or Raccoon City or
the zombies or—Well, you all get it. Don't own anything.
Author note: This is Sapphire, and I'm back, I've been away for a while and I'm back again to kick some butt in Wild Canyon...Wait, uh, ignore that! Anyhow, I got the idea for this story after watching Resident Evil again. Now, I'll warn ya, this isn't horror. Nope, comedy (or lack thereof), aren't you all happy? Hey! Why are you running? Oh, fine...those of you who stayed, please, enjoy! ^_^
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Sonic Evil
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Day one in Evil town!
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Our story starts with the Sonic gang on a road trip like every other Sonic road trip story. The gang was packed in Shadow's mini van once more heading to...somewhere. Where? I don't know yet, you know, got all these detours and stuff. Ah, everyone couldn't wait to get to wherever they were going...
"We're lost, aren't we?" Tails said as he watch Sonic turn the map every which way.
Sonic looked up from the map with a nervous grinned, "Lost? What gives you that idea?"
Tails sighed, "We've been going in circles for the pass twenty minutes."
Shadow growled, "Give me that map!" He took the map from Sonic while still steering the wheel of the van. The van swirled just a little as he snatched the map from Sonic.
"Hey!" Sonic yelled in protest then slouched down in his seat, crossing his arms. "Fine, take it, get us more lost."
"Be quiet, faker." Shadow said, looking at the map while still trying to keep an eye on the road.
"Who're you calling a faker, faker?!" Sonic shouted and he would've jumped out of his seat if it wasn't for the seatbelt.
Amy rolled her eyes, "Will you two stop? You are always fighting!"
Sonic murmured as he got comfortable in his seat again. "Whatever..."
Shadow glanced from the road to the map, "It says here..."
Rouge glanced out the window, "Hey, there's a sign, 'Welcome to...'"
"Raccoon City..." Knuckles finished for her. They exchanged a look.
"Raccoon City?" They all echoed.
Everyone was silent for a moment, until Tails exclaimed, "Cool! I heard of Raccoon City!"
Sonic glanced back to Tails, who, might I add, was sitting beside Cream who has been quiet for this chapter so far, "You've heard of this weird city?" He asked as Shadow drove the van into the city.
Tails nodded, "Yeah, have you ever played the game, Resident Evil?"
Shadow laughed at that, "Aren't you a little young to be playing a gory game?"
Tails pouted, "No! It's, um, entertaining. I don't sit around all day working on technology, you know!"
Cream giggled, but didn't say anything. Amy looked at her, "Cream, you've been awfully quiet, what's wrong?"
Cream shook her head, "Nothing, the author didn't have anything for me to say up until now."
"Oh, that makes sense." Amy grinned, turning to look at Sonic. 'Sonic is so dreamy."
Sonic nervously looked at Amy from the corner of his eyes, 'I hate when she stares at me dreamily and think 'Sonic is so dreamy'.'
Cream looked out the window, "This is weird, where are all the people?" Everyone also looked out the windows to see a completely abandoned street. Not a soul was about. All the shops were empty and, uh, not a soul was about...
Sonic sweat-dropped, "Um, maybe we should have a look around?"
Tails shock his head, "Are you crazy, Sonic? That's suicide! I've played all the Resident Evil games and none of them have a happy ending!" Wow, he has played all when I haven't even played one... (Just Resident Evil Zero (I'm stuck! Help!) and Resident Evil Outbreak)...oh, wait...y'all didn't need to know all that...um, on with the story...
Shadow rolled his eyes, "This author is Looney." Yeah, and that is coming from someone who claims themselves as the 'Ultimate Life Form'.
Sonic laughed, "Can we get on with the story here?" Fine, fine, so the gang was driving around town. They still couldn't find a soul around. Sonic, being the adventuring hedgehog he is, decided to hop out of the van...while it was still moving.
"Sonic!" Amy shouted as Sonic jumped from the van.
Sonic landed perfectly, gaining an 'awesome!' he grinned, "Nothing to it!"
Amy sighed, "Shadow, stop the van."
The dark hedgehog sighed as well, "Fine." He pushed the breaks rather roughly, sanding the others back against their seats, hard.
"Good thing I wear my seatbelt..." Rouge murmured as she undid her seatbelt, jumping from the van.
Everyone else got out, all except Tails. Sonic looked at him, "Hey Tails, you coming?"
Tails shook his head, "No way, what if there really are zombies out there?"
Sonic laughed, "There's no zombies here!"
Tails was about to say something until his eyes widen as he looked out the window and behind Sonic. "S-S—Sonic!" He pointed behind the blue hedgehog.
Sonic raised an eyebrow and turned around, so did the others, to see...
"Ah! Are...you a zombie?" He asked the horrible looking person...or thing, wait, I think it's a hedgehog.
The zombie looked at them, "Duh! This is Raccoon City! Oh, I mean, ugh..." They just stared at him and the zombie sighed, "You all are supposed to scream and run now."
Amy mouth made an 'o' shape, "Oh...we are?"
"Yes, now...boo." They all scream and hopped in the van, driving away THROUGH the city, gosh, why do they always HEAD into trouble? Anyway...
"I told you! I told you!" Tails shouted frantically. "There ARE zombies!"
Knuckles growled, "Now what do we do?"
Sonic turned to Rouge who was in the back seat, "Aren't zombies like a distant cousin to you, Rouge?"
Rouge narrowed her eyes, "That is vampires, you idiot."
Sonic grinned, "I knew that, I was only testing you." He turned around in his seat and his eyes widen, "Holy crappers! Watch out Shadow!!"
Shadow, who was studying the road map, looked up at the road just in time to hit something. The van went bump in the night! Though it is midday...And everyone screamed. Shadow stopped the van, "What the heck was that?!"
Sonic pretended to think, "Let me think, we are in a deserted city with ZOMBIES, what could it possibly be?"
Amy giggled, "You're so silly Sonic!"
Shadow, on the other hand, thought entirely differently, "Shut up, you faker!
Before Sonic could reply back, Rouge stopped them, "You two are NOT going to start that again, you got me?"
Sonic looked at her, "No, but if you don't mind, I would love to 'get' you..." He snickered and that earned a date with the Piko-Piko Hammer, a glared from Knuckles, and a shout from Rouge.
Tails sighed as he looked at the window, "You hit one of those dogs!" Indeed, outside the van was one of those skinless dogs. The dog lied on the grown...whimpering?
Cream also looked out the window, "Oh! Mr. Shadow! How could you hit a dog?" She jumped out of the car.
"Cream!" Tails yelled, but it was too late. Cream was already kneeling beside the poor, hurt doggy-woggy.
"Are you okay, Mr. Doggy?" She asked gently.
The dog looked at her, "WHAT DO YOU THINK?! First, I was turned into a zombie, and then I got the crap beaten out of me by this crazy woman, NOW I got ran over by a car! This is just NOT my day!" The dog...ranted on...crying.
Everyone in the van sweat-dropped. Cream gently smiles, "Don't worry puppy, we will find the antidote if it's the last ling we do!" As Cream said this, she stood up, placed a hand on her hip and pointed the other one skywards with her index finger pointed out as the Raccoon City Flag sway behind her. Mind you that the flag is a picture of an 'R' with a zombie on it doing the...moonwalk. Don't ask.
The dog looked up at her, "Really? You do that for wittle ole' me?"
Cream smiled, "Right, dawg! I mean, of course, Mr. Doggy."
The dog stood up, "Thank you, you are too kind. But, I'm afraid I must eat you now."
The rabbit continued on smiling, "That's okay, Mr. Doggy."
"Please, just call me Doggy, being a Mister makes me feel old." Doggy said, "Now, I must fest."
"Alright, Doggy. Have fun." Cream stood up.
Doggy went into zombie mood and started to growl as drool and...other stuff...dripped from his mouth.
"Cream! Get in here!" Sonic yelled, he ran out of the car in super speed and quickly grabbed Cream before the dog could take a bite out of her. Sonic hurriedly hopped into the van, closing the door. "Whew, that was close!"
Cream smiled, "Thank you Mr. Sonic."
The dog wasn't too happy as he jumped at the van, clawing the windows and barking. "GO SHADOW! GO!!" Amy screamed as the dog snapped at her window. Amy fell back and into Cream and Tails.
Shadow gassed the van and it went zooming down the deserted streets. Tails sighed as his heart beat slowed down, "Whoa, that was close. Cream, promise me you wont do that again?" He looked at the rabbit.
Cream smiled at him, she's been smiling a lot..."I promise Tailsie."
"Tailsie?" Knuckles snickered at the little nickname. Tails blushed.
Rouge smirked, "You shouldn't talk, 'Knuxie'." Tails and Cream giggled at that as Knuckles blushed.
Sonic laughed, "Everyone's getting a pet-name?" He shouldn't have said that as Amy grinned at him.
"Oh, you need one too, and I can't call you Sonikku because that's Sonic and Japanese...hmm...Sonny!" Amy grinned.
The camera slowly zooms in inch by inch to Sonic's face as the weird horror music begins to play. "Sonny?!" His eyes widen at the though, "What am I? Your son?!"
Everyone in the van laughed, Amy smiled, "Don't worry, Sonny, we'll have kiddies soon enough, no need to rush into anything!"
Sonic wanted to die right then and there. Shadow stayed quiet because he didn't want any attention to be drawn on him, but I'm not that nice. ^_^ Amy turned to Shadow then, "Hmm...Shadow needs a nickname!"
Shadow nearly went off the road, "WHAT?! I do not!"
Amy ignored him, "Okay, Shadie!"
And again, Shadow almost went off the road. "Don't you dare call me 'Shadie'! That's a dreadful name!"
Amy once again ignored him, "Oh! We girls need nicknames too!"
Rouge smile instantly fell from her face, "What? How about no?"
"It's only a name, Rouge." Knuckles smirked, "What's in a name?"
"Be quiet you." She narrowed her eyes at him in warning.
Knuckles grinned as he put his hands up in defense, "Hey, don't bite my head off."
Rouge sighed, "You're right. I need all my strength for these zombies."
"Uuughhh...yesss...." Someone said from...behind them...in their...van....Everyone froze as they slowly turned their heads with wide eyes to see....none other then a zombie sitting with them, right next to Knuckles.
Knuckles let out a yelped as he jumped on the other side of Rouge, "How...how did you get in here?!"
"Door..." It said as it lunged at Knuckles, but since Rouge was in front of Knuckles, it went after her instead and well, somehow tripped in the car and his face landed...oooh...you know...'there'. Thou shalt not say....
Rouge screamed, "Ah! Get away!" She pushed the zombie through the window and he went flying! "Men! Even in death, they are still perverts!"
"Not all men are perverts..." Shadow murmured, "I hope you know that you are paying for that window."
Rouge rolled her eyes, "That zombie touched me! Ew! Gross!" She quickly brushed her clothes then turned to Knuckles, "You! You wimp! Hiding behind a lady!"
Knuckles nervously looked around, "I wasn't hiding..."
Rouge sighed. Knuckles sighed. Tails sighed. Cream sighed. Amy sighed. Sonic sighed. Shadow sighed. The zombies sighed. The author sighed. Sonic raised an eyebrow, "Why are we all sighing?"
"I don't know." Replied everyone. Knock on wood! Jinx! Ha!
Everyone sweat-dropped, "Um, anyway..." Sonic started, "Now that we are here, what do we do?"
Amy jumped up, surprisingly not hitting her head on the roof of the car, "Oh! I know! We must solve the mystery of Raccoon City!"
Sonic nodded, "Right gang, let's split up." Everyone stayed in the van as silence soon took over them. Sonic sighed, "Fine, fine."
Shadow growled as he continued to drive thought the city, "How big is this city anyway?"
Tails grinned, "This is the City of the Doom! It has no end!"
"WHAT?!?" All exclaimed and Shadow hit the breaks. Sonic, however, forgot to put his seatbelt on and went smacked into the front window.
"Ow..." He said sorely as he fell back into his seat.
Rouge laughed, "It's a good thing we are anime characters, or else, Sonic, you'd be a dead hedgehog. If not that, you'll have one heck of a 'splitting' headache."
Sonic growled, "You be quiet bat-girl!"
"Hey! Can't anybody call her bat-girl but me!" Knuckles shouted in her defense.
Rouge narrowed her eyes, "Shut up, Knuckles. Just shut up."
The red echidna raised an eyebrow, "What'd I do?"
Before Rouge could reply, Amy pointed to something out the window again, "Hey! Look! There're peoples! Lotsa peoples!"
All eyes turned in front of them to see a small group of people. "What are they doing here?" Rouge asked.
"They aren't people!" Tails pointed out, "They are zombies! Shadow, get this car moving!"
Shadow did and went straight through the crowd, hitting a zombie here, smashing a zombie there, and running over zombies everywhere! The zombies climbed on the van and started scratching at the windows. A zombie reached its hand in the window which Rouge had broken to knock the previous zombie out. He reached in and almost grabbed Knuckles.
"Ah! Mommy!" Knuckles yelped, quickly moving away and into Rouge.
"Hey! Watch it, red boy!" Rouge shouted, pushing him away.
The zombie grabbed a hold of Knuckles dreadlock, "Ah! Get it off! GET IT OFF!!" He yelled as the zombie pulled. Once again Shadow stopped the van. Rouge grabbed a hold of Knuckles legs as another zombie grabbed a hold of the zombie that was grabbing a hold of Knuckles dreadlocks. Amy grabbed Rouge's legs as Rouge held onto Knuckles' legs. Another zombie grabbed onto zombie 2 legs as it held onto zombie 1 legs. Soon, everyone was playing tag- o-war with Knuckles.
"Let...GO!!" Rouge shouted, pulling Knuckles with all her might with the help of the others.
The zombie stuck his tongue out, "NEVER!!" He pulled harder.
"AH!!! MY HAIR!!" Knuckles yelled in pain. "GET THEM OFF ME! FOR THE LOVE OF MY DREADLOCKS!! GET THEM OFF!!"
Rouge then got an idea, "Amy! Quick! Give me something to throw at them!" She held her hand out to Amy and Amy placed something in it, before Rouge threw it; she looked at it, "Lipstick? Since when did you wear makeup, Amy?"
Amy blushed, "I don't, but I always carry some around with me."
Rouge rolled her eyes and hurled the lipstick at the zombie; it hit him in the eye. "AH! MY EYE!! MY EYE!" He immediately let go of Knuckles dreadlocks. Knuckles fell back in the van with swirls in his eyes.
Rouge shook him, "Knuckles! Knuckles! Are you alright?! Speak to me!"
Knuckles eyes cleared as he looked up at Rouge, "Is this heaven? I think I see an angel..."
Rouge eyes widen as the others laughed. Shadow quickly begins driving again. "Knuckles? Are you okay?" She asked while hiding a blush.
Knuckles quickly shook his head, "Yeah, ow...my head..." He sat up and looked at the others who looked at him. All was quiet for a good ten seconds.
"Since when did you learn pickup lines, Knuckles?" Sonic asked with a raised eyebrow.
Knuckles blushed, "What? Oh, uh...you know, every echidna must know at least one." He replied, "Did I actually say one...?"
Amy laughed, "You bet you did! It was so sweet! Maybe you could teach Sonic some so he can pick me up!"
Everyone stared at Amy, even Shadow who was supposed to be driving. Amy looked at them all, "What?"
Everyone shrugged as they went on to do whatever they were doing before. Sonic was looking out the window with his elbow on his knee and his chin in the palm of his hand, thinking. Shadow continued on driving. Tails and Cream and Cheese (I, like, totally forgot about him!) chat about stuff. Amy went day dreaming about her and Sonic's...wedding? Gosh, Amy....anyway, Knuckles and Rouge was, well, doing much of nothing. Just avoiding each other eyes.
Soon, night decided to quickly fall in Raccoon city and everyone was tired. Rouge looked at the broken window. "Um, shouldn't we fix that?" She asked, looking at Shadow.
Shadow shrugged as he stopped the van and reached under his seat. He pulled out a trash bag and some tape and handed it to Amy who handed it to Rouge. "Tape that to the window." He commanded.
Rouge nodded and handed the stuff to Knuckles who was closest to the window. Knuckles sighed as he placed the bag over the window and taped it. "There, done. Now where do we sleep?"
Tails yawned, "It looks like we have no choice but to sleep in the van tonight." He got comfortable in his seat. Cream, too, yawned as she cuddled close to Tailsie. Aw. Soon, the two were fast asleep.
Sonic grinned, "One of us has to stay on watch, and maybe we could take turns? Who'll go first?" Sonic asked Shadow and Knuckles.
Knuckles shrugged, "I could take first watch."
Shadow nodded, "I'll take second watch."
Sonic grinned, "That leaves me with third watch. Alright, night Shadow, night Knuckles, night Amy, night Rouge." And a second later, he was fast asleep.
Amy frowned, "I really wanted to sleep with Sonic...oh well...Night everyone." She got herself comfortable before falling asleep.
Shadow glanced out the window and into the darkness of the land. "I hope we can get out of here soon." And soon, he too fell asleep. This only left Rouge and Knuckles awake.
They were silent for a while before Knuckles turned to Rouge, "Aren't you going to sleep?"
Rouge glanced at him with a smile, "I'm not very tired." After she said that she yawned (and so did I! lol). "Well, maybe I could get some sleep in..." She lean her head back and fell asleep. Wow, these characters fall asleep awfully fast. Knuckles sighed as he looked at her. He turned to looked out the window and then remembered that a trash bag covered it. He lean his head backed and looked up at the roof. He soon felt something on his shoulder and glanced to it to see Rouge head had somehow fallen on his shoulder. He gulped, as he looked at her. She looked so...peaceful and beautiful. Knuckles sighed as he whispered, "Why must this author torture me so?"
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Ha! That's it, yippee. Not so funny, but I tried! :-P Please, review. No flames, I'll cry. ;_; ^_^
I told you it wasn't going to be horror, but humor! ^_^
Author note: This is Sapphire, and I'm back, I've been away for a while and I'm back again to kick some butt in Wild Canyon...Wait, uh, ignore that! Anyhow, I got the idea for this story after watching Resident Evil again. Now, I'll warn ya, this isn't horror. Nope, comedy (or lack thereof), aren't you all happy? Hey! Why are you running? Oh, fine...those of you who stayed, please, enjoy! ^_^
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Sonic Evil
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Day one in Evil town!
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Our story starts with the Sonic gang on a road trip like every other Sonic road trip story. The gang was packed in Shadow's mini van once more heading to...somewhere. Where? I don't know yet, you know, got all these detours and stuff. Ah, everyone couldn't wait to get to wherever they were going...
"We're lost, aren't we?" Tails said as he watch Sonic turn the map every which way.
Sonic looked up from the map with a nervous grinned, "Lost? What gives you that idea?"
Tails sighed, "We've been going in circles for the pass twenty minutes."
Shadow growled, "Give me that map!" He took the map from Sonic while still steering the wheel of the van. The van swirled just a little as he snatched the map from Sonic.
"Hey!" Sonic yelled in protest then slouched down in his seat, crossing his arms. "Fine, take it, get us more lost."
"Be quiet, faker." Shadow said, looking at the map while still trying to keep an eye on the road.
"Who're you calling a faker, faker?!" Sonic shouted and he would've jumped out of his seat if it wasn't for the seatbelt.
Amy rolled her eyes, "Will you two stop? You are always fighting!"
Sonic murmured as he got comfortable in his seat again. "Whatever..."
Shadow glanced from the road to the map, "It says here..."
Rouge glanced out the window, "Hey, there's a sign, 'Welcome to...'"
"Raccoon City..." Knuckles finished for her. They exchanged a look.
"Raccoon City?" They all echoed.
Everyone was silent for a moment, until Tails exclaimed, "Cool! I heard of Raccoon City!"
Sonic glanced back to Tails, who, might I add, was sitting beside Cream who has been quiet for this chapter so far, "You've heard of this weird city?" He asked as Shadow drove the van into the city.
Tails nodded, "Yeah, have you ever played the game, Resident Evil?"
Shadow laughed at that, "Aren't you a little young to be playing a gory game?"
Tails pouted, "No! It's, um, entertaining. I don't sit around all day working on technology, you know!"
Cream giggled, but didn't say anything. Amy looked at her, "Cream, you've been awfully quiet, what's wrong?"
Cream shook her head, "Nothing, the author didn't have anything for me to say up until now."
"Oh, that makes sense." Amy grinned, turning to look at Sonic. 'Sonic is so dreamy."
Sonic nervously looked at Amy from the corner of his eyes, 'I hate when she stares at me dreamily and think 'Sonic is so dreamy'.'
Cream looked out the window, "This is weird, where are all the people?" Everyone also looked out the windows to see a completely abandoned street. Not a soul was about. All the shops were empty and, uh, not a soul was about...
Sonic sweat-dropped, "Um, maybe we should have a look around?"
Tails shock his head, "Are you crazy, Sonic? That's suicide! I've played all the Resident Evil games and none of them have a happy ending!" Wow, he has played all when I haven't even played one... (Just Resident Evil Zero (I'm stuck! Help!) and Resident Evil Outbreak)...oh, wait...y'all didn't need to know all that...um, on with the story...
Shadow rolled his eyes, "This author is Looney." Yeah, and that is coming from someone who claims themselves as the 'Ultimate Life Form'.
Sonic laughed, "Can we get on with the story here?" Fine, fine, so the gang was driving around town. They still couldn't find a soul around. Sonic, being the adventuring hedgehog he is, decided to hop out of the van...while it was still moving.
"Sonic!" Amy shouted as Sonic jumped from the van.
Sonic landed perfectly, gaining an 'awesome!' he grinned, "Nothing to it!"
Amy sighed, "Shadow, stop the van."
The dark hedgehog sighed as well, "Fine." He pushed the breaks rather roughly, sanding the others back against their seats, hard.
"Good thing I wear my seatbelt..." Rouge murmured as she undid her seatbelt, jumping from the van.
Everyone else got out, all except Tails. Sonic looked at him, "Hey Tails, you coming?"
Tails shook his head, "No way, what if there really are zombies out there?"
Sonic laughed, "There's no zombies here!"
Tails was about to say something until his eyes widen as he looked out the window and behind Sonic. "S-S—Sonic!" He pointed behind the blue hedgehog.
Sonic raised an eyebrow and turned around, so did the others, to see...
"Ah! Are...you a zombie?" He asked the horrible looking person...or thing, wait, I think it's a hedgehog.
The zombie looked at them, "Duh! This is Raccoon City! Oh, I mean, ugh..." They just stared at him and the zombie sighed, "You all are supposed to scream and run now."
Amy mouth made an 'o' shape, "Oh...we are?"
"Yes, now...boo." They all scream and hopped in the van, driving away THROUGH the city, gosh, why do they always HEAD into trouble? Anyway...
"I told you! I told you!" Tails shouted frantically. "There ARE zombies!"
Knuckles growled, "Now what do we do?"
Sonic turned to Rouge who was in the back seat, "Aren't zombies like a distant cousin to you, Rouge?"
Rouge narrowed her eyes, "That is vampires, you idiot."
Sonic grinned, "I knew that, I was only testing you." He turned around in his seat and his eyes widen, "Holy crappers! Watch out Shadow!!"
Shadow, who was studying the road map, looked up at the road just in time to hit something. The van went bump in the night! Though it is midday...And everyone screamed. Shadow stopped the van, "What the heck was that?!"
Sonic pretended to think, "Let me think, we are in a deserted city with ZOMBIES, what could it possibly be?"
Amy giggled, "You're so silly Sonic!"
Shadow, on the other hand, thought entirely differently, "Shut up, you faker!
Before Sonic could reply back, Rouge stopped them, "You two are NOT going to start that again, you got me?"
Sonic looked at her, "No, but if you don't mind, I would love to 'get' you..." He snickered and that earned a date with the Piko-Piko Hammer, a glared from Knuckles, and a shout from Rouge.
Tails sighed as he looked at the window, "You hit one of those dogs!" Indeed, outside the van was one of those skinless dogs. The dog lied on the grown...whimpering?
Cream also looked out the window, "Oh! Mr. Shadow! How could you hit a dog?" She jumped out of the car.
"Cream!" Tails yelled, but it was too late. Cream was already kneeling beside the poor, hurt doggy-woggy.
"Are you okay, Mr. Doggy?" She asked gently.
The dog looked at her, "WHAT DO YOU THINK?! First, I was turned into a zombie, and then I got the crap beaten out of me by this crazy woman, NOW I got ran over by a car! This is just NOT my day!" The dog...ranted on...crying.
Everyone in the van sweat-dropped. Cream gently smiles, "Don't worry puppy, we will find the antidote if it's the last ling we do!" As Cream said this, she stood up, placed a hand on her hip and pointed the other one skywards with her index finger pointed out as the Raccoon City Flag sway behind her. Mind you that the flag is a picture of an 'R' with a zombie on it doing the...moonwalk. Don't ask.
The dog looked up at her, "Really? You do that for wittle ole' me?"
Cream smiled, "Right, dawg! I mean, of course, Mr. Doggy."
The dog stood up, "Thank you, you are too kind. But, I'm afraid I must eat you now."
The rabbit continued on smiling, "That's okay, Mr. Doggy."
"Please, just call me Doggy, being a Mister makes me feel old." Doggy said, "Now, I must fest."
"Alright, Doggy. Have fun." Cream stood up.
Doggy went into zombie mood and started to growl as drool and...other stuff...dripped from his mouth.
"Cream! Get in here!" Sonic yelled, he ran out of the car in super speed and quickly grabbed Cream before the dog could take a bite out of her. Sonic hurriedly hopped into the van, closing the door. "Whew, that was close!"
Cream smiled, "Thank you Mr. Sonic."
The dog wasn't too happy as he jumped at the van, clawing the windows and barking. "GO SHADOW! GO!!" Amy screamed as the dog snapped at her window. Amy fell back and into Cream and Tails.
Shadow gassed the van and it went zooming down the deserted streets. Tails sighed as his heart beat slowed down, "Whoa, that was close. Cream, promise me you wont do that again?" He looked at the rabbit.
Cream smiled at him, she's been smiling a lot..."I promise Tailsie."
"Tailsie?" Knuckles snickered at the little nickname. Tails blushed.
Rouge smirked, "You shouldn't talk, 'Knuxie'." Tails and Cream giggled at that as Knuckles blushed.
Sonic laughed, "Everyone's getting a pet-name?" He shouldn't have said that as Amy grinned at him.
"Oh, you need one too, and I can't call you Sonikku because that's Sonic and Japanese...hmm...Sonny!" Amy grinned.
The camera slowly zooms in inch by inch to Sonic's face as the weird horror music begins to play. "Sonny?!" His eyes widen at the though, "What am I? Your son?!"
Everyone in the van laughed, Amy smiled, "Don't worry, Sonny, we'll have kiddies soon enough, no need to rush into anything!"
Sonic wanted to die right then and there. Shadow stayed quiet because he didn't want any attention to be drawn on him, but I'm not that nice. ^_^ Amy turned to Shadow then, "Hmm...Shadow needs a nickname!"
Shadow nearly went off the road, "WHAT?! I do not!"
Amy ignored him, "Okay, Shadie!"
And again, Shadow almost went off the road. "Don't you dare call me 'Shadie'! That's a dreadful name!"
Amy once again ignored him, "Oh! We girls need nicknames too!"
Rouge smile instantly fell from her face, "What? How about no?"
"It's only a name, Rouge." Knuckles smirked, "What's in a name?"
"Be quiet you." She narrowed her eyes at him in warning.
Knuckles grinned as he put his hands up in defense, "Hey, don't bite my head off."
Rouge sighed, "You're right. I need all my strength for these zombies."
"Uuughhh...yesss...." Someone said from...behind them...in their...van....Everyone froze as they slowly turned their heads with wide eyes to see....none other then a zombie sitting with them, right next to Knuckles.
Knuckles let out a yelped as he jumped on the other side of Rouge, "How...how did you get in here?!"
"Door..." It said as it lunged at Knuckles, but since Rouge was in front of Knuckles, it went after her instead and well, somehow tripped in the car and his face landed...oooh...you know...'there'. Thou shalt not say....
Rouge screamed, "Ah! Get away!" She pushed the zombie through the window and he went flying! "Men! Even in death, they are still perverts!"
"Not all men are perverts..." Shadow murmured, "I hope you know that you are paying for that window."
Rouge rolled her eyes, "That zombie touched me! Ew! Gross!" She quickly brushed her clothes then turned to Knuckles, "You! You wimp! Hiding behind a lady!"
Knuckles nervously looked around, "I wasn't hiding..."
Rouge sighed. Knuckles sighed. Tails sighed. Cream sighed. Amy sighed. Sonic sighed. Shadow sighed. The zombies sighed. The author sighed. Sonic raised an eyebrow, "Why are we all sighing?"
"I don't know." Replied everyone. Knock on wood! Jinx! Ha!
Everyone sweat-dropped, "Um, anyway..." Sonic started, "Now that we are here, what do we do?"
Amy jumped up, surprisingly not hitting her head on the roof of the car, "Oh! I know! We must solve the mystery of Raccoon City!"
Sonic nodded, "Right gang, let's split up." Everyone stayed in the van as silence soon took over them. Sonic sighed, "Fine, fine."
Shadow growled as he continued to drive thought the city, "How big is this city anyway?"
Tails grinned, "This is the City of the Doom! It has no end!"
"WHAT?!?" All exclaimed and Shadow hit the breaks. Sonic, however, forgot to put his seatbelt on and went smacked into the front window.
"Ow..." He said sorely as he fell back into his seat.
Rouge laughed, "It's a good thing we are anime characters, or else, Sonic, you'd be a dead hedgehog. If not that, you'll have one heck of a 'splitting' headache."
Sonic growled, "You be quiet bat-girl!"
"Hey! Can't anybody call her bat-girl but me!" Knuckles shouted in her defense.
Rouge narrowed her eyes, "Shut up, Knuckles. Just shut up."
The red echidna raised an eyebrow, "What'd I do?"
Before Rouge could reply, Amy pointed to something out the window again, "Hey! Look! There're peoples! Lotsa peoples!"
All eyes turned in front of them to see a small group of people. "What are they doing here?" Rouge asked.
"They aren't people!" Tails pointed out, "They are zombies! Shadow, get this car moving!"
Shadow did and went straight through the crowd, hitting a zombie here, smashing a zombie there, and running over zombies everywhere! The zombies climbed on the van and started scratching at the windows. A zombie reached its hand in the window which Rouge had broken to knock the previous zombie out. He reached in and almost grabbed Knuckles.
"Ah! Mommy!" Knuckles yelped, quickly moving away and into Rouge.
"Hey! Watch it, red boy!" Rouge shouted, pushing him away.
The zombie grabbed a hold of Knuckles dreadlock, "Ah! Get it off! GET IT OFF!!" He yelled as the zombie pulled. Once again Shadow stopped the van. Rouge grabbed a hold of Knuckles legs as another zombie grabbed a hold of the zombie that was grabbing a hold of Knuckles dreadlocks. Amy grabbed Rouge's legs as Rouge held onto Knuckles' legs. Another zombie grabbed onto zombie 2 legs as it held onto zombie 1 legs. Soon, everyone was playing tag- o-war with Knuckles.
"Let...GO!!" Rouge shouted, pulling Knuckles with all her might with the help of the others.
The zombie stuck his tongue out, "NEVER!!" He pulled harder.
"AH!!! MY HAIR!!" Knuckles yelled in pain. "GET THEM OFF ME! FOR THE LOVE OF MY DREADLOCKS!! GET THEM OFF!!"
Rouge then got an idea, "Amy! Quick! Give me something to throw at them!" She held her hand out to Amy and Amy placed something in it, before Rouge threw it; she looked at it, "Lipstick? Since when did you wear makeup, Amy?"
Amy blushed, "I don't, but I always carry some around with me."
Rouge rolled her eyes and hurled the lipstick at the zombie; it hit him in the eye. "AH! MY EYE!! MY EYE!" He immediately let go of Knuckles dreadlocks. Knuckles fell back in the van with swirls in his eyes.
Rouge shook him, "Knuckles! Knuckles! Are you alright?! Speak to me!"
Knuckles eyes cleared as he looked up at Rouge, "Is this heaven? I think I see an angel..."
Rouge eyes widen as the others laughed. Shadow quickly begins driving again. "Knuckles? Are you okay?" She asked while hiding a blush.
Knuckles quickly shook his head, "Yeah, ow...my head..." He sat up and looked at the others who looked at him. All was quiet for a good ten seconds.
"Since when did you learn pickup lines, Knuckles?" Sonic asked with a raised eyebrow.
Knuckles blushed, "What? Oh, uh...you know, every echidna must know at least one." He replied, "Did I actually say one...?"
Amy laughed, "You bet you did! It was so sweet! Maybe you could teach Sonic some so he can pick me up!"
Everyone stared at Amy, even Shadow who was supposed to be driving. Amy looked at them all, "What?"
Everyone shrugged as they went on to do whatever they were doing before. Sonic was looking out the window with his elbow on his knee and his chin in the palm of his hand, thinking. Shadow continued on driving. Tails and Cream and Cheese (I, like, totally forgot about him!) chat about stuff. Amy went day dreaming about her and Sonic's...wedding? Gosh, Amy....anyway, Knuckles and Rouge was, well, doing much of nothing. Just avoiding each other eyes.
Soon, night decided to quickly fall in Raccoon city and everyone was tired. Rouge looked at the broken window. "Um, shouldn't we fix that?" She asked, looking at Shadow.
Shadow shrugged as he stopped the van and reached under his seat. He pulled out a trash bag and some tape and handed it to Amy who handed it to Rouge. "Tape that to the window." He commanded.
Rouge nodded and handed the stuff to Knuckles who was closest to the window. Knuckles sighed as he placed the bag over the window and taped it. "There, done. Now where do we sleep?"
Tails yawned, "It looks like we have no choice but to sleep in the van tonight." He got comfortable in his seat. Cream, too, yawned as she cuddled close to Tailsie. Aw. Soon, the two were fast asleep.
Sonic grinned, "One of us has to stay on watch, and maybe we could take turns? Who'll go first?" Sonic asked Shadow and Knuckles.
Knuckles shrugged, "I could take first watch."
Shadow nodded, "I'll take second watch."
Sonic grinned, "That leaves me with third watch. Alright, night Shadow, night Knuckles, night Amy, night Rouge." And a second later, he was fast asleep.
Amy frowned, "I really wanted to sleep with Sonic...oh well...Night everyone." She got herself comfortable before falling asleep.
Shadow glanced out the window and into the darkness of the land. "I hope we can get out of here soon." And soon, he too fell asleep. This only left Rouge and Knuckles awake.
They were silent for a while before Knuckles turned to Rouge, "Aren't you going to sleep?"
Rouge glanced at him with a smile, "I'm not very tired." After she said that she yawned (and so did I! lol). "Well, maybe I could get some sleep in..." She lean her head back and fell asleep. Wow, these characters fall asleep awfully fast. Knuckles sighed as he looked at her. He turned to looked out the window and then remembered that a trash bag covered it. He lean his head backed and looked up at the roof. He soon felt something on his shoulder and glanced to it to see Rouge head had somehow fallen on his shoulder. He gulped, as he looked at her. She looked so...peaceful and beautiful. Knuckles sighed as he whispered, "Why must this author torture me so?"
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Ha! That's it, yippee. Not so funny, but I tried! :-P Please, review. No flames, I'll cry. ;_; ^_^
I told you it wasn't going to be horror, but humor! ^_^