You walked into the forest of Ooo, navigating through all the wild purple trees. You were shocked that they hadn't attacked you yet (They were all purple replicas of the Whomping Willow and Ents) You ran and ran but exhausted, you gave up because you had forgotten why you started running in the first place.

You pondered why you had started running as you leant against a tree and stared at the stars. Ah-ha! You were running away from an eyebrowless George Clooney!

"Thank you stars!" You said, high-fiving the air.

"You're welcome." Said a mystical voice from above.

You were startled! What was this!? Was it the Maker? Was it the Moon?

"WHO ARE YOU!? WHERE ARE YOU!?" You yelled.

"Look up little one." Said the voice.

"No! I do what I want Thor!" You said, acting sassy and snapping your fingers.

"Thor? Who is Thor?" The voice was confused. Ha-HA! You had beaten it at it's own game and now it was time to strike.

"I KNOW IT'S YOU GEORGE CLOONEY. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME."

Suddenly the tree that you were leaning on turned into... Harry Potter! It was cray! You didn't know that Harry could turn into a tree but then again, you did read that being a tree was his life ambition.

"Hairy! You helped me?"

"Yes! By the nine child, of course I did!' He said as he turned into another person... it was... GEORGE CLOONEY!

"I KNEW IT WAS YOU. YOU ARE TERRIBLE GEORGE. I HATE YOU, STOP CHASING ME."

"BUT YOU ARE TO BE MY WIFE! I WAS TO TAKE YOUR HAND AND MARRY YOU. IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PROPHECIES."

You were amazed by this stupid man. What prophecy? You were waaaay to good to be held back by some damn prophecy.

"No. I shall not marry you sir for I am in love with someone else." You said proudly as you looked of into the distance, day-dreaming about your one true love.

"Who is this other man!? I shall destroy him! Mwahahahah! Angry face!" George barked back.

You turned around dramatically, hoping your knight in shining armour would arrive. You remembered the things you loved about him; the way he smiled, how he ate his food, his voice. Oh, his voice would make your knees weak when he said the right things. You smiled, not facing George, thinking about your true love. Oh, sweet Jensen - where art thou?

You were pulled out of your thoughts by a honking in front of you. It was LSP in a car.

"Get en betch, we're going mother-lumpin shoppen!"

Hastily, you got into the car with your good friend. "Thank you for saving me Princess. I thought Jensen would but he never came." You bit you lip, would he ever come?

"Jernsern? Hay's thur one thet turld meh tah gert ya!"

Your orbs lit up. Jensen did care! He loved you back!

Driving off into the sunset with LSP, she stopped at the peak of the mountain. The moon was large and a faint aurora in was in the sky, concealing the white moon. Being so far up, it was cold but as you looked into the distance you felt a warm. There he was in the distance, waiting for you.

"Suit up, we're going hunting."

You squealed with excitement. Finally some action! Time to put some boots to some asses and kill some bad guys!

"I thought you'd never ask!" You said happily.