A/N: Yes, I know, writing random parodies while I should be working on Alice's story or Intertwilight...but I just couldn't resist. It always bugged be how Bella was completely devoted to Edward, but she loved Jacob...can you say flip-flopper? Well, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I am not Stephenie Meyer. I am just smeone who invested in storybook voodoo dolls.
Edward, oh Edward--
How I want to be with you, and only you
Well, maybe Jacob too
But Mike, Tyler, and Eric are just ew
Though Felix could cheer me up if I was blue...
And Demetri's pretty sexy too
Don't forget James, who I did rue
I'd have fun with Jasper if we chose to do
Emmett if Rosalie wasn't too blue
That surfer guy in Honolulu
Also the stick figure I just drew
A happy face that looks kinda like you
Right there, that timid little shrew
Oh apple tree, how I love you
For pizza, I am truest of the true
Edward, I want you and only you--
Hey! I am not a prude!
Why do I put up with someone so rude?
Review!..If you liked this, I already have two more ideas...