Worst Avatar Ending EVER!!
Disclaimer- I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender.
The dust cleared, and standing in the gaping hole where a large wall hanging used to be were five figures. Aang stepped into the light of the throne room, his eyes blazing, flanked on either side by Katara, Sokka, Toph and Zuko. (Iroh would have been there, but he had had a little too much tea that day and was currently high) "It ends now, Firelord!" proclaimed the Avatar in a very fierce tone.
Ozai got to his feet, his fires flaring bright around him. "What did you do that for?" he exclaimed, gesturing with all of his mighty silhouetted glory at the hole in the wall. "I just got this place redecorated, you know! Those wall hangings are NOT cheap!"
Aang, a little put-off by this comment, tried to regain his composure. "Erm... sorry about that. But the large army of firebenders (with terrible aim) that we had to battle to get through here wouldn't exactly let us in through the front door."
Ozai scoffed. "Well, duh. I knew you would have trashed the place, anyway. Sure, sure, raid the evil power-hungry ruler's castle and destroy whatever you want, I'm sure HE won't mind." Pouting like a 5-year old, the Fire Lord crossed his arms and turned sourly away.
"Look, we're SORRY. It won't happen again. Can we just get this over with?" Aang tapped his foot impatiently.
"I suppose... You have to pay for that wall hanging some way!" With a burst of flame, Ozai leaped from his throne, landing in front of the Avatar and his friends. Fire roared around his body, completely obscuring his features, as always. Spreading his arms, two long whips of fire extended into the air and hung, suspended. He pulled one of them back, ready to strike.
"We're screwed," said Katara, in a very un-Kataralike manner.
"WAIT!" shouted Aang. His hands were behind his back, holding something. "I have here the tool of your destruction, Fire Lord!"
Ozai cackled (obviously gone mad over the loss of his precious wall hanging). "What? Nothing can defeat me with the comet's arrival! Not even your Avatar powers!"
"I don't need Avatar powers!" cried Aang. "I have something MUCH more powerful!"
"What? Your FRIENDSHIP?" Ozai laughed aloud.
Aang raised an eyebrow. "Friendship..? WTF?! What do you think this is, a Nickelodeon special?! No, the thing that will stop the Fire Nation from taking over the world is... THIS!"
Thrusting his arms forward, Aang reveals the weapon. It's... FOOFOOCUDDLYPOOPS!!
Foofoocuddlypoops runs over to Ozai, and... erm... relives himself on Ozai's foot.
Ozai pulls away, terror in his voice. "WHAT- WHAT IS THAT THING?!"
"It's... a BABY MOOSE LION CUB!!" shouts Aang, pointing at the cub.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!" Ozai's fire whips vanish instantly as he covers his face with his hands. "HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT MY ONE WEAKNESS WAS BABY ANIMALS?! CURSE YOU, AVATAAAAAARRRR!!"
And then the Fire Lord spontaneously combusts and EXPLODES in a very large, action film-type explosion.
The Gaang is seen leaping from the Fire Lord's castle with a freaking huge explosion erupting behind them. The MacGyver theme is heard playing in the background as the credits roll.
THE END.