Disclaimer: Not mine. I WISH I could make money out of this.

AU: I got a couple of Star Trek plot tribbles eating and making baby plot tribbles in my head. I'll be placing them here. Most of them are probably going to be K/S, just to warn you. Oh yeah, this is unbetaed and English is not my first language, so you'll be warned.

I

Smart is sexy

(In which James T. Kirk knows how to appreciate intelligence.)

'Very well, Captain. We shall let the prisoners go.'

The whole bridge let out a small breath of relief. Jim stood proud, his eyes cold and defiant.

'I want your word that they're okay,' he stated.

'No harm has come to them.'

'And the city?'

'We're unlocking our phasers now.'

'Confirmed, Captain,' came Spock's voice from over the science station.

'Good. You're a reasonable man, Treloq.'

'And you're completely crazy, Kirk,' ground out Treloq.

'Why, thank you,' grinned Jim. 'Now, let me beam up my crewmembers, before we get impatient.'

Treloq muttered something unflattering in his native tongue and cut off the connection.

'The shields came down, Captain,' called Spock.

'Good,' he nodded smashing the armrest buttons with gusto. 'Transporter room, beam up the away team.'

'Aye sir.'

'Captain to Sickbay. Bones, get ready.'

''bout damn time. Everyone there?'

'All heads accounted for. Nothing serious, but check them up just to be sure. I'll be there in a moment.'

'Sure thing, Jim.'

The Captain lifted his head and let out a long and weary sigh. He had been awake for the last thirty six hours at least and had taken no break ever since the first Joktossian ship had appeared on their radar. His posture betrayed his exhaustion at being kidnapped, threatened, fired at, yelled at, lied to and stressing over the safe return of the other captives. But his eyes were alight with victory and satisfaction. Said eyes fell on Spock, where they burned with something that almost made the Vulcan shiver.

'Glad this is over,' he told the crew. 'I wanted to say that you're all awesome and if I could, I'd marry you all.'

Uhura snorted and Chekov let out a chuckle that seemed to deflate his nervousness. Spock lifted an eyebrow.

'I doubt that this would be legal, Captain.'
'Hm, I'm pretty sure it'd be doable on some Orion planet,' he grinned. 'But I'll leave the heartfelt declarations in your commendations, guys. If the Admiralty ever accepts my idea of handing out the James T. Kirk medal of Awesomeness, you'll be the firsts to receive it.'

'Gee, thanks Captain,' snorted Sulu.

'No need for such sarcasm, Mister Sulu. Here, have the com. I'll be in Sickbay. Mister Spock? With me.'

Spock graciously stood up and followed his Captain without betraying a single emotion. They entered the turbolift and stood side by side. Then the doors slid shut.

And Jim's mouth was on his.

'Damn, you're hot,' he said between kisses.

Spock had the good sense to press the emergency stop before grabbing Jim's buttocks and pressing their hips together. They were already half hard, which was no surprise.

'You're so, so smart,' breathed Jim against his mouth. 'Oh god, when you started to explain your plan to get inside their network and installing a computer virus, I was ready to rip your clothes and fuck you right there, bent over your station.'

'That would have been most inappropriate at the moment, Captain,' commented Spock, sneaking his hands up Jim's tattered command shirt.

'If you keep coming up with such incredible plans, I won't be accountable of my actions,' groaned Jim, pressing their hips together. 'Damn, you were reciting the code sequence and I had to stop myself from jacking off to your dirty talk.'

'I will never fully understand what arouses you so,' said Spock before licking a trail from Jim's collarbone to his ear.

'You, Spock,' growled Jim. 'You turn me on, you and that incredible mind of yours. I can't believe you found a way to hack into their system and render the whole fleet useless. Damn, Spock, if it weren't for you, we'd have lost the away team, the ship and the whole planet- Hm, Spock!'

The Vulcan had bitten his neck and was busy licking it. It would easily be mistaken as one of Jim's numerous new bruises, as long as Doctor McCoy didn't look too closely.

'You were very efficient in your way, Jim,' he grunted between two licks. 'In a very arousing manner.'

'Oh yeah?' asked Jim, unzipping Spock's fly.

'Indeed. Seeing you bluff and intimidate your way through Joktossian culture, greed and stubbornness was a very enlightening experience. Your stance and your fearless leadership always wakes the most… Vulcan part of me.'

'I thought it would be your human part,' said Jim before taking two of Spock's fingers inside his mouth.

Spock gasped, but managed to keep talking.

'No Jim, I meant the primal Vulcan in me. Proof of your brilliance makes my blood boil and the appeal of your bold command are difficult to resist.'

'In short, I'm a bad ass motherfucker and it turns you on,' grinned Jim.

'Indeed.'

In return, he got a kiss that stole their breath away. A hand tried to slid past Spock's underwear but was quickly stopped.

'Jim- Captain-' tried Spock between kisses. 'We must go to Sickbay to debrief the away team and see to your wounds.'

'Don't wanna,' growled Jim, biting Spock's lower lip.

'We can resume this tonight, where there are less chances of interruption and more available horizontal surfaces.'

'Hm… alright, alright.'

He detached himself and grinned at his First Officer.

'Sorry for starting this and leaving you high and dry. It's just that your brain is fucking sexy.'

'I am still amazed at your liberal use of this word,' said Spock while rearranging his clothing.

'In this case, I literally meant: your intelligence gives me boners,' grinned Jim.

Spock lifted an eyebrow and waited for his Captain to get his composure back. He then restarted the turbolift. Jim was watching him like a hawk and it threatened to shatter his Vulan mask once again. He tried to divert Jim's attention by returning to the matter at hand.

'Captain, if I might make a suggestion concerning the Joktossian pirates. While hacking their systems, I took the liberty to install a subroutine that would monitor their communications and filter all the ones containing some pre-selected key words. Anything incriminating containing these key words will be sent to Starfleet command and the Jocktassian government simultaneously. This would be useful in an attempt to discredit the pirates and bring them to court-'

He saw the movement, guessed Jim's intention and let himself be smashed to the wall and kissed thoroughly.

'God- Spock, you have no idea-'

Suddenly, Jim fell to his knees and fumbled to open Spock's zipper.

'Your cock. In my mouth. Now, Commander.'

Spock had the good sense to press the emergency stop button. Again.