This is a crazy idea I just had. Please enjoy…Mwuahahahaha!! Yay, I made an AU!
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The Akatsuki looked at the fancy school in front of them. They were all wearing school uniforms, common looking ones. "Pein, why did you make us join Konoha Gakuen? This is ridiculous!" Hidan was pissed off.
"We can get more money here, and we can learn the enemies' weaknesses." Kakuzu laughed when he heard Pein say money. They heard the bell ring. "It's time to go in."
Deidara looked at where everyone was going to go. Pein had given each one of them a paper that said who goes where:
Class A: Itachi, Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi
Class B: Pein, Konan, Kisame, Zetsu, Kakuzu
'That's not nice!' Thought Deidara, 'Pein put me in the same class as annoying Tobi! Well…at least I'm in the same class as Sasori-danna…' He walked into the room named 'Class A'. They sat in the room for about ten minutes. Finally, the teacher walked in. He wore a mask over half of his face, and he looked lazy.
"Sorry I'm late…a black cat crossed my path." An obnoxious voice yelled:
"You always say that!!"
"Now, now, Naruto. You need to stop yelling in the middle of class. By the way, my name's Kakashi. I'm your teacher. Can you each introduce yourselves, now? You first." The teacher made every student introduce themselves. Here's what everyone said:
"Hello, I go by the name of Sai. Please don't bother to use –san or –kun at the end of my name. I hope we can become friends."
"…I'm Shino."
"I am Neji, of the Hyuga clan."
"I'm Kiba, and this is my lil' buddy, Akamaru!"
"I am Sasuke, and I want to kill my brother." He looked over at Itachi.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and I'm gonna' be the next Hokage!" Everyone sighed.
"I'm Shikamaru, and I think this is a drag."
"Hi, I'm Ino! I'm presently single!"
"I'm Sakura, and shut up, Ino!!"
"I'm Tobi! Tobi is a good boy!!" Deidara sighed.
"I'm Itachi, and my brother wants to kill me."
"I'm Hidan, does anyone have a problem with that?!" Complete silence.
"Um, I'm Akasuna no Sasori, call me Sasori."
"I'm Deidara, un!"
After a day of introducing themselves, Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, and Tobi were waiting for the others to get out of their class. They were going to be late, since Yamato ended up giving a speech about teamwork. They were in a fancy room, with a very valuable vase on a table in it. Tobi jumped to hug Deidara. "Sempai!!" Deidara instinctively dodged. Tobi bumped into the table, and the vase shattered. Immediately, Ino came in.
"You broke the vase!! That was really expensive!!"
"We can't pay money," said Hidan, "then Pein would kill us all." Ino thought for a minute, and then came up with an idea.
"I know! You guys can be a host club!"
"What the hell's a host club?!" (Hidan's clueless, lol)
"It's when girls pay you to hang out with them, stuff. It's the only way you can pay me back, so you'll have to!!" The Akatsuki members sighed. They had no idea what they were going to get into when they joined this school.
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Mwuahahahaha!! I'm so evil to the Akatsuki!!