Once upon a time there was a girl named Gwen Stacy that Spiderman wanted to date. But he was afraid to ask her out because her father was a police captain, her brothers were Thor and Loki, and her x-boyfriend was Hulk.
Finally, Peter Parker got up the courage to ask her out.
Thor and Loki were said: "Protect our sister or we'll kill you, puny Midgardian."
And Hulk was like: "Nooo! Why pretty Gwen date ugly Peter?"
Later in that same evening Gwen and Peter were on a double date with their dear friends, Batman and Elsa. Suddenly, Thor and Loki crashed into the restaurant to check on their beloved sister. After this was accomplished and all was discovered to be in good order Elsa burst out:
"I hate you Batman!"
However, Batman still loved Elsa even though she hated him. He went home and watched a show where a man proposed and made everything better, so Batman went and bought a ring. Robin saw him do this and stole the ring from Batman so he could not propose to Elsa.
"Robin, why did you do that?" Asked Batman.
Robin's reply was: "Because I'm Robin!"
"You sure are buddy, but that ain't something to be bragging about."
THE END