FF7 vs. FF9
by tir-synni
My first comedy. I couldn't help it. This is pretty much based on conversations my friends and I have been sharing about this. Cloud vs. Zidane, Quina, Dagger, Vivi (otherwise known as Pookie), Steiner, Eiko, Amarant, and Freya...oh yeah, and Kuja, too. I hope you guys enjoy it. Short and sweet! Ha! And I love both games, I really do, I just can't help this fic!
Cloud stood before the group of FF9, his delicate face scrunched up in a determined frown. Zidane and Kuja stood side-by-side, determined to fight for their game's honor. The others stood behind them, proudly, ready to battle. Cloud met their glares.
No movement jarred the quiet tenseness. A whisper of a breeze trickled by, stirring Cloud's blond spikes tenderly. The soft sound threw the swordsman into action.
"OMNISLASH!"
"Hey, that isn't how you treat a--Ahh!"
"Ugh!...worthy...fighter..."
"Eep! Ahh!"
"Itai! No...eats!"
"Ahh! Sir...Fratley...fare..."
"Scoundrel! Ugh!"
"Zidane, save me! Ahh!"
"Dagger! Uhh!"
"Hey, why are you saving the most for me!"
"Because you look more feminine than I do! Eat it!"
"Agh!"
His task done, Cloud sniffed and turned around, stalking off. "Well, that wasn't too hard," he muttered to himself. He held his sword at a distance as he walked, wondering how he was going to get the blood off.
From a distance, Squall leaned against the tree, watching the scene. "..." Damn, that girl looked a lot like Rinoa. I wonder if they're related...