Hey, all. New story. Hopefully I won't insult ANYONE.
WARNING: This story contains some touchy topics relating to spirituality and politics. My view may differ from yours, and I do not intend to insult ANY denomination of ANY religion whatsoever. I am just attempting to make a good story. Also, I have no clue what religion the real Kratts are, but hey. I try.
"Hmm…," mumbled Chris to himself as he flipped through his Bible. It was a normal Sunday afternoon, and as he does every Sunday, reads the Bible. Chris, being a devout Catholic, rather enjoyed his Sundays.
"Reading your silly Bible again, bro?" asked Martin as he walked into the room.
"Hey! It's not silly! It explains the truths of this mortal world of God!" said Chris defensively.
"Yeeeah, real truths. Gays bad. Slavery good. Snakes talk."
"It was a different time back then."
"Maybe, but you need to understand the true meaning of the Lord of Light and Wisdom, Ahura Mazda."
"Ah, you and all your Zoroastrianism junk. Where's your proof of your Potato Potato guy existing?" Chris replied. "My proof of God? Right here." Chris taps on his Bible.
Just as they continued arguing, Jimmy walked in.
"Ah, the typical Sunday Kratt fight," Jimmy said. "Good thing I have no religion."
"You're going to Hell, Jimmy!" yelled Chris as he continued to fight with Martin.
"Right. Because gays bad, slavery good, snakes talk, bible logic," said Jimmy.
"That's what I said!" yelled Martin.
After a few hours,
"STOP STOP STOP!" yelled Martin. "We need to find out who is right."
"But how will we figure it out?"
"We need professional advice."
The guys all looked at each other.
"TO THE WOMEN!"
The end. Until the next chapter. Once again, if I insult you , SORRY SORRY SORRY! : (
OK, once again, SORRY.
Until the next chapter, PB out.