The RENT is always cheaper in the backstreets of London

A Harry Potter/RENT crossover

DICLAIMER:I own neither RENT or Harry Potter they belong to their prospective authors.

Cast:

Roger Davis–William (Bill) Weasley

Mimi Marques--Fleur Delacour

Mark Cohen--Ron Weasley

Maureen Johnson--Lavender Brown

Joanne Jefferson–Chyanne Adams

Thomas Collins--Harry Potter

Angel Dumat-Shunard--Draco Malfoy-Snape

Benjamin Coffin III--Blaise Zabini

ACT I

TUNE UP #1

RON
December 24TH, Nine PM,

Greenwich Mean Time

Here On In
I Shoot Without A Script
See If Anything Comes Of It
Instead Of My Old Shit

First Shot -William
Tuning The Fender Guitar
He Hasn't Played In A Year

BILL
This Won't Tune

RON
So We Hear
He's Just Coming Back
From Half A Year Of Withdrawal

BILL
Are You Talking To Me?

RON

Not At All
Are You Ready? Hold That Focus -
Steady
Tell The Folks At Home What You're
Doing William ...

BILL
I'm Writing One Great Song --

RON
The Phone Rings

BILL
Saved!

RON
We Screen
Zoom In On The Answering Machine!

VOICE MAIL #1

BILL & RON'S OUTGOING MESSAGE
"Speak" ... ("Beeeep!")

MRS. WEASLEY
That Was A Very Loud Beep
I Don't Even Know If This Is Working
Ron...Ron - Are You There
Are You Screening Your Calls -
It's Mum

We Wanted To Call And Say We Love You
And We'll Miss You Tomorrow
The Twins And The Kids Are Here - Send
Their Love

Oh, I Hope You Like The Hot Plate

Just Don't Leave It On Dear
When You Leave The House

Oh And Ron We're Sorry To Hear That Lavender
Dumped You I Say C'est La Vie
So Let Her Be A Lesbian
There Are Other Fishies In The Sea

. . . Love Mum

TUNE UP #2

RON
Tell The Folks At Home What You're
Doing William

BILL
I'm Writing One Great Song - -

RON
The phone rings

BILL
Yesss!

RON
We Screen

BILL & RON'S ANSWERING MACHINE
"Speak" ...("Beeeep!")

HARRY
"Chestnuts Roasting--"

BILL & RON
Harry!

HARRY
I'm Downstairs

RON
Hey!

HARRY
Bill Picked Up The Phone??

RON
No, It's Me

HARRY
Throw Down The Key

RON
A Wild Night Is Now Pre-Ordained

HARRY
I May Be Detained

RON
What Does He Mean...?
(Phone rings again)
What Do You Mean - Detained?

BLAISE
Ho Ho Ho

RON & BILL
Blaise! Shit

BLAISE
Dudes, I'm On My Way

RON & BILL
Great! Fuck

BLAISE
I Need The Rent

RON
What Rent?

BLAISE
This Past Year's Rent Which I Let Slide

RON
Let Slide? You Said We Were 'Golden'

BILL
When You Bought The Building

RON
When We Were Roomates

BILL

Remember - You Lived Here?

BLAISE
How Could I Forget?
You, Me, Harry, And Lavender
How Is The Drama Queen?

RON
She's Performing Tonight

BLAISE
I Know
Still Her Production Manager?

RON
Two Days Ago I Was Bumped

BLAISE
You Still Dating Her?

RON
Last Month I Was Dumped

BILL
She's In Love

BLAISE
She's Got A New Man?

RON
Well - No

BLAISE
What's His Name?

BOTH

Chyanne

BLAISE
Rent, My Amigos, Is Due
Or I Will Have To Evict You
Be There In A Few

RON
The power blows...

RENT

RON
How Do You Document Real Life
When Real Life's Getting More
Like Fiction Each Day
Headlines - Bread-Lines
Blow My Mind
And Now This Deadline
"Eviction - Or Pay"
Rent

BILL
How Do You Write A Song
When The Chords Sound Wrong
Though They Once Sounded Right And Rare
When The Notes Are Sour
Where Is The Power You Once Had To Ignite the Air

RON
And We're Hungry And Frozen

BILL
Some Life That We've Chosen

TOGETHER
How We Gonna Pay
How We Gonna Pay
How We Gonna Pay
Last Year's Rent

RON
We Light Candles

BILL
How Do You Start A Fire
When There's Nothing To Burn
And It Feels Like Something's Stuck In
Your Flue

RON
How Can You Generate Heat
When You Can't Feel Your Feet

BOTH

And They're Turning Blue!

RON
You Light Up A Mean Blaze

BILL
With Posters-

RON
And Screenplays

BILL & RON
How We Gonna Pay
How We Gonna Pay
How We Gonna Pay
Last Year's Rent

CHYANNE
(On phone)
Don't Screen, Lavender
It's Me - Chyanne
Your Substitute Production Manager
Hey Hey Hey! (Did You Eat)
Don't Change The Subject Lavender
But Darling - You Haven't Eatin All Day

You Won't Throw Up
You Won't Throw Up
The Digital Delay--
-Didn't Blow Up (Exactly)
There May Have Been One Teeny Tiny Spark
You're Not Calling Ron

HARRY
How Do You Stay On Your Feet
When On Every Street
It's 'Trick Or Treat'
(And Tonight It's 'Trick')
'Welcome Back To Town'
I Should Lie Down Everything's Brown
And Uh - Oh
I Feel Sick

RON
Where Is He?

HARRY
Getting Dizzy

RON & BILL
How We Gonna Pay
How We Gonna Pay
How We Gonna Pay
Last Year's Rent

BLAISE
(On cellular phone)
Allison Baby - You Sound Sad
I Don't Believe Those Two
After Everything I've Done
Ever Since Our Wedding
I'm Dirt - They'll See
I Can Help Them All Out In The Long Run

ALL
Forces Are Gathering
Forces Are Gathering
Can't Turn Away
Forces Are Gathering

HARRY
Ughhhhh-
Ughhhhh-
Ughhhhhh- I Can't Think
Ughhhhh-
Ughhhhh-
Ughhhhh- I Need A Drink

RON
"The Music Ignites The Night With
Passionate Fire"

CHYANNE
Lavender-- I'm Not A Theatre Person

BILL
"The Narration Crackles And Pops With
Incendiary Wit"

CHYANNE
Could Never Be A Theatre Person

RON

Zoom In As They Burn The Past To The
Ground

CHYANNE
Hello?

RON & BILL
And Feel The Heat Of The Future's
Glow

CHYANNE
Hello?

RON
(On phone)
Hello? Lavender?
-Your Equipment Wont Work?
Okay, All Right, I'll Go!

RON & HALF OF THE COMPANY
How Do You Leave The Past Behind
When It Keeps Finding Ways To Get To
Your Heart
It Reaches Way Down Deep And Tears
You Inside Out
Til You're Torn Apart
Rent

BILL & OTHER HALF OF COMPANY
How Can You Connect In An Age
Where Strangers, Landlords, Lovers
Your Own Blood Cells Betray

ALL
What Binds The Fabric Together
When The Raging, Shifting Winds Of Change
Keep Ripping Away

BLAISE
Draw A Line In The Sand
And Then Make A Stand

BILL
Use Your Camera To Spar

RON

Use Your Guitar

ALL
When They Act Tough - You Call Their
Bluff

RON & BILL
We're Not Gonna Pay

RON & BILL W/ HALF THE COMPANY
We're Not Gonna Pay

RON & BILL W/ OTHER HALF OF
COMPANY
We're Not Gonna Pay

ALL
Last Year's Rent
This Year's Rent
Next Year's Rent

Rent Rent Rent Rent Rent
We're Not Gonna Pay Rent

'Cause Everything Is Rent

YOU OKAY HONEY

A HOMELESS MAN
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Somewhere Else!
Not Here

DRACO
You Okay Honey?

HARRY
I'm Afraid So

DRACO
They do any damage?

HARRY
No
I got them good

Took a peice of that tall one- Thanks

DRACO
Hell It's Christmas Eve
I'm Draco

HARRY
Draco..? Indeed
A Dragon Of The First Degree
Friends Call Me Potter - Harry Potter
Nice Tree ...

DRACO
Let's Get A Band-Aid For Your Knee
I'll Change, There's A "Life Support"
Meeting At Nine - Thirty
Yes - This Body Provides A Comfortable Home
For The Acquired Immune Deficiency
Syndrome

HARRY
As Does Mine

DRACO
We'll Get Along Fine
Find out who they were, Have A Bite
Make A Night - I'm Flush

HARRY
My Friends Are Waiting--

DRACO

You're Cute When You Blush The More The Merry - Ho Ho Ho
And I Do Not Take No

TUNE UP #3

RON
I don't suppose you'd like to see Lavender's show in the lot tonight? Or come to dinner?

BILL
Zoom in on my empty wallet.

MARK
Touche. Take your AZT.
Close On William
His Girlfriend April
Left A Note Saying "We've Got AIDS"
Before Slitting Her Wrists In The
Bathroom

I'll check on you later. Change your mind. You have
to get out of the house

ONE SONG GLORY

BILL
I'm Writing One Great Song Before I ...
One Song
Glory
One Song
Before I Go
Glory
One Song To Leave Behind

Find One Song
One Last Refrain
Glory
From The Pretty Boy Front Man
Who Wasted Opportunity

One Song
He Had The World At His Feet Glory
In The Eyes Of A Young Girl
A Young Girl
Find Glory
Beyond The Cheap Colored Lights

One Song
Before The Sun Sets
Glory - On Another Empty Life
Time Flies - Time DiesGlory - One Blaze Of Glory
One Blaze Of Glory - Glory

Find
Glory
in a song that rings true
truth like a blazing fire
an eternal flame

Find
One Song
A Song About Love
Glory
From The Soul Of A Young Man
A Young Man

Find
The One Song
Before The Virus Takes Hold
Glory
Like A Sunset
One Song
To Redeem This Empty Life

Time Flies
And Then - No Need To Endure Anymore
Time Dies

(A knock at the door)

The Door

LIGHT MY CANDLE

BILL
What'd You Forget?

FLEUR
Got A Light?

BILL
I Know You
You're
You're Shivering

FLEUR
It's Nothing
They Turned Off My Heat
And I'm Just A Little
Weak On My Feet
Would You Light My Candle?
What Are You Staring At?

BILL
Nothing
Your Hair In The Moonlight
You Look Familiar
Can You Make It?

FLEUR
Just Haven't Eaten Much Today
At least the Room Stopped Spinning, Anyway
What?

BILL
Nothing
Your Smile Reminded Me Of-

FLEUR
I Always Remind People Of
Who Is She?

BILL
She Died
Her Name Was April

FLEUR
It's out Again Sorry About Your Friend
Would You Light My Candle?

BILL
Well-

FLEUR
Yeah. Oww

BILL
Oh, The Wax
It's

FLEUR
Dripping! I Like It
Between My

BILL
Fingers. I Figured...
Oh, Well. Goodnight.

(Fleur exits; then knocks again)

BILL
It Blew Out Again?

FLEUR
No
I Think That I Dropped My Stash

BILL
I Know I've Seen You Out And About
When I Used To Go Out
Your Candle's Out

FLEUR
A minute
I Had It When I Walked In The Door
It Was Pure
Is It On The Floor?

BILL
Floor?

FLEUR
They Say I Have The Best Ass Below Baker Street
Is It True?

ROGER
What?

FLEUR
You're Staring Again

BILL
On No
I Mean You Do
Have A Nice
I Mean You Look Familiar

FLEUR
Like Your Dead Girlfriend?

BILL
Only When You Smile
But I'm Sure I've Seen You Somewhere Else

FLEUR
Do You Go To The Cat Scratch Club
That's Where I Work
I Dance

BILL
Yes!
They Used To Tie You Up

FLEUR
It's A Living

BILL
I Didn't Recognize You Without The Handcuffs

FLEUR
We Could Light The Candle
Oh Won't You Light The Candle

BILL
Why Don't You Forget That Stuff
You Look Like You're Sixteen

FLEUR
I'm Nineteen
But I'm Old For My Age
I'm Just Born To Be Bad

BILL
I Once Was Born To Be Bad
I Used To Shiver Like That

FLEUR
I Have No Heat I Told You

BILL
I Used To Sweat

FLEUR
I Got A Cold

BILL
Uh Huh
I Used To Be A Junkie

FLEUR

But Now And Then I Like To

BILL
Uh Huh

FLEUR
Feel Good

BILL
Oh! Here It Um

FLEUR
What's That?

BILL
Candy Bar Wrapper

FLEUR
We Could Light The Candle
Oh, what'd You Do With My Candle?

BILL
That Was My Last Match

FLEUR
Our Eyes'll Adjust
Thank God for the Moon!

BILL
Maybe It's Not The Moon At All
I Hear Spike Lee's Shooting Down The Street

FLEUR
Bah Humbug ... Bah Humbug

BILL
Cold Hands

FLEUR
Yours Too
Big.
Like My Father's
Do You Wanna Dance?

BILL
With You?

FLEUR
No
With My Father

BILL
I'm William

FLEUR
They Call Me
They Call Me
Fleur

TODAY 4 U

HARRY
Gentlemen, Our Benefactor On This
Christmas Eve
Whose Charity Is Only Matched By
Talent, I Believe
Draco Malfoy-Snape!

DRACO
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

HARRY
And You Should Hear Her Beat!

BILL
You Earned This On The Street?

DRACO
It Was My Lucky Day Today On Mullholand Way
When A Lady In A Limousine Drove My Way
She Said, "Dahling-Be A Dear - Haven't Slept In A Year
I Need Your Help To Make My Neighbor's
Yappy Dog Disappear"

"This Akita-Evita - Just Won't Shut Up
I Believe If You Play Non-Stop That Pup
Will Breathe Its Very Last High-Strong
Breath
I'm Certain That Cur Will Bark Itself To
Death"

Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

We Agreed On A Fee - A Thousand Dollar
Guarantee
Tax-Free - And A Bonus If I Trim Her Tree
Now Who Could Foretell That It Would
Go So Well
But Sure As I Am Here That Dog Is Now In
Doggy Hell

After An Hour - Evita - In All Her Glory
On The Window Ledge Of That 23RD Story
Like Thelma & Louise Did When They Got
The Blues
Swan Dove Into The Courtyard Of The
Gracie Mews

Today For You - Tomorrow For MeToday For You - Tomorrow For Me

(drum solo)

Back on The Street Where I Met
My Sweet
Where He Was Moaning And Groaning On
The Cold Concrete
The Nurse Took Him Home For Some
Mercurochrome
And I Dressed His Wounds And Got Him
Back On His Feet

Sing It
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
i saidToday For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow

FOR ME

YOU'LL SEE

BLAISE
Hey You Bum - Yeah, You, Move Over
Get Your Ass Off That Range Rover

RON
That attitude toward the homeless is just what
Lavender is protesting tonight.

Close up: Blaise Zabini the third. Our ex-
roommate, who married Alison Grey, of the Westport
Greys - then bought the building, in hopes of starting
a cyber-studio

BLAISE
Lavender Is Protesting
Losing Her Performance Space
Not My Attitude
Come on down, I wanna talk to you

BILL

What Happened To Blaise
What Happened To His Heart
And The Ideals He Once Pursued

BLAISE
And The Owner Of That Lot Next Door
Has A Right To Do With It As He Pleases

BILL
Happy Birthday, Jesus!

BLAISE
The Rent

RON
You're Wasting Your Time

BILL
We're Broke

RON
And You Broke Your Word - This Is Absurd

BLAISE
There Is One Way You Won't Have To Pay

BILL
I Knew It!

BLAISE
Next Door, The Home Of Cyberarts, You See
And Now That The Block Is Re-Zoned
Our Dream Can Become A Reality

You'll See Boys
You'll See Boys

A State Of The Art, Digital, Virtual
Interactive Studio
I'll Forego Your Rent And On Paper
Guarantee
That You Can Stay Here For Free
If You Do Me One Small Favor

RON
What?

BLAISE
Convince Lavender To Cancel Her
Protest

RON
Why Not Just Get And Injunction
Or Call The Cops

BLAISE

I Did, And They're On Standby
But My Investors Would Rather
I Handle This Quietly

BILL
You Can't Quietly Wipe Out An
Entire Tent City
Then Watch 'It's A Wonderful Life' On TV!

BLAISE
You Want To Produce Films And Write
Songs?
You Need Somewhere To Do It!
It's What We Used To Dream About
Think Twice Before You Pooh-Pooh It

You'll See Boys
You'll See Boys

You'll See - The Beauty Of A Studio
That Lets Us Do Our Work And Get Paid
With Condos On The Top
Whose Rent Keeps Open Our Shop

Just Stop The Protest
And You'll Have It Made
You'll See - Or You'll Pack (leaves)

DRACO
That boy could use some prozac.

BILL
Or heavy drugs.

RON

Or group hugs.

HARRY
Which reminds me.
We have a detour to make tonight.
Anyone who wants to can come along.

DRACO
Life support's for people coping with life.
You don't have to stay too long.

RON
First I've got a protest to save.

DRACO
William?

BILL
I'm not too much company, you'll find. (Leaves)

RON
Behave!

DRACO
He'll catch up later.
He's just got other things on his mind.
You'll see boys.

RON and BILL
We'll see boys.

POLICE
Let it be boys.

HARRY
I like boys.

DRACO
Boys like me!

ALL
We'll see.

TANGO:LAVENDER

CHYANNE
Ron??

RON
Hey

CHYANNE
I told her not to call you

RON
That´s Lavender what can I help since I´m here

CHYANNE
I´ve hired a engineer

RON
Great!
Well, Nice To Have

CHYANNE
Wait!
She´s Three Hours Late

The Samples Won't Delay
But The Cable -

RON
There's Another Way
Say Something - Anything

CHYANNE
Test - One, Two Three ...

RON
Anything But That

CHYANNE
This Is Weird

RON
It's Weird

CHYANNE
Very Weird

RON
Fuckin' Weird

CHYANNE
I'm So Mad
That I Don't Know What To Do
Fighting With Microphones
Freezing Down To My Bones
And To Top It All Off
I'm With You

RON
Feel Like Going Insane?
Got A Fire In Your Brain?
And You're Thinking Of Drinking Gasoline?

CHYANNE
As A Matter Of Fact --

RON
Honey, I Know This Act
It's Called The 'Tango Lavender'

The Tango Lavender
It's A Dark, Dizzy
Merry-Go-Round
As She Keeps You Dangling

CHYANNE
You're Wrong

RON
Your Heart She Is Mangling

CHYANNE
It's Different With Me

RON
And You Toss And You Turn
'Cause Her Cold Eyes Can Burn
Yet You Yearn And You Churn And Rebound

CHYANNE
I Think I Know What You Mean

BOTH
The Tango Lavender

RON
Has She Ever
Pouted Her Lips
And Called You 'Pookie'

CHYANNE
Never

RON
Have You Ever Doubted A Kiss Or Two?

CHYANNE
This Is Spooky
Did You Swoon
When She Walked Through The Door?

RON
Every Time - So Be Cautious

CHYANNE
Did She Moon Over Other Boys--?

RON
More Than Moon--

CHYANNE
I'm Getting Nauseous

(They dance)

RON
Where'd you learn to tango?

CHYANNE
With the French ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porters.
And you?

RON
With, Ninet Himelfarb, the rabbi's daughter at the Brighton Jewish Community Center. It's hard to do this backwards

CHYANNE
You should try it in heels!

She Cheated

RON
She Cheated

CHYANNE

Lavender Cheated

RON
Fuckin' Cheated

CHYANNE
I'm Defeated
I Should Give Up Right Now

RON
Gotta Look On The Bright Side
With All Of Your Might

CHYANNE
I'd Fall For Her Still Anyhow

BOTH
When Your Dancing Her Dance
You Don't Stand A Chance
Her Grip Of Romance
Makes You Fall

RON
So You Think, 'Might As Well'

CHYANNE
'Dance A Tango to Hell'

BOTH
'At Least I'll Have Tangoed At All'

The Tango Lavender
Gotta Dance Til Your Diva Is Through
You Pretend To Believe Her
Cause In The End - You Can't Leave Her
But The End It Will Come
Still You Have To Play Dumb
Til You're Glum And You Bum
And Turn Blue

RON
Why Do We Love When She's Mean?

CHYANNE
And She Can Be So Obscene
My Lavender

BOTH

The Tango Lavendeeeeeer

LIFE SUPPORT

STEVE
Steve

GORDON
Gordon

ALI
Ali

PAM
Pam

SUE
Sue

DRACO
Hi, I'm Draco

HARRY

Harry, Potter

PAUL
I'm Paul. Let's Begin.

RON
Sorry...Excuse Me...Oops

PAUL
And You Are?

RON
Oh - I'm Not -
I Don't Have -
I'm Here With -
I'm Just Here To -
Um - Ron
Ron - I'm Ron

Well - This Is Quite An Operation

Does Anyone Have A Problem...
If I Film A Little Of This
For A Documentary?

PAUL
Make Yourself Comfortable Ron.
Who Wants To Begin?

GORDON
Well Im--
Yesterday I Found Out
My T-Cells Were Low -

PAUL
What Was Your Reaction?

GORDON
Scared

PAUL
How Are You Feeling Today?
Right Now?

GORDON
Okay-
Alright-
Pretty Good-

PAUL
Is That All?

GORDON
It's The Best I've Felt In A Long Time
-Months-

PAUL
Then Why Choose Fear?

GORDON
Look - I Find Some Of What You Teach
Suspect
Because I'm Used To Relying On Intellect
But I Try To Open Up To What I Don't Know

GORDON & STEVE
Because Reason Says I Should Have Died
Three Years Ago

ALL
there's only us
there's only this
forget regret
or life is yours to miss
No Other Road
No Other Way
No Day But Today

OUT TONIGHT

FLEUR
What's The Time?
Well It's Gotta Be Close To Midnight
My Body's Talking Me
It Says, 'Time For Danger'
It Says 'I Wanna Commit A Crime
Wanna Be The Cause Of A Fight
Wanna Put On a Tight Skirt And Flirt
With A Stranger'

I've Had A Knack From Way Back
Of Breaking The Rules Once I Learn The
Games
Get Up - Life's Too Quick

I Know Someplace Sick Where This Chick'll Dance In The Flames

We Don't Need Any Money
I Always Get In For Free
You Can Get In Too
If You Get In With Me

Let's Go Ouuuuuut Tonight
I Have To Go Ouuuuuut Tonight
You Wanna Play?
Let's Run Away
We Won't Be Back
Before It's Christmas day
Take Me Ouuuuuut Tonight (Meow)

When I Get A Wink From The Doorman
Do You Know How Lucky You'll Be?
That You're On Line With The Feline Of
Baker Street

Let's Go Ouuuuuut Tonight
I Have To Go Ouuuuut TonightYou Wanna Prowl
Be My Night Owl?
Well Take My Hand We're Gonna Hooooowl
Ouuuuut Tonight

In The Evening I've Got To Roam
Can't Sleep In a city of neon and chrome
Feels Too Damn Much Like Home
When The French Babies Crrrrrry

So Let's go find a Bar
So Dark We Forget Who We Arrrrre
And All The Scars From The
Nevers And Maybes Diiiiiie

Let's Go Ouuuuut Tonight
Have To Go Na na na Out Tonight
You're Sweet
Wanna Hit The Street?
Wanna Wail At The Moon Like A Cat In
Heat?
Just Take Me Ooouuut Tonight
Please Take Me Ouuuut Tonight
Don't Forsake Me - Ouuuuut Tonight
I'll Let You Make Me - Ouuuuuut Tonight
Tonight - Tonight - Tonight

ANOTHER DAY

BILL
Who Do You Think You Are?
Barging In On Me And My Guitar
Little Girl - Hey
The Door Is That Way
You Better Go You Know
The Fire's Out Anyway
Take Your Powder - Take Your Candle
Your Sweet Whisper
I Just Can't Handle

Well Take Your Hair In The Moonlight
Your Brown Eyes - Goodbye, Goodnight

I Should Tell You I Should Tell You
I Should Tell You I Should -- No!
Another Time - Another Place
Our Temperature Would Climb
There'd Be A Long Embrace
We'd Do Another Dance
It'd Be Another Play
Looking For Romance
Come Back Another Day
Another Day

FLEUR
The Heart May Freeze Or It Can Burn
The Pain Will Ease If I Can Learn

There Is No Future
There Is No Past
I Live This Moment
As My Last

There's Only Us
There's Only This
Forget Regret
Or Life Is Yours To Miss

No Other Road
No Other Way
No Day But Today

BILL
Excuse Me If I'm Off Track
But If You're So Wise
Then Tell Me - Why Do You Need
Smack?

Take Your Needle
Take Your Fancy Prayer
And Don't Forget
Get The Moonlight Out Of Your Hair

Long Ago - You Might've Lit Up My Heart
But The Fire's Dead - Ain't Never Ever
Gonna Start

Another Time - Another Place
The Words Would Only Rhyme
We'd Be In Outer Space
It'd be Another Song
We'd Sing Another Way
You Wanna Prove Me Wrong? Come Back Another Day
Another Day

FLEUR
There's Only Yes
Only Tonight
We Must Let Go
To Know What's Right
No Other Course
No Other Way
No Day But Today

FLEUR & OTHERS

I Can't Control
My Destiny
I Trust My Soul
My Only Goal
Is Just - To Be

BILL
Control Your Temper
She Doesn't See

Who Say's That There's A Soul

Just Let Me Be

FLEUR & OTHERS

There's Only Now
There's Only Here
Give In To Love
Or Live In Fear
No Other Path
No Other Way
No Day But Today

ALL
No Day But Today
No Day But Today
No Day But Today
No Day But Today
No Day But Today

BILL

Who Do You Think
You Are?
Barging In On MeAnd My
Guitar
Little Girl, Hey
The Door Is
That Way
The Fire's Out
Anyway
Take Your Powder
Take Your Candle
Take Your Brown Eyes
Your Pretty Smile
Your Silhouette
Another Time,
Another Place
Another Rhyme,
A Warm Embrace
Another Dance,
Another Way
Another Chance,
Another Day

ALL

No Day But Today

ON THE STREET

THREE HOMELESS PEOPLE
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing -
Out Of Town
Far Away

SQUEEGIEMAN
Honest Living, Man!
Feliz Navidad!

HOMELESS PERSON
Evening, Officers

RON
Smile For Ted Koppel, Officer Martin!

HARRY
And a Merry Christmas to your families

COPS
Right!!

BLANKET PERSON
Who The Fuck Do You Think You Think You Are?
I Don't Need Any Goddamn Help
From Some Bleeding Heart Cameraman
My Life's Not For You To
Make A Name For Yourself On!

DRACO
Easy Sugar, Easy
He Was Just Trying To--

BLANKET PERSON
Just Trying To Use Me To Kill His Guilt
It's Not That Kind Of Movie, Honey
Let's Go - This Lot Is Full Of
Motherfucking Artists
Hey Artist
You Gotta Dollar?
I Thought Not

I'LL COVER YOU

RON
I'll see you at the show
I'll try and convince Bill to go
(Ron exits)

DRACO
Live In My House
I'll Be Your Shelter
Just Pay Me Back
With One Thousand Kisses
Be My Lover - I'll Cover You

HARRY
Open Your Door
I'll Be Your Tenant
Don't Got Much Baggage
To Lay At Your Feet But Sweet Kisses I've Got To Spare
I'll Be There - I'll Cover You

BOTH
I Think They Meant It
When They Said You Can't Buy Love
Now I Know You Can Rent It
A New Lease You Are, My Love,
On Life - Be My Light
Just Slip Me On
I'll Be Your Blanket
Wherever - Whatever - I'll Be Your Coat

DRACO
You'll Be My King
And I'll Be Your Castle

HARRY
No You'll Be My Queen
And I'll Be Your Moat

BOTH
I Think They Meant It
When They Said You Can't Buy Love
Now I Know You Can Rent It
A New Lease You Are, My Love
On Life All My Life
I've Longed To Discover
Something As True As This Is

HARRY
So With A Thousand
Sweet Kisses
And I'll Cover You
With A Thousand
Sweet Kisses
I'll Cover You
When You're Worn
Out And Tired
When Your Heart
Has Expired

DRACO

If You're Cold
You're Lonely
You've got one
nickle only
With A Thousand
Sweet Kisses
I'll Cover You
With A Thousand
Sweet Kisses
I'll Cover You

BOTH
Oh Lover I'll Cover You
Ya--
Oh Lover I'll Cover You

CHRISTMAS BELLS

FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
On TV - At SAKS

SQUEEGIEMAN
Honest Living, Honest Living
Honest Living, Honest Living
Honest Living, Honest Living

ALL FIVE HOMELESS
Can't You Spare A Dime Or Two
Here But For The Grace Of God Go You
You'll Be Merry
I'll Be Merry
Tho Merry Ain't In My Vocabulary

No Sleighbells
No Santa Claus
No Yule Log
No Tinsel

No Holly
No Hearth No

SOLOIST
'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer'

ALL FIVE
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

No Room At The Holiday Inn - Oh No
And It's Beginning To Snow

VENDORS
Hats, Bats, Shoes, Booze
Mountain Bikes, Potpourri
Leather Bags, Girlie Mags
Forty Fives, AZT

VENDOR #1
No One's Buying
Feel Like Crying

ALL
No Room AT THe Holiday Inn - Oh No
And It's Beginning To Snow

VENDOR #2
How About A Fur-
In Perfect Shape
Owned By An MBA From Uptown
I Got A Tweed
Broken In By A Greedy
Broker Who Went Broke And Then Broke Down

HARRY
You Don't Have To Do This

DRACO
Hush Your Mouth, It's Christmas

HARRY
I Do Not Deserve You, Draco
Give - Give
All You Do Is Give
Give Me Some
Way To Show
How You've Touched
Me So

DRACO
Wait - What's On
The Floor?
Let's See Some
More
No - No - No...

Kiss Me - It's Beginning To Snow

RON
... She Said, 'Would You Light My Candle'
And She Put On A Pout
And She Wanted You
To Take Her Out Tonight?

BILL
Right

RON
She Got You Out!

BILL
She Was More Than Okay
But I Pushed Her Away
It Was Bad - I Got Mad
And I Had To Get Her Out Of My Sight

RON
Wait, Wait Wait - You Said She Was
Sweet

BILL
Let's Go Eat I'll Just Get Fat
It's The One Vice Left-When You're
Dead Meat
There - That's Her

RON
Lavender?

BILL
Fleur!

RON
Woah!

BILL
I Should Go

BOTH
Hey - It's Beginning To Snow

COPS
I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas

FLEUR & JUNKIES
Follow The Man - Follow The Man
With His Pockets Full Of The Jam
Follow The Man - Follow The Man
Help Me Out, Daddy If You Can

Got Any D Man?

THE MAN
I'm Cool

FLEUR & JUNKIES
Got Any C Man

THE MAN
I'm Cool

FLEUR & JUNKIES
Got Any X
Any Smack
Any Horse
Any Jugie Boogie Boy
Any Blow?

BILL

Hey

FLEUR
Hey

BILL
I Just Want To Say
I'm Sorry For The Way --

FLEUR
Forget It

BILL
I Blew Up
Can I Make It Up To You?

FLEUR
How?

BILL
Dinner Party?

FLEUR
That'll Do

THE MAN
Hey Lover Boy - Cutie Pie
You Steal My Client - You Die

BILL
You Didn't Miss Me - You Won't Miss Her
You'll Never Lack For Customers

JUNKIES
I'm Willin'
I'm Illin'
I Gotta Get My Sickness Off
Gotta Run, Gotta Ride Gotta Gun, Gotta Hide -- Gotta Go

THE MAN
And It's Beginning To Snow

BLAISE(On cellular phone)
Wish Me Luck Alison -
The Protest Is On

COAT VENDOR
L. L. Bean,
Geoffrey Beene
Burburry Zip Out
Lining

JUNKIES
Got Any C Man?
Got Any D Man?
Got Any B Man
Got Any Crack
Got Any X

SQUEEGIEMAN
Honest Living -

BILL
Ron, This Is Fleur -

RON/FLEUR
Hi

BILL
She'll Be Dining with us

COAT VENDOR
Here's A New Arrival

THE MAN
That Is An Ounce

VENDORS
Hats, Dats, Bats

HARRY
That's My Coat!

COAT VENDOR
We Give Discounts

RON
I Think We've Met

DRACO
Let's Get A Better One

HARRY
It's A Sham

FLEUR
That's What He Said

THE MAN
I Said It's A Gram!

HARRY
But She's A Thief!

DRACO
But She Brought Us Together

BLAISE
Which Investor Is Coming??

HARRY
I'll Take The Leather

BLAISE
Your Father? - Damn!

HOMELESS & VENDORS
Christmas Bells Are Swinging
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
In My Dreams - Next Year
Once You Donate You Can Go
Celebrate In Tuckahoe
You'll Feel Cheery
I'll Feel CherryTho' I Dont Really Know That Theory No Bathrobe
No Steuben Glass
No Cappucino Makers
No Pearls, No Diamonds
No 'Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire'
Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
No Room At The Holiday Inn, Oh No -

COPS
I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
Just Like The Ones I Used To Know
Jingle Bells - Prison Cells
Fa La La La - Fa La La La
You Have The Right To Remain
Silent Night Holy Night
Fall On Your Knees On Night Divine
You'll Do Some Time
Fa La La La La
Fa La La La La

JUNKIES
Got Any C Man?
Got Any D Man?
Got Any B Man?
Got Any X? - Crack?
I'm Willin' - I'm Illin'
Gotta Get My Sickness Off
C-D Help Me
Follow The Man Follow The Man
Follow The Man
Jugie Boogie-Jugie Boogie
Follow The Man Follow The Man
Any Crack Any X Any Jugie Boogie Boy
Any Blow Any X Any Jugie Boogie Boy
Got Any D Man, Got Any C Man
Got Any Crack-Any X-Any Jugie Boogie?

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Five

DRACO
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Five

DRACO
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Five

DRACO
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
No Way
Twenty Four

DRACO
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Four

DRACO
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Four

DRACO
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Not Today
Twenty Three

DRACO
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Three

DRACO
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Three

DRACO
Fifteen It's Old

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Two

DRACO
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty One

DRACO
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Seventeen

DRACO
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Fifteen

DRACO & COAT VENDOR
Sold!

RON & BILL
Let's Go To The Lot - Lavender's Performing

FLEUR
Who's Lavender?

BILL
His Ex

RON
But I Am Over Her

BILL
Let's Not Hold Hands Yet

FLEUR
Is That A Warning

ALL THREE
He/You/I JustNeed(s)
To Take It Slow I Should Tell You I Should Tell You
I Should Tell You I Should Tell You
I Should Tell You I...

ALL
And It's Beginning To
And It's Beginning To
And It's Beginning To--

LAVENDER
Chyanne, which way to the stage!

ALL
Snow!!

OVER THE MOON

RON
Lavender's performance.

LAVENDER
Last Night I Had A Dream. I Found Myself In
A Desert Called Cyberland. It Was Hot. My
Canteen Had Sprung A Leak And I Was
Thirsty. Out Of The Abyss Walked A Cow -
Elsie. I Asked If She Had Anything To Drink.
She Said, "I'm Forbidden To Produce Milk. In
Cyberland, We Only Drink Diet Coke."

She Said, "Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over
The Moon"

"They've Closed Everything Real
Down...Like Barns, Troughs, and ...
Performance Spaces...And Replaced It All With Lies And Rules And Virtual Life.
But There Is A Way Out...

BACKUPS
Leap Of Faith Leap Of Faith
Leap Of Faith Leap Of Faith

Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon

LAVENDER

I Gotta Get Out Of Here! It's Like I'm Being Tied To The Hood Of A Yellow
Rental Truck, Being Packed In With
Fertilizer And Fuel Oil, Pushed Over A
Cliff By A Suicidal Mickey Mouse! - I've
Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Find A Way

To Jump Over The
Moon
Only Thing To Do Is
Jump Over The Moon

BACKUPS
Leap Of Faith Etc.

LAVENDER
Then A Little Bulldog Entered. His Name
We Have Learned Was Blaise. And
Although He Once Had Priciples, He
Abandoned Them To Live As A Lap Dog To
A Wealthy Daughter Of The Revolution.

a 1-2-3

"That's Bull," He Said. "Ever Since The Cat
Took Up The Fiddle, That Cow's Been Jumpy.
And The Dish And Spoon Were Evicted From
The Table - And Eloped... She's Had Trouble
With That Milk And The Moon Ever Since.
Maybe It's A Female Thing, 'Cause Who'd Want To Leave

Cyberland Anyway?...
Walls Ain't So Bad. The Dish And Spoon For Instance.
They Were Down On Their Luck -
They come knockin' On My Doghouse Door and I Said, 'Not
In My Backyard, Utensils! Go Back To
China!'" Bee dee bong "The Only Way Out-Is Up," Elsie
Whispered To Me. "A Leap Of Faith. Still
Thirsty?" She Asked. "Parched." "Have
Some Milk." I Lowered Myself Beneath
Her And Held My Mouth To Her Swollen
Udder And Sucked The Sweetest Milk I'd
Ever Tasted."

"Climb On Board." She Said. And As A Harvest Moon Rose Over Cyberland, We
Reared Back And Sprang Into A Gallop.
Leaping Out Of Orbit!!

I Awoke Singing

BACKUPS
Leap Of Faith, Etc.

LAVENDER
Only Thing To Do
Only Thing To Do Is Jump
Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon
Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon
Over The Moon-Over The
Moooooooo
Moooooooo
Moooooooo
Moooooooo
Moo With Me

(She encourages the audience to moo with her. They do)

Thank You

LA VIE BOHEME

DRACO
Who died?

BLAISE

Our akita

RON, BILL, DRACO, HARRY
Evita

BLAISE
You make fun, yet I'm the one
Attempting to do some good
Or do you really want a neighborhood
Where people piss on your stoop every night?

Bohemia, Bohemia's
a fallacy in your head
This is Cheapside Bohemia is dead

RON
Dearly beloved, we gather here to say
our goodbyes

Here she lies,
No one knew her worth
The late great daughter of Mother Earth
On these nights when we celebrate the birth
In that little town of Bethlehem
We raise our glass
You bet your ass to...
La Vie Boheme

ALL
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme

RON
To days of inspiration,
Playing hookey, making something
Out of nothing, the need
To express to communicate,
To going against the grain,
Going insane,
Going mad
To loving tension, no pension
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention, hating pretension,
Not to mention of course,
Hating dear old mom and dad

To riding your bike
Midday past the three piece suits
To fruits, to no absolutes
To Absolut, to choice
To the Village Voice
To any passing fad
To being an us for once,
Instead of a them

ALL
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme

MR. GREY
Ahemm

LAVENDER
Hey Mister... She's my sister

WAITER
So that's five miso soup,
Four seaweed salad
Three soy burger dinner,
Two tofu dark platter
And one pasta with meatless balls

BILL
Eww

HARRY
It tastes the same

FLEUR
If you close your eyes

WAITER
And thirteen orders of fries Is that it here?

ALL
Wine and beer!

FLEUR & DRACO
To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
To leather, to dildos, To curry Vindaloo
To Huevos Rancheros, and Maya Angelou

LAVENDER & HARRY
Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion,
Creation, Vacation

RON
Mucho masturbation

LAVENDER & HARRY
Compassion, to fashion, to passion
When it's new

HARRY
To Sontag

DRACO
To Sondheim

FOUR PEOPLE
To anything taboo

HARRY & BILL
Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage

HARRY
Lenny Bruce

BILL
Langston Hughes

LAVENDER
To the stage!

PERSON #1

To Uta

PERSON #2
To Buddha

PERSON #3
Pablo Neruda, too

RON & FLEUR
Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
To blow off Auntie Em

ALL
La Vie Boheme

MR. GREY
Sisters?

LAVENDER
We're close

DRACO, HARRY
Brothers!

RON, DRACO, FLEUR & 3 OTHERS
Bisexuals, trisexuals, Homo Sapiens,
Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men,
Pee Wee Herman
German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
Carmina Burana

ALL
To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
Vaclav Havel, The Sex Pistols, 8BC
To no shame, never playing the fame game

HARRY
To marijuana

ALL
To sodomy
It's between God and me
To S & M

BLAISE
Waiter, Waiter, Waiter!!

ALL
La Vie Boheme

HARRY
In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromptu salon will commence immediately following dinner...Lavender Brown just back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will preform Native American tribal chants backwards through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello- Which she ain't never studied

BILL
And Ron Weasley will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an erection on high holy days.

RON
and Fleur Delacour, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn chair/handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred

And William will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song
(Bill picks up a guiter and plays)

That doesn't remind us of 'Musetta's
Waltz'

HARRY
Draco Malfoy-Snape will model her latest fall fashions from Paris while accompanying herself on the 10-gallon plastic pickle tub.

DRACO
And Harry will recount his exploits as Anarchist... Including the tale of his successful reprogramming of the MIT virtual reality equipment to self-destruct as it broadcasts the words:

ALL
'Actual Reality - ACT UP - Fight AIDS!'

BLAISE
Check!

FLEUR
Excuse me, did I do something wrong? I get invited, then ignored all night long

BILL
I've been trying, I'm not lying
No one's perfect, I've got baggage

FLEUR
Life's too short babe, time is flying
I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine

BILL
I should tell you-

FLEUR
I've got baggage, too

BILL
I should tell you--

BOTH
Baggage-

OTHERS
Wine And Beer!

FLEUR
AZT break

BILL
You?

FLEUR
Me. You?

BILL
Fleur

I SHOULD TELL YOU

BILL

I Should Tell You I'm Disaster
I Forget How To Begin It

FLEUR
Let's Just Make This Part Go Faster
I Have Yet -- To Be In It
I Should Tell You

BILL
I Should Tell You

FLEUR
I Should Tell You

BILL
I Should Tell You

FLEUR
I Should Tell I Blew The Candle Out
Just To Get Back In

BILL
I'd Forgotten How to Smile
Until Your Candle Burned My Skin

FLEUR
I Should Tell You

BILL
I Should Tell You

FLEUR
I Should Tell You

BOTH
I Should Tell
Well, Here We Go
Now We--

FLEUR
Oh No

BILL
I Know--This Something Is Here Goes--

FLEUR
Here Goes

BILL
Guess So
It's Starting To
-Who Knows-

FLEUR
Who Knows

BOTH
Who Knows Where
Who Goes There
Who Knows
Here Goes
Trusting Desire - Starting To Learn
Walking Through Fire Without A Burn
Clinging - A Shoulder, A Leap Begins
Stinging And Older, Asleep On Pins
So Here We Go
Now We--

BILL
Oh No

FLEUR
I Know

BILL
Oh No

BOTH
Who Knows Where - Who Goes There
Here Goes - Here Goes
Here Goes - Here Goes
Here Goes - Here Goes

LA VIE BOHEME B

CHYANNE

You Should See
They've Padlocked Your Building
And They're Rioting On Baker Street
Blaise Called The Cops

LAVENDER
That Fuck

CHYANNE
They Don't Know What They're Doing
The Cops Are Sweeping The Lot
But No One's Leaving
They're Sitting There, Mooing!

ALL
Yea!!
To Dance

FLEUR
No Way To Make A Living, massochisms,
Pain, Perfection,
Muscle Spasm, Chiropractors, Short-
Careers, Eating Disorders

ALL
Film

RON
Adventure, Tedium, No Family, Boring
Locations,
Dark Rooms, Perfect Faces, Egos,
Money, Hollywood And Sleaze

ALL
Music

DRACO
Food Of Love, Emotion, Mathematics,
Isolation,
Rhythm, power, feeling, Harmony,
And Heavy Competition

ALL
Anarchy

HARRY & LAVENDER
Revolution, Justice, Screaming For
Solutions,
Forcing Changes, Risk, And Danger
Making Noise And Making Pleas

ALL
To Faggots, Lezzies, Dykes, Cross
Dressers Too

LAVENDER
To Me

RON
To Me

HARRY & DRACO
To Me

ALL
To You, And You And You, You And You
To People living With, Living With,
Living With
Not Dying From Disease

Let He Among Us Without Sin
Be The First To Condemn

La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme

RON
Anyone Out Of The Mainstream
Is Anyone In The
Mainstream?
Anyone Alive - With A
Sex Drive
Tear Down The Wall
Aren't We All
The Opposite Of War
Isn't Peace...It's Creation

ALL
La Vie Boheme

La Vie Boheme

La Vie Boheme

La Vie Boheme

RON
The riot continues
The Christmas tree goes up in flames
The snow dances

Oblivious, Fleur and Bill
exchange a small, lovely kiss

ALL
Viva La Vie Boheme

ACT II

SEASONS OF LOVE

ALL

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Moments so dear
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure - Measure A Year?
In Daylights - In Sunsets
In Midnights - In Cups Of Coffee
In Inches - In Miles
In Laughter - In Strife

In - Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure
A Year In The Life?

How About Love?
How About Love?
How About Love?
Measure In Love

Seasons of Love.
Seasons of Love.

CHYANNE
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Journeys To Plan

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure The Life
Of A Woman Or A Man

HARRY
In Truth That She Learned
Or In Times That He Cried
In Bridges He Burned Or The Way That She Died

ALL
It's Time Now - To Sing Out Though The Story Never Ends
Let's Celebrate
Remember A Year In The Life Of Friends
Remember the Love
Remember the Love
Remember the Love
Measure In Love

CHYANNE
Oh you got to you got to remember the love,
You know that love is a gift from up above
Share love, give love, spread love
Measure, measure your life in love.

ALL
Seasons Of Love(2x)

CHYANNE
Measure your life, measure your life in love

HAPPY NEW YEAR

RON
Pan to the padlocked door. New Year's rocking eve. The
breaking-back-into-the-building party...

FLEUR
How long til next year?

BILL
Three and half minutes...

FLEUR
I'm Giving Up My Vices
I'm Going Back - Back To School
Eviction Or Not
This Week's Been So Hot
That Long As I've Got You
I Know I'll Be Cool I Couldn't Crack The Love Code, Dear
'Til You Made The Lock On My Heart Explode
It's Gonna Be A Happy New Year
A Happy New Year

RON
Coast Is Clear
You're Supposed To Be Working
That's For Midnight
Where Are They?
There Isn't Much Time

FLEUR
Maybe They're Dressing
I Mean What Does One Wear That's
Apropos For A Party - That's Also A Crime

LAVENDER
Chips, Anyone?

RON
You Can Take The Girl Out Of Hicksville
But You Can't Take The Hicksville Out
Of The Girl

LAVENDER
My Riot Got You On TV
I Deserve A Royalty

FLEUR
Be nice You Two
Or No God Awful Champagne

LAVENDER
Don't Mind If I Do
No Luck?

BILL
Bolted Plywood, Padlocked and
Chained
A Total Dead End

LAVENDER
Just Like My Ex-Girlfriend

(on cell phone)

Honey...?
I Know You're There...
Please Pick Up The Phone
Are You Okay?
It's Not Funny
It's Not Fair!
How Can I Atone?
Are You Okay?
I Lose Control
But I Can Learn To Behave
Give Me One More Chance
Let Me Be Your Slave
I'll Kiss Your Doc Martens
Let Me Kiss Your Doc Martens
Your Every Wish I Will Obey

(Chyanne enters)

CHYANNE
That Might Be Okay
Down Girl
Heel...Stay

I Did A Bit Of Research
With My Friends At Legal Aid
Technically, You're Squatters
There's Hope
But Just In Case

RON & CHYANNE
Rope!

RON
We Can Hoist A Line--

CHYANNE
To The Fire Escape--

RON
And Tie Off At

RON & CHYANNE
That Bench!

LAVENDER
I Can't Take Them As Chums

CHYANNE
Start Hoisting...Wench

BILL
I Think I Should Be Laughing
Yet I Forget
Forget How To Begin
I'm Feeling Something Inside
And Yet I Still Can't Decide If I Should Hide
Or Make A Wide Open Grin
Last Week I Wanted Just To Disappear
My Life Was Dust
But Now It Just May Be A Happy New Year
A Happy New Year

(Harry enters with Draco)

HARRY
Bond - James Bond

DRACO
And Pussy Galore - In Person

FLEUR
Pussy - You Came Prepared

DRACO
I Was A Boy Scout Once
And A Brownie
'Til Some Little Brat Got Scared

HARRY
Aha! Moneypenny - My Martini!

FLEUR
Will Bad Champagne Do?

BILL
That's Shaken - Not Stirred

HARRY
Pussy - The Bolts

DRACO
Just Say The Word!

FLEUR
Two Minutes Left To Execute Our Plan

HARRY
Where's Everyone Else?

BILL
Playing Spiderman

RON
Ironic Close Up: Tight
On The Phone Machine's Red Light
Once The Boho Boys Are Gone
The Power Mysteriously Comes On

VOICE MAIL #3

MRS. WEASLEY
Ron, It's The Wicked Witch Of The West
Your Mother
Happy New Year From SoHo
We're All Impressed That The Riot
Footage
Made The Nightly News
Even Your Father Says Mazeltov
Honey - Call Him
Love Mum

ALEXI DARLING (on the machine)

Ron Weasley
Alexi Darling From Buzzline

RON
Oh, that show's so sleazy.

ALEXI DARLING

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Or At Home Try 863-6754
Or - My Cellphone At 919-763-0090
Or - You Can Email MeAt Darling Alexi Newscom Dot Net
Or - You Can Page Me At --

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HAPPY NEW YEAR B

LAVENDER
I Think We Need An Agent

RON
We?

CHYANNE
That's Selling Out

RON
But It's Nice To Dream

LAVENDER
Yeah - It's Network TV
And It's All Thanks To Me

RON
Somehow I Think I Smell
The Whiff Of A Scheme

CHYANNE
Me Too

LAVENDER
We Can Plan Another Protest

CHYANNE
We?!

LAVENDER
This Time You Can Shoot From The
Start...(to Ron)
You'll Direct (to Chyanne)
Starring Me!!

ALL
5,4,3... Open Sesame!!
Happy New Year
Happy New Year Happy New...

BLAISE
I See that You've Beaten Me To The
Punch

BILL
How Did You Know We'd Be Here?

BLAISE
I Had A Hunch

RON
You're Not Mad?

BLAISE
I'm Here To End This War
It's A Shame You Went And Destroyed
The Door

FLEUR
Why All The Sudden The Big About Face

BLAISE
The Credit Is Yours
You Made A Good Case

BILL
What Case?

BLAISE
Fleur Came To See Me
And She Had Much To Say

FLEUR
That's Not How You Put It At All
Yesterday

BLAISE
I Couldn't Stop Thinking About The
Whole Mess
Ron-You Want To Get This On Film

RON
I Guess

BLAISE
I Regret The
Unlucky Circumstances
Of The Past Seven Days

BILL
Circumstance?
You Padlocked Our Door

BLAISE
And It's With Great Pleasure
On Behalf Of Cyberarts
That I Hand You This Key

DRACO
Golf Claps

RON
I Have no Juice In My Battery

BLAISE
Reshoot

BILL
I See - This Is A Photo Opportunity

LAVENDER
The Benevolent God
Ushers The Poor Artists Back To
Their Flat
Were You Planning On Taking Down The Barbed Wire
From The Lot, Too?

BILL
Anything But That!

BLAISE
Clearing The Lot Was A Safety Concern
We Break Ground This Month
But You Can Return

LAVENDER
That's Why You're Here With People
You Hate
Instead Of With Muffy At Muffy's Estate

BLAISE
I'd Honestly Rather Be With You Tonight
Than In Westport--

BILL
Spare Us Old Sport, The Soundbite

BLAISE
Fleur - Since Your Ways Are So Seductive

FLEUR
You Came On To Me!

BLAISE
Persuade Him Not To Be So
Counterproductive

BILL
Liar!

BLAISE
Why Not Tell Then What You Wore To
My Place?

FLEUR
I Was On My Way To Work

BLAISE

Black Leather And Lace!
My Desk Was A Mess
I Think I'm Still Sore

FLEUR
Cause I Kicked Him And Told Him I Wasn't
His Whore!

BLAISE
Does Your Boyfriend Know
Who Your Last Boyfriend Was?

BILL
I'm Not Her Boyfriend
I Don't Care What She Does

DRACO

People Is This Any Way To Start A
New Year?
Have Compassion
Blaise Just Lost His Cat

BLAISE

My Dog - But I Appreciate That

DRACO
My Cat Had A Fall
And I Went Through Hell

BLAISE

It's Like Losing A -
How Did You Know That She Fell?

HARRY
Champagne?

BLAISE

Don't Mind If I Do
To Dogs

ALL BUT BLAISE
No Blaise- To You!

DRACO
Let's Make A Resolution

FLEUR
I'll Drink To That

HARRY
Let's Always Stay Friends

CHYANNE
Tho' We May Have Our Disputes

LAVENDER
This Family Tree's Got Deep Roots

RON
Friendship Is Thicker Than Blood

BILL
That Depends

FLEUR
Depends On Trust

BILL
Depends On True Devotion

CHYANNE
Depends On Love

RON
Depends On Not Denying Emotion

BILL
Perhaps

ALL
It's Gonna Be A Happy New Year

BILL
I Guess

ALL
It's Gonna Be A Happy New Year

BILL
You're Right

DRACO
It's Gonna Be A Happy New Year

BILL & FLEUR
I'm Sorry

BILL
Coming?

FLEUR
In A Minute - I'm Fine - Go

THE MAN
Well, Well, Well. What Have We Here?
It's Gonna Be A - A Happy New Year
There, There... (etc.)

TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME

LAVENDER
Every single day,
I walk down the street
I hear people say: "Baby's so sweet!"
Ever since puberty
Everybody stares at me,
Boys, girls I can't help it, baby.
So be kind, and don't lose your mind
Just remember, that I'm your baby
Take me for what I am!
Who I was meant to be!
And if you give a damn,
Take me baby,Or leave me!
Take me baby or leave me!
A tiger in a cage
Can never see the sun.
This diva needs her stage, baby,
Let's have fun!You are the one I choose,
Folks would kill to fill your shoes!
You love the limelight too now, baby!
So be mine, and don't waste my time
Cryin', "Oh honey bear are you still my, my, my baby?"
Take me for what I am!
Who I was meant to be!
And, if you give a damn,
Take me baby, or leave me!
No way, can I be what I'm not!
But hey, don't you want your girl hot?
Don't fight, don't loose your head,
'Cause every night who's in your bed?
Who? Who's in your bed?
Spoken: Kiss Pookie?!

CHYANNE
It won't work!
I look before I leap.
I love margins and discipline.
I make lists in my sleep, baby.
What's my sin?
Never quit.
I follow through.
I hate mess but I love you.What to do with my impromptu baby?
So be wise, 'cause this girl satisfies,
You got a prize, so don't compromise
You're one lucky baby!!
Take me for what I am!

LAVENDER

A control freak!

CHYANNE

Who I was meant to be!

LAVENDER

A snob yet over attentive!

CHYANNE

And, if you give a damn!

LAVENDER

A lovable droll, geek!

CHYANNE

Take me baby or leave me!

LAVENDER

And anal retentive!

BOTH

That's it!

CHYANNE

The straw that breaks my back!

BOTH

I quit!

CHYANNE

Unless you take it back!

BOTH

Women

LAVENDER

What is it about them?

BOTH

Can't live, with them or without them!

Take me for what I am

CHYANNE

Who I was meant to be

LAVENDER

Who I was meant to be
and, if you give a damn

CHYANNE

and if you give a damn you better

LAVENDER

Take me baby(Spoken)Oh take me baby!or leave me take me or leave me

BOTH

Take me baby, or leave me

(Spoken)Guess I'm leaving, I'm gone

WITHOUT YOU

BILL
Where were you?

FLEUR
I'm sorry I'm late...

BILL
I know, You lost your keys. No, you went for a walk; you had to help your mother. And how's Blaise? I'm gonna be
upstairs tonight.

FLEUR
That's Not...

I Should Tell You
I Should...

Never mind...

BILL
Happy Spring
(Bill leaves.)

FLEUR
Without You
The Ground Thaws
The Rain Falls
The Grass Grows

Without You
The Seeds Root
The Flowers Bloom
The Children Play

The Stars Gleam
The poets dream
The Eagles Fly
Without You

The Earth Turns
The Sun Burns
But I Die
Without You

Without You
The Breeze Warms
The Girl Smiles
The Cloud Moves

Without You
The Tides Change
The Boys Run
The Oceans Crash
The Crowds Roar
The Days Soar
The Babies Cry
Without You

The Moon Glows
The River Flows
But I Die
Without You

BILL
The World Revives

FLEUR
Colors Renew

BOTH
But I Know Blue
Only Blue
Lonely Blue

FLEUR
Within Me, Blue

BOTH
Without You

FLEUR
Without You
The Hand Gropes
The Ear Hears
The Pulse Beats

BILL
Without You
The Eyes Gaze
The Legs Walk
The Lungs Breathe

BILL
The Mind Churns (FLEUR-The Mind Churns)
The Heart Yearns (FLEUR-The Heart Yearns)

BOTH:
The Tears Dry
Without You
Life Goes On
But I'm Gone
Cause I Die

BILL
Without You

FLEUR
Without You

BILL
Without You

BOTH
Without You

VOICE MAIL #4

BILL & RON
(outgoing message)

Speak...

ALEXI DARLING
Ron Weasley
Alexi Darling
Labor Day Weekend
In East Hampton
On The Beach
Just Saw Alec Baldwin
Told Him You Say Hi
Just Kidding

We Still Need Directors
You Still Need Money
You Know You Need Money
Pick Up The Phone
Don't Be Afraid Of Ker-Ching Ker-Ching

Ronnie-Sell Us Your Soul
Just Kidding
We're Waiting...

CONTACT

GROUP A
-Hot-Hot-Hot-Sweat-Sweet
-Wet-Wet-Wet-Red-Heat
-Hot-Hot-Hot-Sweat-Sweet
-Wet-Wet-Wet-Red Heat
Please Don't Stop Please
Please Don't Stop Stop
Stop Stop Stop Don't
Please Please Please Please
-Hot-Hot-Hot-Sweat-Sweet
-Wet-Wet-Wet-Red-Heat
-Sticky-Licky-Trickle-Tickle
-Steamy-Creamy-Stroking-Soaking

GROUP B
-Hot-Hot-Hot-Sweat-Sweet-Wet-Wet-Wet-
Red-Heat

HARRY
Touch

LAVENDER
Taste!

FLEUR
Deep!

HARRY
Dark!

LAVENDER
Kiss!

HARRY
Beg!

FLEUR
Slap!

FLEUR, LAVENDER & HARRY
Fear!

HARRY
Thick!

HARRY, FLEUR & LAVENDER
Red, Red
Red, Red,
Red, Red - Please

LAVENDER
Harder

DRACO
Faster

LAVENDER
Wetter

FLEUR
Bastard!

HARRY
You Whore!

LAVENDER
You Cannibal!

FLEUR & DRACO
More!

LAVENDER
You Animal!

LAVENDER, HARRY & FLEUR
Fluid No Fluid No Contact Yes

No Contact

ALL
Fire Fire Burn-Burn Yes!
No Latex Rubber Rubber
Fire Latex Rubber Latex Bummer
Lover Bummer

DRACO
Take Me
Take MeToday For You
Tomorrow For Me
Today Me
Tomorrow You
Tomorrow You
Love
You
Love You
I Love
You I Love
You!
Take Me
Take Me
I Love You

BILL'S VOICE
Um

CHYANNE'S VOICE
Wait

FLEUR'S VOICE
Slipped

HARRY'S VOICE
Shit

CHYANNE'S VOICE
Ow!

BILL'S VOICE
Where'd It Go?

FLEUR'S VOICE
Safe

HARRY'S VOICE
Damn

LAVENDER'S VOICE
I Think I Missed Don't Get Pissed

ALL
It Was Bad For Me - Was It Bad For You?

CHYANNE
It's Over

LAVENDER
It's Over

BILL
It's Over

FLEUR
It's Over

HARRY
It's Over

I'LL COVER YOU(REPRISE)

HARRY
Live In My House
I'll Be Your Shelter
Just Pay Me Back With One Thousand
Kisses
Be My Lover
And I'll Cover You
Open Your Door - I'll Be Your Tenant
Don't Got Much Baggage
To Lay At Your Feet
But Sweet Kisses I've Got To Spare
I'll Be There, and I'll Cover You

I Think They Meant It
When They Said You Can't Buy Love
Now I Know You Can Rent It
A New Lease You Were, My Love, On Life

All My Life
I've Longed To Discover
Something As TrueAs This Is

CHYANNE & SOLOISTS
So With A Thousand
Sweet Kisses
I'll Cover You

With A Thousand Sweet Kisses
I'll Cover You

With A Thousand
Sweet Kisses
I'll Cover You

With A Thousand
Sweet Kisses
I'll Cover You

HARRY
If You're Cold

And You're
Lonely

You've Got One
Nickel Only

when You're
Worn Out
And Tired

When Your Heart
Has Expired

COMPANY
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand Six
Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Moments So Dear
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand Six
Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand Six
Hundred-Measure A Year
Oh Lover I'll Cover You
Oh Lover I'll Cover You

HARRY & COMPANY
Oh Lover
I'll Cover You
Oh Lover

HARRY

I'll Cover You

COMPANY
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand Six
Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Seasons Of Love

HARRY
I'll Cover You

HALLOWEEN

RON
(On the phone)
Hi. It's Ron Weasley. Is Alexi there? Uh, No need to bother her. Just let her know that i'm running late for my appointment... i'm at my...
Yes, i'll still be there...Yes, I signed the contract... Thanks.

How Did We Get Here?
How The Hell...
Pan Left - Close On The Steeple Of The
Church

How Did I Get Here?
How The Hell...
Christmas

Christmas Eve - Last Year
How Could A Night So Frozen
Be So Scalding Hot? How Can A Morning This Mild
Be So Raw?

Why Are Entire Years Strewn
On The Cutting Room Floor Of Memory
When Single Frames From One Magic Night
Forever Flicker In Close-Up
On The 3D Imax Of My mind

That's Poetic
That's Pathetic

Why Did Fleur Knock On William's Door And Harry Choose That Phone Booth
Back Where Draco Set Up His Drums
Why Did Lavender's Equipment Break
Down

Why Am I The Witness
And When I Capture It On Film
Will It Mean That It's The End
And I'm Alone

GOODBYE LOVE

FLEUR
It's True You Sold Your Guitar And
Bought A Car?

BILL
It's True - I'm Leaving Now For SoHo
It's True You're With This Yuppie Scum?

BLAISE
You Said You'd Never Speak To Him
Again

FLEUR
Not Now

LAVENDER
Who Said That You Have Any Say In Who She Says Things To At All?

BILL
Yeah!

CHYANNE
Who Said That You Should Stick Your
Nose In Other People's...

LAVENDER
Who Said I Was Talking To You?

CHYANNE
We Used To Have This
Fight Each Night

RON
Calm Down

CHYANNE
She'd Never Admit I
Existed

RON
Everyone Please

FLEUR
He Was The Same Way - He Was Always
"Run Away - Hit The Road
Don't Commit"-You're Full Of Shit

CHYANNE
She's In Denial

FLEUR
He's In Denial

CHYANNE
You Give An Inch
When I Gave A Mile

RON
Come On

FLEUR
I Gave A Mile

BILL
Gave A Mile To Who?

RON & BLAISE
Come On Guys Chill!

FLEUR & CHYANNE
I'D Be Happy To Die For A Taste
Of What Draco Had
Someone To Live For-Unafraid
To Say I Love You

BILL
All Your Words Are Nice Fleur
But Love's Not A Three Way Street You'll Never Share Real Love
Until you Love Your Self-I Should Know

HARRY
You All Said You'd Be Cool Today
So Please-For My Sake...

I Can't Believe He's Gone
I Can't Believe You're Going (to Bill)
I Can't Believe This Family Must Die

Draco Helped Us Believe In Love
I Can't Believe You Disagree

ALL
I Can't Believe This Is Goodbye

Lavender and Chyanne reconcile and go home. Harry
returns to the funeral home. Bill walks off. Fleur and Blaise leave
together. Bill and Ron are left alone.

RON
I Hear There Are Great Restaurants
Out West

BILL

Some Of The Best. How Could She?

RON
How Could You Let Her Go?

BILL
You Just Don't Know...How Could We
Lose Draco?

RON
Maybe You'll See Why When You Stop
Escaping Your Pain
At Least Now If You Try-Draco's Death
Won't Be In Vain

BILL
His Death Is In Vain

RON
Are You Insane? There's So Much To Care About
There's Me-There's Fleur-

BILL
Fleur's Got Her Baggage Too

RON
So Do You

BILL
Who Are You To Tell Me What I Know,
What To Do

RON
A Friend

BILL
But, Who, Ron, Are You?
"Ron Has Got His Work"
They Say "Ron Lives For His Work"
And "Ron's In Love With His Work"
Ron Hides In His Work

RON

From What?

BILL
From Facing Your Failure, Facing Your
Loneliness
Facing The Fact You Live A Lie
Yes, You Live A Lie - Tell You Why

You're Always Preaching Not To
Be Numb
When That's How You Thrive
You Pretend To Create And Observe

When You Really Detach From Feeling
Alive

RON
Perhaps It's Because I'm The One Of Us
To Survive

BILL
Poor Baby

RON
Fleur Still Loves you
are you Really Jealous
Or Afraid That Fleur Is Weak

BILL
Fleur Did Look Pale

RON
Fleur has Gotten Thin
Fleur is Running Out Of Time
And you're Running Out The Door--

BILL
No More! Oh no!
I've Gotta Go

RON
Hey, for somebody who's always been let down
Who's heading out of town?

BILL
For someone who longs for a commmunity of his
own, who's with his camera, alone?

I'll call

I hate the fall

(Fleur re-enters)

BILL
You Heard?

FLEUR
Every Word
You Don't Want Baggage Without
Lifetime Guarantees

You Don't Want To Watch Me Die?
I Just Came To Say
Goodbye, Love
Goodbye, Love
Came To Say Goodbye, Love, Goodbye
Just Came To Say BILL
Goodbye Love Glory
Goodbye Love One Blaze Of
Goodbye Love, Glory
Goodbye! I Have To Find

(Bill leaves, Blaise enters)

FLEUR
Please Don't Touch Me
Understand
I'm Scared I Need To Go Away

RON
I Know A Place - A Clinic

BLAISE
A Rehab?

FLEUR
Maybe--Could You?

BLAISE
I'll Pay

FLEUR
Goodbye Love
Goodbye Love
Came To Say Goodbye, Love, Goodbye

Just Came To Say
Goodbye Love
Goodbye Love
Goodbye Love
Hello - Disease

Fleur runs away. Harry is booted from the funeral
home when he can't pay the bill. Blaise offers to pay;
hen he and Harry go drinking. Ron stays behind to
prepare for his meeting with "Buzzline".

FINALE

ALL SEVEN HOMELESS
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
How Time Flies
When Compassion Dies

No Stocking
No Candy Canes
No GingerbreadNo Safety Net
No Loose Change
No Change No

ONE HOMELESS MAN
"Santy Claus is Coming"

ALL
Cause Santy Claus Ain't Coming

No Room At The Holiday Inn-Again
Well, Maybe Next Year--
Or--When

RON
December 24th, Ten PM Grenwich Mean Time
I Can't Believe A Year Went By So Fast
Time To See-What We Have Time To See
Turn The Projector On

First Shot William
With The Fender Guitar He Just Got Out
Of Hock
When He Sold The Car
That Took Him Away And Back

BILL
I Found My Song

RON
He Found His Song
If He Could Just Find Fleur

BILL
I Tried - You Know I Tried

RON
Fade In On Ron
Who's Still In The Dark

BILL
But He's Got Great Footage

RON

Which He's Cut Together

BILL
To Screen Tonight

RON
In Honor Of Blaise's Wife

BILL
Muffy

RON
Alison
Pulling Blaise Out Of The East Village
Location

The power blows

BILL
Then again. Maybe we won't screen it tonight.

RON
I wonder how Alison found out about Fleur?

BILL
Maybe a bird told her.

HARRY
Or an dragon.
I Had A little Hunch You Could Use A Little 'Flow

BILL
Tutoring Again?

HARRY
Negative

RON
Back At OXFORD?

HARRY
No, No, No
I Rewired The ATM At The Food Emporium
To Provide An Honorarium To Anyone
With The Code

BILL & RON
The Code-
Well...?

HARRY
D-R-A-C-O

Yet Robin Hooding Isn't The Solution

But it will do for now right guys

RON

better than SoHo

BILL

way better than SoHo

ALL
OHH--

LAVENDER
Ron! William! Anyone - Help!

RON
Lavender?

LAVENDER

It's Fleur - I Can't Get Her Up The Stairs

BILL
No!

LAVENDER
She Was Huddled In The Park In
The Dark
And She Was Freezing
And Begged To Come Here

BILL
Over Here
Oh, God--

FLEUR
"Got A Light - I Know You - You're Shivering..."

CHYANNE
She's Been Living On The Street

BILL
We Need Some Heat

FLEUR
I'm Shivering

RON
We Can Buy Some Wood And Something
To Eat

HARRY
I'm Afraid She Needs More Than Heat

FLEUR
I Heard That

LAVENDER
Harry Will Call For A Healer, Honey

FLEUR
Don't Waste Your Money On Me Me, Me, Me

HARRY
Hello-911?
I'm On Hold

FLEUR
Cold...Cold...Would You Light My Candle

BILL
Yes-We'll Oh God-Find A Candle

FLEUR
I Should Tell You I Should Tell You

BILL
I Should Tell You
I Should Tell You

FLEUR
I Should Tell You
Blaise Wasn't Any--

BILL
SHHH-I Know

I Should Tell You Why I Left
It Wasn't Cause I Didn't--

FLEUR
I Know
I Should Tell You

BILL
I Should Tell You

FLEUR
I Should Tell You
I Love You--

BILL
Who Do You Think You Are?
Leaving Me Alone With My Guitar
Hold On There's Something You
Should Hear
It Isn't Much But It Took All Year

YOUR EYES

BILL
Your Eyes
As We Said Our Goodbyes Can't Get Them Out Of My Mind
And I Find I Can't Hide From
Your Eyes
The Ones That Took Me By Surprise
The Night You Came Into My Life
Where There's Moonlight
I See Your Eyes
How'd I Let You Slip Away
When I'm Longing So To Hold You
Now I'd Die For One More Day
'Cause There's Something I Should
Have Told You
Yes There's Something I Should Have
Told You
When I Looked Into Your Eyes
Why Does Distance Make Us Wise?
You Were The Song All Along
And Before The Song Dies
I Should Tell You I Should Tell You
I Have Always Loved You
You Can See It In My Eyes

FINALE B

FLEUR
I was Heading for this warm,
white light..Oh my god...
And I swear, Draco was there-and he looked
GOOD! And he said, "Turn around, girlfriend,
and listen to that boy's song..."

HARRY
She's drenched

LAVENDER
Her Fever's Breaking

RON
There Is No Future, There Is No Past

BILL
Thank God This Moment's Not The Last

FLEUR & BILL
There's Only Us
There's Only This
Forget Regret Or Life Is Yours To Miss

ALL
No Other Road No Other Way
No Day But Today

WOMEN - MEN
I Can't Control - Will I Lose My Dignity
My Destiny - Will Someone Care
I Trust My Soul - Will I Wake Tomorrow
My Only Goal - From
Is Just To Be - This Nightmare
Without You - There's Only
The Hand Gropes - Now... There's Only
The Ear Hears - Here... Give In To
The Pulse Beats - Love... Or Live In
Life Goes On - Fear... No Other
But I'm Gone - Path... No Other
Cause I Die - Way... No Day
Without You - But Today
I Die Without You - No Day But Today
I Die Without You - No Day But Today
I Die Without You - No Day But Today
I Die Without You - No Day But Today
I Die Without You - No Day But Today

ALL
No Day But Today

SEASONS OF LOVE B

COMPANY
In Diapers - Report Cards
In Spoked Wheels - In Speeding Tickets
In Contracts - Dollars
In Funerals - In Births
In - Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes--How Do You Figure-A Last Year On Earth?

Figure In Love
Figure In Love
Figure In Love

Measure In Love

Seasons Of Love
Seasons Of Love