::||The Terrible Two||::
"They Meet"
Lynx glared at the television. Rather, she glared at the hole in the middle of the television, her metallic hair hanging in her face as she reared her foot back and kicked the tele again, growling.
"Damn thing- CANCEL MY SHOW!" The next foot sent the television through the thin apartment wall and into the neighbors room.
"What the?!" Mr. Kenneth yelled, jumping up. Lynx gulped and then threw herself to the floor, on hand going dramatically up to her brow.
"Oh! Oh!" she cried. "What is the world coming to when a poor, simple girl can't even watch her television without being attacked by an intruder, and her dear neighbor also must suffer?"
"Are you alright Miss Demone?" Mr. Kenneth asked, jumping right through the hole in the wall and bending down to help her up.
"Oh, yes," Lynx said, opening her eyes. "Thank you Mr. Kenneth, oh, you're so handsome..." The middle aged man grinned.
"You really think so?" he asked. Lynx made a face.
"No!" she said, punching him hard in the chest and sending him flying through the wall. Then she got up and ran out the door. "Catch you later Mr. Freak!"
However, as soon as she exited the apartment building she crashed into a teen with black hair, brown eyes, and very stupid expression on his face.
"What the hell? Get out of my way!" Lynx yelled, shoving the boy out of her way.
"Hey!" The boy yelled, shoving back. Angrily Lynx shoved him again, and once more he shoved back. Lynx stared at him, then they both started to laugh.
"That was stupid and pointless and you're still in my way,' Lynx said, her laughter stopping abruptly. The boy smiled and stuck out his hand.
"Hi, I'm Pyro," he said. "Pyro Something-or-other."
"Pyro? That's a stupid name, wha are you, a mutant?"
"Yes actually," Pyro laughed. "But Pyro's not a codename. My parents were stupid and decided that they loved fire and that mutant that showed up on TV A while ago, so they named me after him."
"Name's Lynx, Lynx Demone," Lynx replied. "I'm a mutant too, its stupid to admit it, but I am."
"Lynx? And you said my name was stupid!" Pyro complained.
"It is, and Lynx is a cool name!" Lynx retorted.
"Is not!"
"It too!"
"Is not!"
"I think you're stupid."
"Same here." Lynx and Pyro stopped and looked at each other for a moment, then started to laugh again.
"I'm hungry, wanna go get some chicken fingers?" Pyro asked. Lynx looked at the hallway behind her, Mr. Kenneth was running at her and screaming, waving his arms like a freak,
"Sure, but let's hurry," Lynx said.
"Hungry? I always am," Pyro laughed.
"Yeah, but its not that. See that freak running down the hall?"
"Yes."
"He's going to kill me."
"Oh," Pyro said. "Then we'd better go I suppose."
"Yeah, but wait a sec," Lynx waited until Mr. Kenneth had reached them and then punched him again and the two teens ran off, laughing like maniacs and screaming "Pitty Poo" as they shoved their way though the crowded LA streets.
"They Meet"
Lynx glared at the television. Rather, she glared at the hole in the middle of the television, her metallic hair hanging in her face as she reared her foot back and kicked the tele again, growling.
"Damn thing- CANCEL MY SHOW!" The next foot sent the television through the thin apartment wall and into the neighbors room.
"What the?!" Mr. Kenneth yelled, jumping up. Lynx gulped and then threw herself to the floor, on hand going dramatically up to her brow.
"Oh! Oh!" she cried. "What is the world coming to when a poor, simple girl can't even watch her television without being attacked by an intruder, and her dear neighbor also must suffer?"
"Are you alright Miss Demone?" Mr. Kenneth asked, jumping right through the hole in the wall and bending down to help her up.
"Oh, yes," Lynx said, opening her eyes. "Thank you Mr. Kenneth, oh, you're so handsome..." The middle aged man grinned.
"You really think so?" he asked. Lynx made a face.
"No!" she said, punching him hard in the chest and sending him flying through the wall. Then she got up and ran out the door. "Catch you later Mr. Freak!"
However, as soon as she exited the apartment building she crashed into a teen with black hair, brown eyes, and very stupid expression on his face.
"What the hell? Get out of my way!" Lynx yelled, shoving the boy out of her way.
"Hey!" The boy yelled, shoving back. Angrily Lynx shoved him again, and once more he shoved back. Lynx stared at him, then they both started to laugh.
"That was stupid and pointless and you're still in my way,' Lynx said, her laughter stopping abruptly. The boy smiled and stuck out his hand.
"Hi, I'm Pyro," he said. "Pyro Something-or-other."
"Pyro? That's a stupid name, wha are you, a mutant?"
"Yes actually," Pyro laughed. "But Pyro's not a codename. My parents were stupid and decided that they loved fire and that mutant that showed up on TV A while ago, so they named me after him."
"Name's Lynx, Lynx Demone," Lynx replied. "I'm a mutant too, its stupid to admit it, but I am."
"Lynx? And you said my name was stupid!" Pyro complained.
"It is, and Lynx is a cool name!" Lynx retorted.
"Is not!"
"It too!"
"Is not!"
"I think you're stupid."
"Same here." Lynx and Pyro stopped and looked at each other for a moment, then started to laugh again.
"I'm hungry, wanna go get some chicken fingers?" Pyro asked. Lynx looked at the hallway behind her, Mr. Kenneth was running at her and screaming, waving his arms like a freak,
"Sure, but let's hurry," Lynx said.
"Hungry? I always am," Pyro laughed.
"Yeah, but its not that. See that freak running down the hall?"
"Yes."
"He's going to kill me."
"Oh," Pyro said. "Then we'd better go I suppose."
"Yeah, but wait a sec," Lynx waited until Mr. Kenneth had reached them and then punched him again and the two teens ran off, laughing like maniacs and screaming "Pitty Poo" as they shoved their way though the crowded LA streets.