A/n: I was bored so I decided to make a different story. It is so ramdom but whatever.
Characters in this chapter:
Bella, Edward, Bob, Sherbert, Shishcabob
Ok so here's the story...
Bella, Edward, Bob, Sherbert, Shishkabob are sitting in the Cullen's living room while the rest of the Cullens were out hunting.
"Edward, you know what just I noticed?" Bella asked Edward.
"What?" Edward asked. Nowadays Bella has been picking for a fight, God only knows why.
"Your head is way too BIG!" She said then laughed but suddenly felt bad, then went back to laughing. She was about to poke him when she remembered that would only bruise her. Bella knew that Edward looked like a Greek god but Emmett told her to say it.
"Shut up Bella, your nose is way too big!" Even though Bella's nose was just perfect -actually everything was perfect to him- Edward had to say somthing. Edward just couldn't hold it in any longer. Every day Emmett told Bella to harass Edward. And she did because...well no one knows why.
"Whoa, looks like somebody's been watching way too much Elmo." Bob got in the conversation.
"Shut up Bob!" Bella and Edward said at the same time.
"Well then!" Bob said feeling left out of the conversation.
"You know what Edward there's been something I've always wanted to tell you." Bella said seriously.
"What? You also think your nose is way too big. No way I think that too!" Edward said not getting the hint of seriousness.
"Oh shut up! You keep on talking but all I hear is BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!" Bella said rolling her eyes.
"Oh come on! You keep on talking and all I hear is OINK, OINK, OINK!" Edward said thinking of the first sound that came to his mind.
"Ok guys maybe you should just CALM IT!! Ok?" Bob said before it got any worse.
"No Bob, let them argue." Shishkabob said jumping up and down.
"Why?" Bob said confused.
"Because every time they finish fighting, both of them go to eat sushi and take one of us." Shishkabob said while Bella and Edward were fighting.
"Oooh...wait what?" Bob said still confused.
"Never mind Bob, never mind..." Shishkabob said rubbing his temples
"Oh shut up Edward! Maybe I should start calling you bobble head!" Bella screamed.
"You know what I'm done arguing with you!" Edward yelled back.
"Whoa that was a big word!" Sherbert said wide-eyed.
"Ok who wants SUSHI?" Shishkabob said out of nowhere.
"Shut up Shishkabob!" everyone yelled while Sherbert kept trying to figure out what arguing meant.
"Well whatever!" he said.
"Ok you know what I'm sorry Edward." Bella said seriously.
"I'm sorry too, Bella." Edward said. His eyes looked like they turned into liquid.
"Hey guys, the ice cream man is outside and I bought sherbert ice cream.YUM!" Bob said licking the ice cream.
"Ahhhhhh, how could you Bob!" Sherbert said out of her own little world, and started sobbing.
"How could I what, Sherbert? Ooooohhhh..." Bob said looking at his sherbert ice cream.
"Anyways...Edward to make it up to you I'm going to take you out for sushi!" Bella said jumping up and down. Shishkabob started jumping up and down too.
"I don't eat remember?" Edward said.
"To bad you're still coming." Bella said pulling his arm.
"Ooooh! I want sushi. I wish they would argue everyday." Shishkabob said running over to Bella.
"Ha ha. Funny thing Shishkabob, they do argue everyday." Bob said still looking at his ice cream.
"I know isn't that COOL!" Shishkabob was now in the land of sushi.
"Uhhh sure buddy. Now I have to go apologize to Sherbert for eating her." Bob said placing the ice cream safely on the table.
"Eating her?" Edward asked.
"Mentally eating her, I think." Bob said.
"Oh. Well bye Bob, this is the last time I'll see you. I'm going into the wild..."-sniff, sniff- Shishkabob said.
"Umm Shishkabob I love breaking it to you but you're only going out for sushi."Bob said.
"God, can't you at least go with it. Well anyways see you, Bob."Shishkabob said.
"OK..."-cough, cough, choke, gag- Bob said.
"Are you ok Bob?" a voice came behind him.
"Sherbert you're back!" Bob yelled and hugged her.
"Sure I am." She said.
A/N: Uhh yeah this is the first chapter. I'll do more chapters depending on the reviews so yeah. Review! :) Flames are accepted. :)