Story: What did you just call me?

Author: Goldenstar321

A/N: I was looking through my files and I found this. I originally wrote it in April, it's just a random conversation between Ron and Draco I came up with in the middle of the night..

Draco POV:

"Oi! Ferret!" Ron called from behind me.

Clenching my fists at my sides, I told myself:

I will not respond.

I will not respond.

I will not respond.

I HATE that name! Why did Moody have to change me into a ferret of all things? Why not a snake or dragon, or something more Slytherin?

Anyway, I turned around and replied, "What?"

"Keep your hands of my Hermione! Or else..."

Oh yeah. That's another thing. Since we are both Head Students, Hermione and I got to know each other better. We became good friends in the beginning of the year, and we are currently dating. Obviously, Weasel doesn't accept that. Quite surprisingly, Scarhead was okay with it, and we've actually become sort of friends. But know one really knows that. The whole school thinks Potter and I are still enemies.

I just looked at Ron. "Are you seriously threatening me? That's pathetic."

"Uh, yes, actually I am. And YOU'RE pathetic. Oh BURN!"

"Seriously? Are you for real? She's not even your Hermione, you guys broke up AGES ago."

"Still..."

Wow, he really is pathetic. What kind of comeback is "Still...?"

"Okay, listen. Hermione is not yours nor mine. She is her own person. She is also currently dating ME, not you, which is her own decision. So get out of my face!"

And with that, I turned and walked into Ancient Runes. "All in a days work," I thought.

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